2021 Texas Rangers

[shadow_operative2.0 16183]

Strong effort, ace!! 

[SimonBolivar 11036]

1 minute ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Ho lee fuk, this is going to suck. 

From a third party perspective it's pretty fun.

[Elmer_Fudd 22960]

Did anybody seriously think the 5-0 lead would last? 

[shadow_operative2.0 16183]

More than one inning? Yes. 

[Post Oak 20551]

I'm more shocked we scored 5 runs in an inning.  That's probably gonna be our high water mark for the year.

[shadow_operative2.0 16183]

Do we still get Papa7? Better cash in today. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22960]

Team ERA will easily be 5+ this year.

[shadow_operative2.0 16183]

Taylor Hearn for Fireman of Year. 

Edited April 1, 2021 by shadow_operative2.0
Wrong lefty.

[CowtownHorn 5126]

Lol score 5 and give up 5 in the 1st inning on opening day. Life of a Rangers fan.
 

[CowtownHorn 5126]

Go ahead and give the 2021 batting title to Dahl. 

[Post Oak 20551]

This game is gonna take 5 hours

[shadow_operative2.0 16183]

Our cleanup has now hit two balls a combined 120’. 

[mdmost 43852]

King of the bloopers

[CowtownHorn 5126]

Nate Lowe on pace for 648 RBIs. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16183]

History, bros. 

 

[CowtownHorn 5126]

Dahl 3 for 3. MVP!!!

[mdmost 43852]

Hey, who's this f'ing small ball team that stole the Rangers uniforms?

[shadow_operative2.0 16183]

Solak is pulling a Rougie today. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16183]

We’ll probably need these two runs we’ve blown at the plate later. 

[mdmost 43852]

I appreciate the total lack of bothering at the end when he knew he wasn't going to make it. 

[ztejas 44114]

Just checked the score - what in the fuck? 12 hits through 3 innings???

Does each team have a make-a-wish kid pitching?

[CowtownHorn 5126]

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Just checked the score - what in the fuck? 12 hits through 3 innings???

Does each team have a make-a-wish kid pitching?

[shadow_operative2.0 16183]

Well, he certainly murdered that one. 

[Jive Turkey 12930]

this record is in jeopardy:

April 14, 1925: Indians 21, Browns 14
The Indians became the highest-scoring team in an Opening Day game back in 1925. That April 14, the Tribe opened the season with a 21-14 win over the St. Louis Browns, and boy was the game wild. The score doesn't even tell the tale.

This was no blowout win for Cleveland. It was a back-and-forth affair that saw the Indians jump out to a 7-1 lead, only for the Browns to rally to tie the game at 9 by the fifth inning. St. Louis scored four more times in the sixth to take a 13-9 lead ... and then the fun really began. The Indians scored 12 runs in the top of the eighth, with the go-ahead blow a three-run homer off the bat of Hall of Famer Tris Speaker. But maybe the strangest part of the game? The Browns committed a whopping 10 errors -- tying the Major League record for a single game -- including five in the 12-run eighth. Eleven of those runs were unearned.

[mdmost 43852]

Man, the hitting looks great today. Man, the pitching still looks like shit. 

[futureman 22667]

0-162

[Get ln My Van 934]

Holy fuck our pitching will be all-time bad

[cactusflinthead 27626]

 

[Greg Davis Apologist 213]

Let me pitch

[Elmer_Fudd 22960]

Going to be hard to watch 162 games of this disaster.

KC pouring it on now.

[shadow_operative2.0 16183]

Can we end the Solak cleanup experiment yet? 

[Greg Davis Apologist 213]

I bet a lot of people don’t believe Holt when he tells them he’s a professional baseball player.

[shadow_operative2.0 16183]

Tying run up, boys. 

[Trey3216 15450]

2 hours ago, Post Oak said:

This game is gonna take 5 hours

Nadel is thrilled 

[shadow_operative2.0 16183]

4 Ks for Leody, strong. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16183]

Nice pitch, Kolby. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16183]

Pick that Lowe, shit. 

[Trey3216 15450]

Joey with a huge OPS.  Trade him now!!!  Lulz 

[shadow_operative2.0 16183]

1-5, 3 Ks for cleanup, his ‘hit’ didn’t reach the mound. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16183]

It’s mercifully over. The one time a day off after OD is a good thing. 

[DougO 5261]

I can't believe starting an aging journeyman pitcher on opening day with a career 5 ERA was not a great idea.

Dang...

[DougO 5261]

Three starters in the lineup with 3 or more strikeouts in the game, 6 with 2 or more.

Rangerball...

[Vic Mackey 47849]

This season is going to be fucking amateur hour.

[C-Man 27686]

This season is going to be fucking amateur hour.

I think you mean amateur 4.5 hours.

[Pato del Muerto 53336]

8 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Show me a loss

Nevermind. I see it now. 

[markstanco 12773]

Just one game back boys! (probably wont get to say that again) 

[DougO 5261]

The Rangers are the third highest scoring team in the league, so at least there's that.

[Radical Larry 28815]

 

[Pato del Muerto 53336]

9 hours ago, DougO said:

The Rangers are the third highest scoring team in the league, so at least there's that.

Never shoulda settled for that field goal. 

[OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys 2153]

15 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

 

.67 huh.