Pick a 3 digit number on covid cases on Google

[markstanco 12,577]

Try it. Type in xxx covid cases and hit search.

[elfenix 34,309]

ok

[Mole 4,333]

Wut 

[markstanco 12,577]

ok

I got that after the 5th or 6th one as well. What you got before was amazing wasn't it?

[Celery Man 20,966]

If it’s scat porn and you’re searching in the address bar, are you sure a new page loaded?

[markstanco 12,577]

If it’s scat porn and you’re searching in the address bar, are you sure a new page loaded?

Still waiting to load. Also, "xxx new cases" works as well.

[Dahobbs 17,625]

46 minutes ago, markstanco said:

 

Try it. Type in xxx covid cases and hit search.

 

This is you being really dumb, isn't it? 

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/google-any-3-digits-new-cases/

[Dahobbs 17,625]

30 minutes ago, markstanco said:

44 minutes ago, elfenix said:

ok

I got that after the 5th or 6th one as well. What you got before was amazing wasn't it?

That's the first result. 

[Burt 4,085]

I dont understand what is happening.  Am I too smart?

[elfenix 34,309]

49 minutes ago, markstanco said:

I got that after the 5th or 6th one as well. What you got before was amazing wasn't it?

that was the very first thing i got. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,524]

40 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

This is you being really dumb, isn't it? 

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/google-any-3-digits-new-cases/

Lol from July. Way to be current with your nuttery, stanco.  Are you the new ttom?

edit:  and you butchered the conspiracy. The snopes thing says you type in xxx NEW cases not covid cases, and the idea is that without prompting, google shows you covid case results.  But of course that’s to be expected since there would be so many recent covid case stories being put online. 

Edited February 23, 2021 by Pato del Muerto

[UpperWestside 6,169]

35 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

This is you being really dumb, isn't it? 

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/google-any-3-digits-new-cases/

This is the person who once bragged about paying his employees 8 dollars per hour and that he could give them all the overtime they could handle. That he has now posted this is completely within the realm of expectation.

[Bama Chick 28,596]

I dont understand what is happening.  Am I too smart?

Too smart to fall for a dumb conspiracy theory from 7 months ago?

Probably.

[Radical Larry 28,641]

[Foosters 17,858]

Big brain energy stuff

[KingLerxst 112]

I typed in xxx as instructed, and ended up on porn hub “mask porn”. Am I doing this right?

Edited February 23, 2021 by KingLerxst

[washparkhorn 9,939]

poor thing . . . 

We have all been there.*

Spoiler

* That's a lie, but I have been there.

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19,206]

8 hours ago, markstanco said:

 

Try it. Type in xxx covid cases and hit search.

 

Dumbass.

[Js1 85,408]

Mom??

[wildcat09 29,355]

Well this is embarrassing.

[Bojack 2,081]

markstanco, when he wakes up: "Haha. Just the kind of response I'd expect from the liberal cabal.  Why are y'all so intolerant of people with a different viewpoint?"

markstanco, later in DTs thread: "Oh, yeah.  I went to the CR.  It's a tough racket."

[LTbear 4,170]

Oh man, @markstanco, this is looking like some cringe-level stupid on your part. I hope, for your sake, you've got some alternate explanation for what got you all riled up and excited.

Edited February 23, 2021 by LTbear

[seven 1,367]

I remember this being a big deal on texags 

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12,301]

OP is not a smart man.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,585]

BOOOORING.

All the cool kids are on to the NEW sensation- Fake Snow

https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/texas-snow-melting-goverment-conspiracy-tiktok/

1. Observe Curious Phenomenon

2. ???

3. ???

4. ???

5. Biden Did It To Punish Texas

[WBT 20,614]

1) Go to Google maps

2) Type in xxx main street

3) Something will pop up every time 60% of the time

[Sawbonz 27,578]

I don’t get it

[Celery Man 20,966]

It’s really not any stupider than still being a republican

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12,301]

9 hours ago, markstanco said:

What you got before was amazing wasn't it?

i'm really intrigued. what amazed you?

[TwiceHorn 31,495]

16 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

I don’t get it

I think the theory is that it is some sort of amazing coincidence or conspiracy that if you type in a three digit number and "cases," google will return hits a) dealing with COVID and b) returning that number (on some day where some place reported that number of cases).

Which, if you have the most basic understanding of search engine algorithms, makes perfect sense.

[gmr548 16,580]

This is you being really dumb, isn't it? 
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/google-any-3-digits-new-cases/

I mean, markstanco is on the Mt. Rushmore dumbest surly posters, so...

[Pescado_Rojo 19,423]

I knew how this thread was going to go before I even clicked on it. 

[Js1 85,408]

25 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

It’s really not any stupider than still being a republican

I hear this will be the featured CPAC event presentation 

[Biff Tannen 45,691]

19 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I hear this will be the featured CPAC event presentation 

There is a greater than zero chance this is true.

[BradInATX 9,208]

More of this please @markstanco. Since @DenverHorn slinked away in shame when the pedophile Democrats weren't mass-incarcerated on inauguration day and @TtomTerrific hunkered down in his school bus bunker until 2025, we've really been missing the "batshit insane weirdo" voice in our conversations. Thanks for making us whole again. Tell us more.

[StassneyHorn 6,613]

35 replies, 1 neg. There goes the brigading argument.

[TommyGufano 6,021]

This guy is so fucking stupid

[wildcat09 29,355]

@markstanco where'd you go!?

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11,669]

Theory: every single person that faceberked this has also said Gov Cuomo is responsible for so many COVID death!

[yoladu 4,094]

10 hours ago, markstanco said:

 

Try it. Type in xxx covid cases and hit search.

 

Edited February 23, 2021 by yoladu

[MaybeACoordinator 8,349]

At least his avatar accurately portrays his IQ.

 

 

 

[Blotto 23,559]

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

I hear this will be the featured CPAC event presentation 

True Story. right after the co-main event "Jews, do they really exist?"

[DDD Dad 14,339]

In on page 1!

[BearSchlong 8,098]

Do I also need to explain why www.antifa.com points to a certain server?

 

[hayden_horn 11,362]

this guy is going to go full @NowThis

it's stunning how stupid people can be.

[Hookah Horns 3,083]

10 hours ago, Dahobbs said:

This is you being really dumb, isn't it? 

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/google-any-3-digits-new-cases/

Woooow. This might be the dumbest goddamn thing yet. Lulz how the fuck would that prove it's fake? I'll never understand how so many humans are this fucking illogical and ignorant. 

[Mole 4,333]

In this conspiracy (?) world, what should google return instead of whatever it returned? Basically, if this is amazing, what would be the non-amazing result?

Also, since this seems to be the appropriate place, why is it so hard to get to various league standings on ESPN.com on a computer? It’s easy on my phone, but the computer version of the website is so hard to navigate.

I’ll be back with more questions as things float through my brain. This thread is a real service to our community.

Edited February 23, 2021 by Mole

[Hookah Horns 3,083]

2 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

I think the theory is that it is some sort of amazing coincidence or conspiracy that if you type in a three digit number and "cases," google will return hits a) dealing with COVID and b) returning that number (on some day where some place reported that number of cases).

Which, if you have the most basic understanding of search engine algorithms, makes perfect sense.

Or the most basic understanding of probability. Or math. Or numbers. 

It legit unsettles me for our species that people as dumb as @markstanco are allowed to procreate. 

[immamac 42,865]

this thread delivers. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21,202]

I've seen some stupid shit posted here; hell, much of it by me.  But, damn, this is really, really fucking stupid.  Like IQ of 80 stupid.