2021 Texas Rangers

[Gucci_Suit 2656]

This team is an embarrassment. Gotta find new ownership. These fucks don’t care. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16028]

And the -1.5 hit... 

[freyguy 4289]

[AngryDragon 270]

4 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

 

 

We are the Rangers so Leiter will be a Cy Young winner for the Pirates while we pick Rocker and he'll be diagnosed with thoracic outlet syndrome. 

[RPM 26354]

6 hours ago, Gucci_Suit said:

This team is an embarrassment. Gotta find new ownership. These fucks don’t care. 

Are you kidding? Just look at the shiny new horse barn they built!

[Knoxtnhorn 6066]

So the Big 3 in Dallas have:

1) A team in which the owners don't care.

2) A team in which the owner is an idiot.

3) A team in which, for some reason, nobody wants to play for its *owner.  

Cool.

* Kind of going out on a limb, but I'm speaking of the inability of the Mavs to sign top-notch free agents.

[mdmost 43050]

Making history in the new ballpark!

[Vic Mackey 47151]

So the Big 3 in Dallas have:
1) A team in which the owners don't care.
2) A team in which the owner is an idiot.
3) A team in which, for some reason, nobody wants to play for its *owner.  
Cool.
* Kind of going out on a limb, but I'm speaking of the inability of the Mavs to sign top-notch free agents.

Don't forget, all 3 teams love signing players who are extremely injury prone thinking they are going to outsmart the rest of the league and get great value.

[Surly Bevo 25151]

[shadow_operative2.0 16028]

Leody sits 

[shadow_operative2.0 16028]

Make the play, Dahl. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16028]

Jonah & Eli, our heroes. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16028]

Bottom of the order doing work. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16028]

Well, wouldn’t have bet on that fucking outcome for Lyles’ inning. 

[Radical Larry 28663]

Damn, Joey.

[shadow_operative2.0 16028]

It was fun for awhile. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22317]

Ball goes through Lowe's glove on the throw from SS.

[Radical Larry 28663]

Keystone Cops out there.

[shadow_operative2.0 16028]

Damn, Manny’s a bitch. 

[Post Oak 20272]

Someone on LSB said we are on pace for 60wins.  Seems about right.

[Dr Fear 1268]

Someone on LSB said we are on pace for 60wins.  Seems about right.

Math, how does it work? 60.75.

[Vic Mackey 47151]

Odor without his beard

[shadow_operative2.0 16028]

At least Solak can only half piss me off today. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16028]

We broke their P without doing anything. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16028]

That was a fucking blisteringly slow turn by Jurickson. 

[Irish Wrist Watch 1399]

Ugly ass uniforms.

[shadow_operative2.0 16028]

He’s safe, Profar can’t tag either. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16028]

That’s fucking horseshit. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16028]

Cost us the potential tie. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16028]

Well, we fucked that inning all up. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16028]

Jesus fuck, he pissed on that. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16028]

Tejeda is so incredibly overmatched. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16028]

Strong series, boys. 
 

Today was a fucking gift for the -1.5 crowd. 

[DougO 5256]

Busy all afternoon and couldn't watch or listen. Fortunate...

[Elmer_Fudd 22317]

Gave up 3 runs in game 1 of the series and 2 today and lost both.  Sounds about right for this team to still lose when getting a couple of real good pitching performances, which will be scarce this year.

[Vic Mackey 47151]

4 runs in 3 games. Nice job, bats.

[Post Oak 20272]

I'm happy with how the season is going so far.  If we are going to tank, lets tank.

[shadow_operative2.0 16028]

Fun times. 

 

[shadow_operative2.0 16028]

And another. 

 

[shadow_operative2.0 16028]

On one hand, he dropped spare Solak. On the other, Jose Trevino is hitting 5-hole. 

 

Condor in LF should be fun. 

[DougO 5256]

Why in hell would they put the worst hitter in the entire organization in the middle of the order?

[SurlyBDR 22842]

On 4/11/2021 at 11:04 AM, Vic Mackey said:

Odor without his beard

[shadow_operative2.0 16028]

Welp, Condor to the IL getting hurt on a fly ball he didn’t catch. 

[Greg Davis Apologist 213]

Non-contact torn ACL

[Jameslaw121 4448]

Any idea what channel the game is on tonight? Mavs are on Fox Sport SW

[shadow_operative2.0 16028]

BSSW+, 676-2 on Direct. 

[Greg Davis Apologist 213]

The no-hit thread will be bumped tonight

[Restinmybones 111]

37 minutes ago, Greg Davis Apologist said:

The no-hit thread will be bumped tonight

There might be triple A teams better than this team. Can they trade the whole team for a Triple A team somewhere? 

[Elmer_Fudd 22317]

Dane Dunning has looked good in his first two starts.

[shadow_operative2.0 16028]

Impressive effort, bros.