2021 Texas Rangers

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Pretty much guaranteed he goes yack. 

 

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Edited May 18, 2021 by shadow_operative2.0
ESPN also if that helps anyone.

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Hey, we’re winning. 

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Nice little 2-out rally here. 

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Ain’t fucking winning no more. 

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Folty pulled a Lyles this inning. 

[Dr Fear 1268]

Ain’t fucking winning no more. 

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My boy Nick. 

[Post Oak 20213]

It's nice to be pretty good up the middle again after being putrid the last few years

[dcar00 14210]

of course Odor has a good night...

[Dr Fear 1268]

Who's going to pitch tomorrow?

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This guy! 

 

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Edited May 19, 2021 by Don Johnson

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Hell, old man Gammons had Davis #1 last week. Callis had Lawlar the week before. 

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Dahl sits against our old friend Kluber. 

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A: Take that your-fucking-self, IKF. 

B: Help your goddamn IF out ONE time this season, Nate. Jesus, he’s awful over there. 

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This game is fucking moving. 

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That may be curtains for our bats. 

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Well, that was certainly embarrassing. 

[Firemans4Horn 18049]

Contract the Rangers

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Sell the team already you weird cheap ass Baylor fucks.

[Pato del Muerto 52498]

Only the third team to get no hit twice this season. 

[Firemans4Horn 18049]

Currently on pace to get no hit 7 times at home this season. 

[Vic Mackey 47038]

No hit twice so far. both at home. Good job guys.

Edited May 20, 2021 by Vic Mackey

[Post Oak 20213]

4 games out of last place/first pick.

 

[Knoxtnhorn 5976]

1 minute ago, Post Oak said:

4 games out of last place/first pick.

 

They'd fuck that up too.

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Sell the team

[Firemans4Horn 18049]

Dodgers, Padres and Yankees have all dog piled at the Home & Garden shed.
 

Only memory the Rangers have made is killing off the old cookie lady by infecting her with covid. 

[Vic Mackey 47038]

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^ That’s extremely fake, but it was $1 Nolan Ryan hot dog night. Vendors probably did well. 

[Native Horn 3504]

Sadly, not fake.  Bally Sports Southwest showed it during the broadcast.

[Dirk X West 772]

So, Kluber signed with Texas, couldn't make it through one inning of his first start before taking a season ending injury, signed with another team in the offseason and then no-hit Texas the first time he faced them?  That's Rangers AF.

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1 hour ago, Native Horn said:

Sadly, not fake.  Bally Sports Southwest showed it during the broadcast.

A little more context. 

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it was mystery bobble head night and they opened the vault from ones that weren’t used in 2020. everybody got a different one.

 

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Ah, more good news. His velocity was up this year too. 

 

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Alright boys, the goal today is a fucking hit. 
 

[Dr Fear 1268]

Found this on a random board: (from 2007)

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Even though it's now a moot point at least for tonight, here is a list of teams that were no hit twice in a season (no team has ever been no-hit 3 times:

1884: Pittsburgh Alleghenys

Washington Nationals

1885: Providence Grays

1917: Chicago Whitesox

1923: Philadelphia Athletics

1960: Philadelphia Phillies

1965: Chicago Cubs

1967: Detroit Tigers (Note that they actually beat the O's 2-1 despite being no-hit by Steve Barber and Stu Miller)

1971: Cincinnati Reds

1973: Detroit Tigers

1977: California Angels

1996: Colorado Rockies

2001: San Diego Padres

Add the 2021 Rangers, Indians and Mariners.

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Grant tweeted this last night, but he also screwed up the part about leaving off the Indians this year. 

 

 

[Pato del Muerto 52498]

Plenty of season left to smash that 

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Rougie batting clean up for Yankees today


Ok then…..

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Nice little 1-4-3 there. 

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13 & 7 pitches seen by our bats so far. 

[Gucci_Suit 2644]

We have 2 hits. Their pitcher must be embarrassed. Guessing he gets dfa’ed after this one. 

[Dr Fear 1268]

Just now, Gucci_Suit said:

We have 2 hits. Their pitcher must be embarrassed. Guessing he gets dfa’ed after this one. 

The 15 inning scoreless streak is still alive and well lol.

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Okay, the extremely rare 3-6-5 DP this time. 

[Dr Fear 1268]

Just now, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Okay, the extremely rare 3-6-5 DP this time. 

That never works.

[Trey3216 15346]

28 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Okay, the extremely rare 3-6-5 DP this time. 

Especially one where the 1st batter of the inning makes the 3rd out, the 2nd batter makes the 2nd out, and the 3rd batter makes the 1st out.  

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Hit Rougie on 0-2, pretty much guarantees he’ll score the winning run now. 

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And there it is. Highly doubt we’ll scratch against their fully-rested pen. 

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Our bats don’t even fucking compete.