2021 Texas Rangers

[shadow_operative2.0 16028]

Adolis, bitches. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16028]

As much as I don’t like DD, Leody just doesn’t have a prayer right now. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22317]

Taveras is an automatic out.  

[shadow_operative2.0 16028]

Tied this bitch up. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16028]

That was embarrassing, Joey. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16028]

Nice fucking throw, P. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16028]

Son of a bitch. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16028]

We got pen’d again. 

[dcar00 14365]

what the hell kind of at bat is that.  sheesh

[shadow_operative2.0 16028]

Adolis is fun, at least. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16028]

[SurlyBDR 22842]

Lowe made me lol for showing off his piece & chain to Moncada.

(Shitty pic of laptop screen 🤷‍♂️)

[DougO 5256]

Running doesn't appear to be among Calhoun's strengths.

[shadow_operative2.0 16028]

But he can do that! 

[Jive Turkey 12644]

That was shoulder level. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16028]

And fuck. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22317]

Oakland A's have won 13 in a row.  Amazing how they are just good every year with low payroll.  They deserve a new a stadium as well.

[DougO 5256]

Whole lotta Rangering goin' on.

But it's nice to seem some talent emerging and potential hope for not totally sucking in the not too distant future.

[Vic Mackey 47151]

 

[Restinmybones 111]

Well, it's once again time to mention that the Rangers, as expected, are a bunch of noddle brained, meat heads and pussies at the plate. Goddamn they suck.

Let's see if that works. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16028]

Leody down. 

And we’re losing. 

[Restinmybones 111]

1 minute ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Leody down. 

And we’re losing. 

I only feel better when I realize that I already know this team sucks and the only reason I watch them, at times, is because I have nothing better to do and almost everything else on the teeeeeveeeee sucks worse than the Texas Rangers. If there something interesting on like a good nature documentary or Naked and Afraid: Midget Circus Acrobats in the Amazon Basin, I'll change the channel every time. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16028]

Fucking boom. 

[mdmost 43050]

Why are there so many Angels fans at the game? I wasn't aware they had that many fans. 

[Elmer_Fudd 22317]

Can Jordan Lyles hit the road already?

[Gil Bang 26020]

54 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Why are there so many Angels fans at the game? I wasn't aware they had that many fans. 

they draw over 3 million a year dipshit, and they feature the best player in baseball for the past several years, a 2-way throwback, and another 1st ballot Hall of Fame player. 

Edited April 27, 2021 by Gil Bang

[mdmost 43050]

They're no LA Dodgers, fuckstick. 

[Vic Mackey 47151]

they draw over 3 million a year dipshit, and they feature the best player in baseball for the past several years, a 2-way throwback, and another 1st ballot Hall of Fame player. 

Fuck the Angels.

[shadow_operative2.0 16028]

Joey lives. 

[mdmost 43050]

Going to the ballpark tomorrow. Ready to take in a game after more than a year away. Hopefully we won't suck. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16028]

My boy. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16028]

Hey, we won.

[Trey3216 15356]

Don't look now, but Solak is arguably having an All-Star level  season thus far.    

[Dr Fear 1268]

The other AL 2nd base guys are pretty average. 

[Jameslaw121 4448]

Just checking in to see if anyone still hates Solak??

 

[/ducks]

[Dr Fear 1268]

I think you still get a minimum of one player per team, so who else would it be at this point?

[Jameslaw121 4448]

2 hours ago, Dr Fear said:

I think you still get a minimum of one player per team, so who else would it be at this point?

That was more directed at shadow. But now that you mention it. I guess you're right. I don't see anyone else as of right now

 

[Elmer_Fudd 22317]

Well this game started out well 🙄

[dcar00 14365]

is anyone able to watch the Rangers on Spectrum in Austin?  I have the fucking Spurs on both 318 and 319

[shadow_operative2.0 16028]

Damnit Joey, that pitch was fucking grooved. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16028]

Strong effort, bats.

[mdmost 43050]

The Rangers suck ass but the stadium is great. We had a great time checking out all the vantage points tonight. It feels so much closer to the action. We found the single best seats in the outfield. These are a fucking steal. Sit as low as possible in this section 

 

[MaxHorn 325]

Has anyone else noticed that this new Bally Sports broadcast doesn't show batter stats on even a semi-regular basis? They have this fucking ridiculous ticker at the bottom of the screen and it does show stats during the batter's first AB of the game-- but after that, NADA (but I certainly know what time the LA Kings and San Jose Sharks are dropping the puck). There's a pitch count tracker throughout and it will tell me the current batter is 1-3 tonight, but you never see an average or any other stats after that first AB. I've checked out other regional Bally broadcasts on my MLB subscription and they all have a chyron that shows average, RBIs, HRs etc throughout the game-- you know, the usual shit we see every time a batter comes to the plate on every baseball broadcast since 1960. This is driving me nuts. Yes, I know I can pull it up on my fucking phone in real time. But I shouldn't have to do that.  It should be on my screen, just like it is for all the fuckheads who watch the Twins on Bally Sports Minnesota and the Astros on Bally Sports Trashcan.

I suppose one could argue that maybe the Ranger organization doesn't WANT you to see Joey Gallo's current batting average...but c'mon, man.

[Native Horn 3515]

What he ^^^^ said.

[shadow_operative2.0 16028]

[shadow_operative2.0 16028]

DougO’s boy. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16028]

We’re the big winners. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16028]

[dcar00 14365]

does anyone in Austin watch the Rangers?  when the Spurs played I usually got Spurs on spectrum 318 and Rangers on 319.  now the Spurs are on both damn channels.

[Greg Davis Apologist 213]

I guess TAG has it in his contract that he gets to call all of the Red Sox games.