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Tiger Woods involved in rollover crash. suffered compound fractures in both legs


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2 minutes ago, naija said:

Why do they always have to make shit more dramatic? “Jaws of Life”

Jaws of life sounds a lot more sexy than they had to break out the hacksaw, and sledge hammer.

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Was listening to The Musers on The Ticket before this happened and they were wondering if he was back on the Oxy based on recent interviews. I wonder what his blood test results are.

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Just now, DCA_HORN said:
9 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:
Jaws of life sounds a lot more sexy than they had to break out the hacksaw, and sledge hammer.

Maybe because that's what they are called.

Noooo !!!! Really ??!!  Gosh ya learn something new every day.

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18 minutes ago, naija said:

Why do they always have to make shit more dramatic? “Jaws of Life”

Doesn't that show that it was a serious accident? I'm pretty sure that's why it was mentioned.

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I'm not tied in enough to know whether he was the product of better physique by science, but damn it's sad how far he has fallen.  I can't think of many pro athletes who were that transcendent at their peak.  Maybe none?

Blotto on oxy in the early morning is not a good look.  I hope that's not the look.

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5 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Because that’s the name of the product...

I know that. A simple, "extricated from the vehicle" would suffice, as it does for most other reports ....

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Hawthorne Blvd, between Blackhorse and Palos Verde Drive, in Rolling Hills Estates.  For our Surly keyboard accident investigators.  Steep hill.

Google Traffic says Hawkhurst and Rockvalley Rd is where the media is crawling over to take pictures from.

Current twitter theory is swerved to dodge coyotes during their mating season. 

(Not my theory)

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2 minutes ago, kevwun said:

How in the fuck does he not have a full time driver?

If UT knew enough to get Tom a driver, you'd figure Nike or his agent would know enough to get Tiger a driver.

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1 hour ago, naija said:

Why do they always have to make shit more dramatic? “Jaws of Life”

It's because most people can't say Holmatro & don't know what we mean by 'hydraulic spreaders and shears'.

BTW I know they said the tools were used, but I can't see in the shots where they would have been used, except maybe on the hatch. Who knows though. Hard to say, given the quality of the pics.

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51 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

that's quite a ways to get to rolling. 

i'd imagine he may have gotten back on the oxy dragon and rode it to this wreck. so sad.

LOL. He was hauling ass.

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Can't believe leos still have road closed and are still measuring shit after 5 hours.

Also hard to believe the story took so long to break in this age of Twitter.

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1 minute ago, woohorn said:

leos still have road closed and are still measuring shit after 5 hours.

Really? That's not a great sign.

Could just be due to the high profile nature of the incident though, I guess. We'll see.

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Seems most likely he fell asleep. It happens even without oxy. 

But that probably didn't help his back at all. Or legs given that everything in front of the firewall is gone.

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22 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

If UT knew enough to get Tom a driver, you'd figure Nike or his agent would know enough to get Tiger a driver.

Tiger has periodically had problems with drivers.

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53 minutes ago, hornimal said:

how many lives does this cat have remaining now?

After his past with his ex-wife and various drugs, I would need to see him go on a tour, and go a few rounds with Rand Paul’s ex-neighbor, and then pick a fight with a short dude in the bathroom of a Norman, Oklahoma bar, before I decide.

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