Tom Herman 𝗁̷Fired by Florida Atlantic

[texifornia 56850]

Have a Chicago-style hot dog for us, Tom.

[bschoolprof 6251]

What will the first special project be?  

[Foosters 17819]

O'Hare flight control, be on the lookout for drunk wives falling from the sky.

[MAUFRAIS 6614]

first chocolate shake is on me

[SizzleChest 8283]

[Run Run Run Punt 145]

I think this will work wonders for Mitch Trubisky.  

[Fuck Tim Beck 3815]

I hope he gets lost in the wrong part of town. 

[mdmost 42997]

Tom will be in charge of whether to go for it on 4th down or not. 

[Laxtonto 12078]

4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Tom will be in charge of whether to go for it on 4th down or not. 

[B00M 6413]

4 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Tom will be in charge of whether to go for it on 4th down or not. 

The sacred binder is in a windowless office with Tom's badge on it.

[perfectchaos007 6621]

He took a pro job to keep Texas on the hook for the buyout?

Edited March 1, 2021 by perfectchaos007

[Cairn Horn88 8259]

Do we get a rebate on his salary payout?

[Royale with cheese 1466]

1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Do we get a rebate on his salary payout?

Yep, all $15,000 a year of it. 

[Richter 2256]

I found a jewelry designer in Chicago for him.  Possible downgrade from KS, but its Chicago so....

https://www.danarebeccadesigns.com/danas-story

Edited March 1, 2021 by Richter

[C-Man 27182]

3 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

He took a pro job to keep Texas on the hook for the buyout?

If that's what happened, IDGAF. I'm just glad he's no longer our problem. I'm fully onboard the Sark Train.

[Cairn Horn88 8259]

If Herman is going to be an analyst, he should first analyze why he couldn’t win more than 7-8 games a year here, and why recruits great recruits stopped wanting to come here with all the resources he had at his disposal.   He let it all slip away.

 

[cochamps 1879]

Don't know if Chicago is the place for him to dry out.

[Dr. Teeth 5843]

This move would humble 9 out of 10 men. That one man, Thomas Yertle Herman III.

[GhostOfTomJoad 9323]

Now the Russell Wilson to Chicago rumors make sense!

[Hook1997 5351]

He just can’t stay away from my teams, boo this man!

[GTX Horn 1707]

What’s the strip club scene like in Chicago? Asking for a friend....

[Laxtonto 12078]

10 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

If Herman is going to be an analyst, he should first analyze why he couldn’t win more than 7-8 games a year here, and why recruits great recruits stopped wanting to come here with all the resources he had at his disposal.   He let it all slip away.

 

Herman got off to a OK start... just no staying power and blew his load early with no real results..

 

Fuck you Turtle Tom

[Bigjohns97 125]

38 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

What will the first special project be?  

Powdered eggs

[Vic Mackey 47006]

Sounds like he has an assistant to the manger type of position. No real importance at all.

[ChiTownDoc 21135]

Of course.  God damn it.  

[msbesq 385]

They must be having trouble with their pee on a team-wide

basis.

[texifornia 56850]

Just now, ChiTownDoc said:

Of course.  God damn it.  

He's a good quarterbacks coach. Maybe a coordinator.

[ztejas 43411]

58 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

What will the first special project be?  

Paper mache, macaroni art, maybe some friendship bracelets. 

[bschoolprof 6251]

I think the first special project will be locker room demo.

[B00M 6413]

15 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Sounds like he has an assistant to the manger type of position. No real importance at all.

[Kennythetiger 9374]

39 minutes ago, GTX Horn said:

What’s the strip club scene like in Chicago? Asking for a friend....

Not that great. 

[Nueces River Rat 5537]

5 minutes ago, bschoolprof said:

I think the first special project will be locker room demo.

The unions would have to approve though..

[Chad 1728]

I guess the Bears won't be drafting Sam Elingher.

[Davis Lane 5577]

[6th Street 6389]

Deshawn Watson to Bears confirmed

[Nueces River Rat 5537]

Chicago can have Tom...

Just give us back Whataburger....

[Burt Macklin 19019]

46 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Sounds like he has an assistant to the manger type of position. No real importance at all.

I’m sure he will shepherd those Bears QBs well. 

[US183 125]

1 hour ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

I hope he gets lost in the wrong part of town. 

The whole city of Chicago is the wrong part of town. 

[jeevsie 3733]

Failing Upwards vs Peter Principle

[Fug 540]

Is this true....?

[Jkwellborn 6686]

If they pick up Ehlinger, this place will burn.

[Machinator 32099]

1 minute ago, Fug said:

Is this true....?

No.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/draft2021/insider/story/_/id/30918379/nfl-draft-2021-rankings-todd-mcshay-updated-top-32-prospects-class-including-pass-rush-risers

He has Najee Harris as his 20th-best prospect and his latest mock has a TCU safety at 20.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/draft2021/insider/story/_/id/30862243/nfl-mock-draft-2021-todd-mcshay-post-super-bowl-predictions-all-32-first-round-picks

[Fug 540]

6 minutes ago, Machinator said:

No.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/draft2021/insider/story/_/id/30918379/nfl-draft-2021-rankings-todd-mcshay-updated-top-32-prospects-class-including-pass-rush-risers

He has Najee Harris as his 20th-best prospect and his latest mock has a TCU safety at 20.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/draft2021/insider/story/_/id/30862243/nfl-mock-draft-2021-todd-mcshay-post-super-bowl-predictions-all-32-first-round-picks

Pretty sure I got tricked by a ou account, embarrassing.

[SuperSport 1333]

Huh, didn't think the Bears needed help to underachieve on offense.

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

I am rooting for comedy

[SwanderedTalent 5761]

like I don't want anything to happen to his wife but if he can otherwise go Zach Smith that would be perfect

and ironic too

[Underdog 28543]

Bears fans everywhere...

 

[Horn Dog 9814]

2 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

If Herman is going to be an analyst, he should first analyze why he couldn’t win more than 7-8 games a year here, and why recruits great recruits stopped wanting to come here with all the resources he had at his disposal.   He let it all slip away.

 

If Herman is going to be an analyst, he should first analyze why he couldn’t win more than 7-8 games a year here, and why recruits great recruits stopped lining up to come here with all the resources right under his nose.   He let it all blow away.

 

FIFY

[927 E. 41st 1124]

Perhaps he will do well in the more subordinate position. Some people just don't handle positions of power very well and yet do just fine lower down in the structure. 

There was a guy where I work that (after he was promoted) had so many people refuse to work with him, that he was "offered the option" of transferring to... Chicago! His other option was to be fired.

[J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. 1084]

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Have a Chicago-style hot dog for us, Tom.

Only if he goes to Wiener Circle:

 

Edited March 1, 2021 by J.R. Juniors Junior Jr.