Tom Herman 𝗁̷Fired by Florida Atlantic

[jinx 2,635]

I wonder if he let Da Bears know that it is ok if the other team knows what you are running 90 percent of the time.  But then the Bears seem like an organization that would be ok with that based on recent "offensive" history.

[Underdog 28,543]

Fucking classic

[DiceHands 349]

The bears have sucked shit for a long time now, so it sounds like a perfect destination!

 

Also - lol that he didnt get another HC job.  All these people saying Texas made a mistake, blah blah.  This mother fucker cant even get another gig outside of water boy.

[TexArcher 37,761]

Fuck that guy.

[Deej 76,748]

3 hours ago, B00M said:

The sacred binder is in a windowless office with Tom's badge on it.

 

[Armybrat 40,814]

1 hour ago, Jkwellborn said:

If they pick up Ehlinger, this place will burn.

Or Sam will just prefer to go to grad school.

[The Triple Lindy 56]

I see this playing out between turtle and butter teeth

 

[Royale with cheese 1,466]

3 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

Followed closely by Piss Boy.

[JFKFC 4,878]

Trubisky drops back, surveys the field, sees that all of his receivers are stationary behind the line of scrimmage,  and thinks, "Finally, we are running a real offense."

[next2naus 436]

Go Pack Go!

[B00M 6,413]

1 hour ago, DiceHands said:

All these people saying Texas made a mistake, blah blah.  

I like where your head is but... What people? 

[LTtxfan 49,141]

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

Fucking classic

 

[stork642 4,498]

I heard he will be read excerpts from Of Mice and Men for their pregame speeches.  

[TreatyOak 16,311]

[OU Sucks 8,796]

I can picture Tom thriving in a role where he doesn't have to make any important decisions.

[LTtxfan 49,141]

5 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

I can picture Tom fuckin' up in a role where he doesn't have to make any important decisions.

FIFY

[Stunns38 3,460]

No matter how bad Tom is, he’s head and shoulders better than Nagy who owes his job to Andy Reid.

This is a must-win(deep playoff run,lol) year for Nagy or he’s out. Tom could get him “prepared” for this season since he has the experience now.

[Cajun 11,705]

6 hours ago, GTX Horn said:

What’s the strip club scene like in Chicago? Asking for a friend....

Used to be pretty good as long as you're cool with GSW scars.

[StruggleBus 3,922]

6 hours ago, texifornia said:

Have a Chicago-style hot dog for us, Tom.

[Goodman 3,273]

Michelle staying in Westlake or headed to Lake Forest?

[clapclapclap 9,000]

5 hours ago, Underdog said:

Bears fans everywhere...

 

Edited March 2, 2021 by clapclapclap

[TexasGolf 4,894]

[LTtxfan 49,141]

5 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

Needs a bear cub suit now I guess...

[GTX Horn 1,707]

1 hour ago, Cajun said:

Used to be pretty good as long as you're cool with GSW scars.

[clapclapclap 9,000]

22 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Needs a bear cub suit now I guess...

[Longboard Horn 40,283]

8 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Needs a bear cub suit now I guess...

 

[CooterBrown 18,001]

Turtle Tom was just hired to coach FAU.

[UTEE97 3,507]

9 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Turtle Tom was just hired to coach FAU.

Turtle Tom is made for a mid major program. I think he will do well there.

[SimkinsMan 4,385]

Probably not a bad spot for Herman. He could wreck shop at that level.

[Vito Andolini 9,124]

They apparently played a lot of one score games, so he’ll fit right in.

[Lhorn 4,907]

I wouldn’t be surprised if he does very well. He’ll kick ass at a lower level and shit the bed when he gets called up. 

[927 E. 41st 1,124]

2 hours ago, Lhorn said:

I wouldn’t be surprised if he does very well. He’ll kick ass at a lower level and shit the bed when he gets called up. 

You mean, again?

[royiv 9,236]

Is his payout offset by what FAU pays him or did he get a lump sum settlement?

[tx 3 putt 76,859]

2 hours ago, Lhorn said:

I wouldn’t be surprised if he does very well. He’ll kick ass at a lower level and shit the bed when he gets called up. 

if he succeeds, an middle to lower SeC program will come calling 

[ImissWallyPryor 9,046]

18 minutes ago, royiv said:

Is his payout offset by what FAU pays him or did he get a lump sum settlement?

Whatever screws Texas most is what he got. 

[Pato del Muerto 52,484]

CBS liked him that much huh 

[MrBig 5,367]

He looks skinny. Cocaine & strippers or COVID from kissing?

 

[Foosters 17,819]

I'm just really glad he's going to be on the sidelines every Saturday so someone can post that "I fucked up" gif with the frequency it deserves 

[Pimphand 5,732]

I mean Herman was in over his head here but he was still way fucking better than 13-11 with the best RB in the land #fml

[Hermanator 7,031]

Dude still led us to the best season in 12 years and was a good coach, better than Sark for sure. His downfall was his arrogance and the quality of coaches he surrounded himself with. If he had a legit top D1 staff and smoothed out some of his rough edges a bit he would still be here.  

Sark will have more success even though he isn't nearly as good of a coach because of his ability to get and retain better talent than Tom. Tom was also too damn conservative in the true sense of the word not the bullshit current political sense. And yes the username sort of checks out

Edited December 2, 2022 by Hermanator

[Doc Daneeka 6,769]

11 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

I mean Herman was in over his head here but he was still way fucking better than 13-11 with the best RB in the land #fml

He was better than 13-11. Let’s compare trajectories now that most of the malcontents and whiners have been processed and see if things improve. 

[tx ind 7,006]

 

[TexArcher 37,761]

10 hours ago, Lhorn said:

I wouldn’t be surprised if he does very well. He’ll kick ass at a lower level and shit the bed when he gets called up. 

Yeah, he's a less cool and less funny Crash Davis.

[South Austin 52,431]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Yeah, he's a less cool and less funny Crash Davis.

He believes in short, dry kisses that last for two seconds.

[TexArcher 37,761]

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

He believes in short, dry kisses that last for two seconds.

And the big of a woman's back.

[Nicole44 22,055]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

And the big of a woman's back.

It’s Florida. He can get them a rain out! 

[closetohumping 17,431]

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

He believes in short, dry kisses that last for two seconds.

So does your mom

[Deej 76,748]

2 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

most of the malcontents and whiners

They are all still on this board. They aren't going anywhere. 

[Doc Daneeka 6,769]

They are all still on this board. They aren't going anywhere. 

Better than on the roster.

[South Austin 52,431]

13 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

So does your mom

That’s on you.