Tiger Woods involved in rollover crash. suffered compound fractures in both legs

[smwhorn 482]

There has to be video of the actual accident with all the cameras along that road.

[Lurch 5,931]

LOL. He was hauling ass.

If you google street view it, you can see how steep it is. There are truck run-away lanes on that road

[Lurch 5,931]

Heck of a commercial for that GV80.

[Lurch 5,931]

@immamac can you change title? Jaws of Life were not used

[clapclapclap 9,000]

1 hour ago, wood said:

Really? That's not a great sign.

News says non-life threatening injuries.

We can rebuild him.  We have the technology.

Edited February 23, 2021 by clapclapclap

[ztejas 43,502]

1 hour ago, Message Board User said:

But for his personal struggles (and some injury) he could have easily won 30+ majors.

I don't think you can separate the man that won 15 majors from the man that fell from grace the way he did. If he wasn't the type to do what he did off the course he wouldn't be the type to do what he did on it. 

[Message Board User 12,395]

Since the injuries are not life threatening, this is a Great excuse to post the hilarious Japanese animation of Tigers' crash in 2008 or 2009.

 

[ztejas 43,502]

12 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

Since the injuries are not life threatening, this is a Great excuse to post the hilarious Japanese animation of Tigers' crash in 2008 or 2009.

 

Taiwanese* 

[Blotto 23,560]

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Taiwanese* 

[phdhorn 6,224]

Headlines say he suffered "multiple leg injuries."

How many legs does he have?  Wondering if he's like a centipede alien thing.

These are the kind of things that keep me up at night.

Anyway, get well, Tiger, hope you're back up and tee-banging (waitresses) in no time.

Edited February 23, 2021 by phdhorn

[deadshank 24,653]

So slight dog leg right and he crossed up his fade then into the trees left. 

 

 

[EuroHorn 3,265]

3 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

Headlines say he suffered "multiple leg injuries."

How many legs does he have?  Wondering if he's like a centipede alien thing.

These are the kind of things that keep me up at night.

Anyway, get well, Tiger, hope you're back up and tee-banging (waitresses) in no time.

His left knee, right knee and wee knee 

[phdhorn 6,224]

1 minute ago, EuroHorn said:

His left knee, right knee and wee knee 

Great Family Guy scene:  Peter's at the park watching Stewie play, he's sitting on a bench with a mom who says, "Is that your little fella?"
Peter replies: "probably just the way I'm sitting." 

Edited February 23, 2021 by phdhorn

[BabaYaga 15,302]

1 hour ago, T-shirt Sip said:

"Jaws of Life" is my pet name for South Austin's mom. 

I think you mean "crotch of itch"

[EuroHorn 3,265]

No skid marks in the road. I’m sure his shorts tell a different story. 

[wood 11,227]

55 minutes ago, Lurch said:

@immamac can you change title? Jaws of Life were not used

Did they come out and say that? (I haven't been following it since posting before).

Makes sense, if that's the case. I couldn't see anywhere on the vehicle that it looked like they had used cutting or spreading tools. Looks like they may have gone in through the windshield to make entry/give him an exit. Cut around the edges with axes, then peel it back. Works great.

[wood 11,227]

39 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

News says non-life threatening injuries.

We can rebuild him.  We have the technology.

Excellent news.

[Deej 76,846]

Tiger at The Masters, next year...

 

[4th_and_18 687]

Anybody see the IG video of Wade and Woods? Is he high? That was filmed yesterday I think. Hope that doesn’t show up on the drug testing after the wreck.

[Wally Fairway 5,569]

I only have 2 things to say 

A) now he can go for Hogan's record for most majors after a serious car accident 

2) Tiger is a worse driver than Jordan

 

 

 

 

[Armybrat 40,852]

3 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Jaws of life sounds a lot more sexy than they had to break out the hacksaw, and sledge hammer.

Crowbar would sound too.... you know.

[Murfdogg21 4,413]

I heard John Daly drives better, but didn’t know this was what they meant. 

[Underdog 28,739]

Tiger Woods is to driving like Harrison Ford is to flying. 

[Pablo 494]

LA Times reporter on CNN said his sources say a shattered ankle and compound fractures of both legs.  
 

Hope it’s not the last time we see him compete. 

[MAUFRAIS 6,630]

maybe he can find purpose and rekindle his competitive personality in a murderball league

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2,736]

He might be back on the Oxy after all these injuries.

[BrickTop 477]

Because that’s the name of the product...

Nah the name of the product is Hurst/TNT/ Holmatro, cutters, spreaders or rams Jaws of life is an old generalization

[phdhorn 6,224]

1 hour ago, Wally Fairway said:

I only have 2 things to say 

A) now he can go for Hogan's record for most majors after a serious car accident 

2) Tiger is a worse driver than Jordan.

His father said that he would not only be it world-renowned golfer but a world figure that would change history in the manner of Jesus Christ.

Call me over-assuming, but I bet besides hitting a curveball, Jesus Christ could drive a Genesis GV80 down a hill without flipping it over.

Edited February 24, 2021 by phdhorn

[Steel Shank 9,428]

29 minutes ago, Pablo said:

LA Times reporter on CNN said his sources say a shattered ankle and compound fractures of both legs.  
 

Hope it’s not the last time we see him compete. 

I may now be a better golfer than Tiger!

[phdhorn 6,224]

1 minute ago, Steel Shank said:

I may now be a better golfer than Tiger!

I'm sure at least you're a better driver (pun intended or not).

[Sandman 3,403]

You think his ex-wife is having a good chuckle, as she sits on her pile of cash? I know if my cheater ex-wife had a bad car accident, I wouldn't hurry on down to church and light a candle for her. 

[Dennis Taylor 18,839]

1 hour ago, BabaYaga said:

I think you mean "crotch of itch"

 

[Deej 76,846]

21 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

His father said that he would not only be it world-renowned golfer but a world figure that would change history in the manner of Jesus Christ.

Call me over-assuming, but I bet besides hitting a curveball, Jesus Christ could drive a Genesis GV80 down a hill without flipping it over.

Unless he got his sandal stuck on the pedal. 

[stork642 4,498]

4 hours ago, kevwun said:

How in the fuck does he not have a full time driver?

Well, Kobe had a full time driver so...also I didn’t know tiger was such a big fan of Sark.  AGNB.  But seriously I hope he makes a speedy recovery.  

Edited February 24, 2021 by stork642

[Gatorubet 30,257]

After his past with his ex-wife and various drugs, I would need to see him go on a tour, and go a few rounds with Rand Paul’s ex-neighbor, and then pick a fight with a short dude in the bathroom of a Norman, Oklahoma bar, before I decide.

Unless we get some news soon of him ripping off some guy’s testicles in a bar pre-flight, I’m afraid you can’t hold my interest.

[Gatorubet 30,257]

[Gatorubet 30,257]

“Tiger? No? Well forty years ago they knew my fucking name! I was a damn Golf God before my shins got broke in a wreck. Look, it’s a cripple dating app....we gonna fuck or what?”

[clapclapclap 9,000]

4 hours ago, smwhorn said:

There has to be video of the actual accident with all the cameras along that road.

Hopefully without Dottie narrating.

[StruggleBus 3,922]

5 hours ago, Message Board User said:

If you had asked me in the aughts if he could catch the Golden bear, I’d have said there was no way he wouldn’t.

If you ask me now, there’s no way he will.

Wow this is a hot fucking take right here. 

[Buzzrock 14,926]

LA Times reporter on CNN said his sources say a shattered ankle and compound fractures of both legs.  
 
Hope it’s not the last time we see him compete. 

ESPN just reported same

[Guest]

4 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Judging by the media coverage, you’d think Tiger Woods was some kind of monarch or civil rights icon. 

He damn sure opened up the game of golf, for whatever it's worth.   Inspired the shit out of black kids...and white.

 

But yeah, he didn't push a narrative.

[Player 4,575]

LA Times reporter on CNN said his sources say a shattered ankle and compound fractures of both legs.  
 
Hope it’s not the last time we see him compete. 

Just so long as his Achilles is okay...

[cactusflinthead 27,601]

There aren't many threads where slorch is quoting Hugo that don't involve cussing.

 

He's going to be doing well to walk around again.

[Pato del Muerto 52,531]

2 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

I only have 2 things to say 

A) now he can go for Hogan's record for most majors after a serious car accident 

2) Tiger is a worse driver than Jordan

 

 

 

 

His driving has always been erratic. He just used to be able to save himself. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,531]

2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Crowbar would sound too.... you know.

Halligan 

[ztejas 43,502]

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

Tiger Woods is to driving like Harrison Ford is to flying. 

Lol. Harrison Ford flew the ship that made the Kessel run in 12 parsecs. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,531]

29 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Hopefully without Dottie narrating.

Hopefully with fehrity. 

[CleverNickname 1,321]

Tiger is like Toonces. He can drive, just not very well. 

[Brew 3,049]

Fucking sucks, it wasn’t that long ago when Sunday’s at a major with Tiger were must watch TV for me. There is no one out there that I have to watch on Sunday. I was also rooting for him to take down the record in his second act:

[Gatorubet 30,257]

Fucking sucks, it wasn’t that long ago when Sunday’s at a major with Tiger were must watch TV for me. There is no one out there that I have to watch on Sunday. I was also rooting for him to take down the record in his second act:

#TeamGoldenBear