Mister, if you don't shut up....

[TrashMaster G 17,551]

... I'm going to kick 100% of your ass!

[retread 2,951]

When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

[Radical Larry 28,578]

This is US History. I see the globe right there. 

[RamjetFDO 10,575]

Aloha Mr. Hand!

[Underdog 28,611]

Are you in my class? 

I am today. 

[TexArcher 37,774]

Doesn't anybody fucking knock anymore?

[Brandywine 1,316]

When a guy has an orgasm, how much comes out?” 

“A quart or so.” 

 

 

[Redneck Mutha 7,954]

All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.

[retread 2,951]

If I'm here and you're here, doesn't that make it our time?

[Incredulity 11,663]

You dick!

[RPM 26,318]

My dad's a TV repairman. He's got the ultimate set of tools!

[Incredulity 11,663]

I thought he just flew in for games

[PencilPusher 454]

So what Jefferson was saying was 'Hey! You know, we left this England place because it was bogus. So if we don't get some cool rules ourselves, pronto, we'll just be bogus too.

[DigglerontheHoof 21,184]

21 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

... I'm going to kick 100% of your ass!

I've always thought the one thing missing from Fast Times is Brad's revenge over that douchebag customer at one of his next jobs...or arranging to have Jefferson fuck him up. 

[South Austin 52,463]

Those guys are fags!

[PencilPusher 454]

Mr. Hand: Where is Jeff Spicoli? I saw him earlier today, near the first floor bathrooms, is he still on campus? Anyone?
[Desmond raises hand]
Mr. Hand: Yes, Desmond?
Desmond: I saw him outside, near the food machines.
Mr. Hand: How long ago?
Desmond: Right before class.
Mr. Hand: All right. Bring him in.
[Desmond exits]
Mr. Hand: What is this fascination with truancy? What is it that gets inside of your heads? There are some teachers at this school who look the other way at truants. It's a little game you both play. They pretend they don't see you, and you pretend you don't ditch! Now, in the end, who pays the price? YOU!

Spicoli: Hey, wait a minute. There's no birthday party for me here! Hola, Mr. Hand.
Mr. Hand: What's the reason for your truancy?
Spicoli: Just couldn't make it on time.
Mr. Hand: You mean you couldn't or wouldn't?
Spicoli: See, there was a full crowd at the food lines.
Mr. Hand: Food will be eaten on your time. Why are you continuously late for this class, Mr. Spicoli? Why must you shamelessly waste my time like this?
Spicoli: [thinks it over] I don't know.
Mr. Hand: [writes I DON'T KNOW on the chalkboard] I like that. Hmm Hmm. "I don't know," that's nice. 'Mr. Hand, will I pass this class?' 'Gee Mr. Spicoli, I don't know.' That's nice, I really like that. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm going to leave your words on my board for all my classes to enjoy, giving you full credit of course, Mr. Spicoli.
Spicoli: All right!

[South Austin 52,463]

Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?

Learning about Cuba, having some food.

[Sbbruin 21,840]

Hey! You know, we left this England place because it was bogus. So if we don't get some cool rules ourselves, pronto, we'll just be bogus too.

[PencilPusher 454]

Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill you and he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us!

Jeff Spicoli: Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes!

Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna shit!

Jeff Spicoli: Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us?

Jefferson's Brother: First he's gonna shit, then he's gonna kill us!

Jeff Spicoli: Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.

Jefferson's Brother: You can't fix this car Spicoli!

Jeff Spicoli: I can fix it!

[Ben Tobin 374]

Alright Hamilton!

[Underdog 28,611]

Hope you had a helluva piss, Arnold. 

[dcbc 14,471]

"Ever since they started with the chicken nuggets, everything went to hell."

 

"This is U.S. History, I see the globe right over there."

 

That second one was my senior quote in high school.  I was cool.

Edited August 13, 2022 by dcbc

[dcbc 14,471]

Been a while.  This movie just keeps leveling  up.  It's a damned masterpiece.

[Texzilla58 4,733]

I think I just came….didn’t you feel it?

Missed opportunity. Amy Heckerling planned the carrot blowjob scene originally for the Hamilton hot tub with Linda and Stacy both full frontal nude. Producers wouldn’t let her because the film was going to get an x rating. They also cut the Damone full frontal in the cabana.

Also Mr Vargas wife was Dana Clarkson, murdered later by Phil Spector, who is listed in the soundtrack credits.

One of my favorite movies.

[Bama Llama 1,450]

Phoebe Cates in this film and also in Shag - the essence of ripening nubility!

[Texzilla58 4,733]

While later Phoebe Cates said she really didn’t want to do the nudity, Amy Heckerling has said she and JJL were up for gettin nekkid in a lot of scenes. JJL wanted to come on to Rat back at the house out of her robe, making his hasty retreat that much more awkward.

[Incredulity 11,663]

1 hour ago, Texzilla58 said:

While later Phoebe Cates said she really didn’t want to do the nudity, Amy Heckerling has said she and JJL were up for gettin nekkid in a lot of scenes

 

thanks a lot MPA

[Topper13 3,259]

 

[mdleast 8,289]

No Shoes, No Shirt, No Dice

[Dutch 4,465]

On 4/29/2018 at 6:08 PM, retread said:

If I'm here and you're here, doesn't that make it our time?

Surely there's nothing wrong with a little feast on our time?

[Sawbonz 27,546]

On 8/13/2022 at 12:52 AM, Texzilla58 said:

I think I just came….didn’t you feel it?

Missed opportunity. Amy Heckerling planned the carrot blowjob scene originally for the Hamilton hot tub with Linda and Stacy both full frontal nude. Producers wouldn’t let her because the film was going to get an x rating. They also cut the Damone full frontal in the cabana.

Also Mr Vargas wife was Dana Clarkson, murdered later by Phil Spector, who is listed in the soundtrack credits.

One of my favorite movies.

 

On 8/14/2022 at 7:13 PM, Texzilla58 said:

While later Phoebe Cates said she really didn’t want to do the nudity, Amy Heckerling has said she and JJL were up for gettin nekkid in a lot of scenes. JJL wanted to come on to Rat back at the house out of her robe, making his hasty retreat that much more awkward.

 

I was 13 when it came out. Buddies and I bought tix to something PG and snuck in. To this day just the first couple of notes of Moving in Stereo and I get a twitch in my pants

[Texzilla58 4,733]

That intro with the GoGos just sets the tone for the movie with the cam following everyone thru the mall.

I saw them in Vegas on a reunion show and those girls fucking rocked.

[Ignatius 4,017]

Big Hairy Pussy…

[smuggs 9,353]

Learning about Cuba, havin’ some food.