2021 Texas Rangers

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

Welp, we fucked that inning up too. 

[Dr Fear 1269]

I believe that makes 27 innings without a run.

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

We did it!! 

[Jameslaw121 4455]

We all knew Ibanez would be the one to end it......

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

Their RF looked suspiciously like a play we’ve all seen once or ten thousand times. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

We didn’t want that fucking lead anyway. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

Spoiler

We didn’t win. 

Nick & IKF now have a matching OPS of .652, that is so fucking putrid. 

[Don Johnson 4758]

 

[C-Man 27413]

 

Newberg:



It will be so on-brand for the Rangers to fuck around/find out and not get Leiter’s deal done …

[Post Oak 20359]

I'd be shocked if Leiter doesnt sign.  Maybe he wont, but I'll be shocked.  

 

Rangers gonna Ranger tho.

[C-Man 27413]

I'd be shocked if Leiter doesnt sign.  Maybe he wont, but I'll be shocked.  
 
Rangers gonna Ranger tho.

They’ll get it done IMO. Would be a colossal fuckup if it doesn’t.

[Dennis Taylor 19100]

The Rangers are

 

[Trey3216 15382]

Hit a nice little 2 team parlay last night with the Bucks -4.5 (sweated out that last meaningless 3pt attempt with 6 seconds left) and the Tigers -1.5 line.  165 paid 670.  

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

IKF sits. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

Lyles gonna Lyles. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

And again. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

There’s 3 in 5 innings. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

Welp, noon tomorrow to avoid the sweep by mighty Det. 

[DougO 5257]

Brutal run they're having.

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

Great play Nick, jesus fuck. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

Hahaha, this one’s already over. Why the fuck is Folty still employed? 

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Pathetic 

[Firemans4Horn 18344]

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

And another yack. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

Hey, another one! This is truly impressive. 

[Jameslaw121 4455]

Anyone know off the top of their head the last time we had a lead in a game?

 

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

Only because one of the writers tweeted it earlier, July 10. We were up 2-0 after 1, tied after top 2. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

On 5/13/2021 at 3:20 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Not really, our best hopes are in the lower levels. Curtis Terry is a big ol' 1B, & Yonny Hernandez is a slick-fielding IF that apparently doesn't K. 

At least we have something fucking new to watch tomorrow. Thank jesus. 

 

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

Hopefully Folty is DFA’d today. It’s fucking time. 

[Post Oak 20359]

I disagree.  Although Folty isn't worth spending time on because he's awful.  But he's helping us tank and him being up and taking the ball every 5th day is preventing us bringing up someone who's not ready.  Same with Lyles.  

Plus now we are 3 games out of 1.2.

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

Haha, even fucking better. See ya, Nick. 

 

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

Since Oleksiak is gone, hopefully we’ll need this here a few times. 
 

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

Lowe is a fucking embarrassment to the position. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

Welp, that'll do it for this one. 

[Dr Fear 1269]

That's ten -1.5 bets won in a row.

[ztejas 43777]

3 hours ago, Dr Fear said:

That's ten -1.5 bets won in a row.

That's absurd.

Not sure if anyone else saw this... but Folty is either on pace to break or come up just shy of the most homers ever given up in an MLB season. I think the record is 50 and he's on track to give up 48. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

Kyle trying to make sure we really get jackshit for him. 

[Firemans4Horn 18344]

Contract the rangers

[Firemans4Horn 18344]

ONLY NO HIT TWICE! SO FAR…
-Texas Rangers 2021

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

Good effort, kids! 

[Radical Larry 28685]

[Post Oak 20359]

1 game back of 1.2 and only 4.5 games back of 1.1.

#eatingshitforelijah

 

 

[Radical Larry 28685]

Hearn gets the start tomorrow. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

That'll be 12. 

[Surly Bevo 25542]

Wanders in from realignment talk

Yep this team is still dogshit and these owners should be shot into the sun

Wanders out....carry on lads.

[Loch Ness Monster 3533]

Texas' streak of 86 consecutive innings without leading is the longest since the Braves had a 96-inning drought in 1977.

[ztejas 43777]

On 4/2/2021 at 10:45 PM, Post Oak said:

Please be there at 2.

Nice call. 

[Jameslaw121 4455]

It'll be fine. We'll come out with a dominant pitching performance today from....check notes....Taylor Hearn

 

well fuck