Tiger Woods involved in rollover crash. suffered compound fractures in both legs

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,865]

 

 

[Native Horn 3,499]

His odds just went sideways for The Masters.

[freyguy 4,264]

He'll be laying up for sure.

[naija 2,854]

Why do they always have to make shit more dramatic? “Jaws of Life”

[XYZ 2,154]

What car was he driving?

[smuggs 9,353]

1 minute ago, XYZ said:

What car was he driving?

Genesis (Hyundai) GV80.

 

Edited February 23, 2021 by smuggs

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

2 minutes ago, naija said:

Why do they always have to make shit more dramatic? “Jaws of Life”

Jaws of life sounds a lot more sexy than they had to break out the hacksaw, and sledge hammer.

[RPM 26,317]

Was listening to The Musers on The Ticket before this happened and they were wondering if he was back on the Oxy based on recent interviews. I wonder what his blood test results are.

['stache 21,797]

Are there any pancake waitresses involved?

[DCA_HORN 725]

Jaws of life sounds a lot more sexy than they had to break out the hacksaw, and sledge hammer.

Maybe because that's what they are called.

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

Just now, DCA_HORN said:

9 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Jaws of life sounds a lot more sexy than they had to break out the hacksaw, and sledge hammer.

Maybe because that's what they are called.

Noooo !!!! Really ??!!  Gosh ya learn something new every day.

[TornACL 7,698]

Hydraulic combination spreader talk not going away. 

[hayden_horn 11,362]

that's quite a ways to get to rolling. 

i'd imagine he may have gotten back on the oxy dragon and rode it to this wreck. so sad.

['stache 21,797]

18 minutes ago, naija said:

Why do they always have to make shit more dramatic? “Jaws of Life”

Doesn't that show that it was a serious accident? I'm pretty sure that's why it was mentioned.

[justhookit 4,191]

Fore

[MAUFRAIS 6,619]

that looks like it would have the ability to make you sore

[Message Board User 12,395]

If you had asked me in the aughts if he could catch the Golden bear, I’d have said there was no way he wouldn’t.

If you ask me now, there’s no way he will.

But for his personal struggles (and some injury) he could have easily won 30+ majors.

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[Buzzrock 14,902]

Another angle

[Buzzrock 14,902]

Are there any pancake waitresses involved?

“This just in, sports message board ‘Sugary Beavis’ reports that he pancaked a waitress.”

[hornimal 80]

how many lives does this cat have remaining now?

[Incredulity 11,654]

Elin does work with the pitching wedge these days.

[jimmyjazz 45,888]

I'm not tied in enough to know whether he was the product of better physique by science, but damn it's sad how far he has fallen.  I can't think of many pro athletes who were that transcendent at their peak.  Maybe none?

Blotto on oxy in the early morning is not a good look.  I hope that's not the look.

[SimonBolivar 10,957]

11 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

 

 

Another angle

 

Was he living in that car?

[hobbes2702 13,029]

44 minutes ago, naija said:

Why do they always have to make shit more dramatic? “Jaws of Life”

Because that’s the name of the product...

[Trey3216 15,345]

28 minutes ago, justhookit said:

Fore

Looks like the median let him play through  

[El Diablo 4,232]

2 hours ago, TornACL said:

Hydraulic combination spreader talk not going away. 

South Austin's mom jokes don't just go away. 

[naija 2,854]

5 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

Because that’s the name of the product...

I know that. A simple, "extricated from the vehicle" would suffice, as it does for most other reports ....

['stache 21,797]

If this doesn't involve him chasing strange somehow I'll be pretty disappointed.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

Judging by the media coverage, you’d think Tiger Woods was some kind of monarch or civil rights icon. 

[naija 2,854]

didn't take long for the speculation to begin

[clapclapclap 9,000]

Hawthorne Blvd, between Blackhorse and Palos Verde Drive, in Rolling Hills Estates.  For our Surly keyboard accident investigators.  Steep hill.

Google Traffic says Hawkhurst and Rockvalley Rd is where the media is crawling over to take pictures from.

Current twitter theory is swerved to dodge coyotes during their mating season. 

(Not my theory)

Edited February 23, 2021 by clapclapclap
(Not my dog)

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56 minutes ago, naija said:

Why do they always have to make shit more dramatic? “Jaws of Life”

"Jaws of Life" is my pet name for South Austin's mom. 

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4 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Judging by the media coverage, you’d think Tiger Woods was some kind of monarch or civil rights icon. 

Go hit the transfer portal.

[kevwun 15,764]

How in the fuck does he not have a full time driver?

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,367]

Get well soon Tiger.  

[SimonBolivar 10,957]

9 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Current twitter theory is swerved to dodge coyotes during their mating season. 

(Not my theory)

 

Edited February 23, 2021 by SimonBolivar

[crash_davis 23,101]

2 minutes ago, kevwun said:

How in the fuck does he not have a full time driver?

If UT knew enough to get Tom a driver, you'd figure Nike or his agent would know enough to get Tiger a driver.

[wood 11,225]

1 hour ago, naija said:

Why do they always have to make shit more dramatic? “Jaws of Life”

It's because most people can't say Holmatro & don't know what we mean by 'hydraulic spreaders and shears'.

BTW I know they said the tools were used, but I can't see in the shots where they would have been used, except maybe on the hatch. Who knows though. Hard to say, given the quality of the pics.

[demos 3,002]

Tiger: I’m sorry baby, I had to crash that Hyundai.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21,874]

Just now, wood said:

Hard to say, given the quality of the pics.

Ongoing surly problem

[wood 11,225]

51 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

that's quite a ways to get to rolling. 

i'd imagine he may have gotten back on the oxy dragon and rode it to this wreck. so sad.

LOL. He was hauling ass.

[naija 2,854]

6 minutes ago, kevwun said:

How in the fuck does he not have a full time driver?

errr, maybe he enjoys driving?

[TornACL 7,698]

3 minutes ago, naija said:

errr, maybe he enjoys driving?

It always sucks when your drive ends up in the deep rough. 

[woohorn 1,131]

Can't believe leos still have road closed and are still measuring shit after 5 hours.

Also hard to believe the story took so long to break in this age of Twitter.

[wood 11,225]

1 minute ago, woohorn said:

leos still have road closed and are still measuring shit after 5 hours.

Really? That's not a great sign.

Could just be due to the high profile nature of the incident though, I guess. We'll see.

Edited February 23, 2021 by wood

[Texas St. Armadillos 1,381]

Keeping onlookers at bay would be my best guess.

[B00M 6,414]

Seems most likely he fell asleep. It happens even without oxy. 

But that probably didn't help his back at all. Or legs given that everything in front of the firewall is gone.

[Bevo 13,568]

22 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

If UT knew enough to get Tom a driver, you'd figure Nike or his agent would know enough to get Tiger a driver.

Tiger has periodically had problems with drivers.

[atomheartbevo 89,628]

53 minutes ago, hornimal said:

how many lives does this cat have remaining now?

After his past with his ex-wife and various drugs, I would need to see him go on a tour, and go a few rounds with Rand Paul’s ex-neighbor, and then pick a fight with a short dude in the bathroom of a Norman, Oklahoma bar, before I decide.