Tom Herman 𝗁̷Fired by Florida Atlantic

[Horn Dog 9,815]

On 12/22/2022 at 1:18 AM, ButtFumble said:

 

 

no one will ever do it better

[cmontexas 3,270]

On 12/3/2022 at 1:02 AM, CurlyDumps said:

There must be analytics out there suggesting coaches cut out carbs or go plant based or something. Maybe the pudgy overworked look isn't cool to recruits. Sark, Lane Kiffin, and  Herman have all lost weight recently. Even Lincoln's bitch tits look smaller.

Its called amphetamines 

[Billy Pilgrim 1,960]

3 hours ago, ztejas said:

We needed a gif.

He looks like Frank the Tank after bonging a few beers.

[RollLeft 5,040]

4 hours ago, cmontexas said:

Its called amphetamines 

Ozempic

[markstanco 12,570]

He looks like Frank the Tank after bonging a few beers.

Also looks like the guy who was hired to coach texas many years ago.

[Deej 76,750]

It looks like he’s trying to make it to the bathroom before he shits himself.

[Pato del Muerto 52,484]

[Nope 3,114]

[B00M 6,413]

It looks like he was enjoying his time in soldier field’s basement a little too much 

[Radical Larry 28,539]

[Bigbend1812 12,915]

 

[YGIFS 19,449]

Wha' Happen'd?  

[Davis Lane 5,577]

5 hours ago, Nope said:

"I have made a big mistake." ~ either one of them

[DFW Horn 6,123]

53 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

"I have made a big mistake." ~ either one of them

FAU worked out well for Joey Freshwater. 

No reason it can't work for Mensa. I'll be pulling for him and the Owls. There are worse places to revive your CFB career than Boca Raton.

[Stunns38 3,460]

So, that’s what Chicago coke does to you.

[SilasCoade 2,622]

Everyone knows Owen Wilson can't coach, what FAU presupposes is that he can.

[TexasGolf 4,894]

19 minutes ago, SilasCoade said:

Everyone knows Owen Wilson can't coach, what FAU presupposes is that he can.

[lilMAC25 3,788]

On 3/11/2023 at 3:54 PM, RollLeft said:

Ozempic

 

9 hours ago, Deej said:

It looks like he’s trying to make it to the bathroom before he shits himself.

That’s what Ozempic does to you per my Aunt in Law.

[MaybeACoordinator 8,349]

Rumors of coke off stripers' asses swirled while he was in Austin, and he's headed to the Miami area? What could go wrong? 

[Liquor and Poker 3,659]

1 hour ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Rumors of coke off stripers' asses swirled while he was in Austin, and he's headed to the Miami area? What could go wrong? 

It will be amazing to watch, though 

[TejasPedro 1,857]

There’s a lot of pain and shame in those eyes.

[Josef Pwag 1,738]

17 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

There are worse places to revive your CFB career than Boca Raton.

I've been to the FAU campus. It is surprisingly nice. 5 minutes from the beach. Hot sluts everywhere. A little slice of heaven.  

[DFW Horn 6,123]

12 minutes ago, Josef Pwag said:

I've been to the FAU campus. It is surprisingly nice. 5 minutes from the beach. Hot sluts everywhere. A little slice of heaven.  

Any beach in FL is better than watching film in Chicago as a low-level lackey for da Bears.

[TexArcher 37,761]

[Loop 1604 227]

11 hours ago, TejasPedro said:

There’s a lot of pain and shame in those eyes.

Pain and shame? Dude is bankrolling and now at a low pressure, easy job on a beautiful campus. 

He'll be back at a P5 within 1-2 years. 10x the coach Sark could ever wish he was.

[TexArcher 37,761]

1 hour ago, Loop 1604 said:

Pain and shame? Dude is bankrolling and now at a low pressure, easy job on a beautiful campus. 

He'll be back at a P5 within 1-2 years. 10x the coach Sark could ever wish he was.

Ohh, so you suck on the Football board, too.

Cool.

[Loop 1604 227]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

Ohh, so you suck on the Football board, too.

Cool.

[YGIFS 19,449]

Again, no reflection on CDC.  But look at our previous head coach hires going back to our heyday:

Akers?  Fired.  Goes to Purdue.  Downgrade move.

McWilliams?  Forcefully resigns.  Never coaches again.  Downgrade move, though he remains beloved on the 40 acres.  

Mackovic.  Fired.  Goes to Arizona.  

Brown.  Forcefully resigns.  Admittedly had a great run from 1998-2009.  Goes back to UNC eventually.  Downgrade move, though he remains somewhat beloved.

Strong.  Fired.  Goes to USF.  Huge downgrade movie.

Herman.  Fired, effectively.  Goes to fucking Florida Atlantic.  There's no words to describe this move's shit.  

Point is, for such a major program...our coaches don't retire voluntarily.  They fail to live up to expectations/payment, or wear out their welcome, and fade into mediocrity.  I realize it's not unique to us, which means we're not that fucking special.  We throw good money after gambles and they usually don't pay off.  

[DFW Horn 6,123]

2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Point is, for such a major program...our coaches don't retire voluntarily.  They fail to live up to expectations/payment, or wear out their welcome, and fade into mediocrity.  I realize it's not unique to us, which means we're not that fucking special.  We throw good money after gambles and they usually don't pay off.  

Probably because it's a toss up for what makes coaching at UT difficult. Is it;

1. Meddling BMDs with unreasonable expectations or
2. Uncooperative, troublesome administration messing with players' heads

My hope is CDC has finally got the BB's back in the box, but - if so - UT probably doesn't hire Sark in the first place. This one's on Eltife and his cronies. 

[Surly Bevo 24,908]

After seeing this and the Ole Miss pic of Beard today seems like getting shitcanned by Texas is a good way to drop some lbs.....Mack excepted.

[YGIFS 19,449]

When the fuck did parlor & yard become an ole miss bar?  And there’s a $70k with ole miss plates and stickers out front?   Gonna have choke a bitch?

[ztejas 43,411]

1 minute ago, YGIFS said:

When the fuck did parlor & yard become an ole miss bar?  And there’s a $70k with ole miss plates and stickers out front?   Gonna have choke a bitch?

Idk but they used to have a penn state flag up. 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10,226]

21 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Rumors of coke off stripers' asses swirled while he was in Austin, and he's headed to the Miami area? What could go wrong? 

Yeah, with $15M+ extra dollars to spend. Tough life. Should be good.

[Blotto 23,485]

20 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Probably because it's a toss up for what makes coaching at UT difficult. Is it;

1. Meddling BMDs with unreasonable expectations or
2. Uncooperative, troublesome administration messing with players' heads

My hope is CDC has finally got the BB's back in the box, but - if so - UT probably doesn't hire Sark in the first place. This one's on Eltife and his cronies. 

I laugh when anyone claims its harder to coach at UT than any of the other top historical programs. Every fan base similar to Texas has lofty expectations. if you win 9 games one season, you better win 10+ the next. And if you hit 10 wins the following season, you better be competing for the championship the next. Its no different at any bigtime school. If we stopped hiring gotdamn idiots for head coaches, our prospects would probably improve. Fucking Sark, lulz. 

Edited March 13, 2023 by Blotto

[markstanco 12,570]

Ohh, so you suck on the Football board, too.
Cool.

Ha! I read his post while scrolling, didn’t see who posted, and scrolled back up thinking to myself “that’s 1604”.

Yep. The leader of Texas negativity. What a shitty way to go through life.

[DFW Horn 6,123]

13 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I laugh when anyone claims its harder to coach at UT than any of the other top historical programs. Every fan base similar to Texas has lofty expectations. if you win 9 games one season, you better win 10+ the next. And if you hit 10 wins the following season, you better be competing for the championship the next. Its no different at any bigtime school. If we stopped hiring gotdamn idiots for head coaches, our prospects would probably improve. Fucking Sark, lulz. 

Sark's hire falls under "meddling BMDs", though, right? No argument about other bluebloods having high expectations, too.

But, maybe even he won't fuck it up with our NIL programs and we can out-talent most errbody like he experienced at Bama. Biggest positive is recruiting under him so far, especially linemen.

[Davis Lane 5,577]

On 3/11/2023 at 11:07 AM, ztejas said:

We needed a gif.

Anybody else hear The Gorillas' Clint Eastwood while watching this?

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On 3/11/2023 at 11:07 AM, ztejas said:

We needed a gif.

Always willing to act a fool for cheap “likable” points

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On 3/13/2023 at 3:26 PM, YGIFS said:

 

Brown.  Forcefully resigns.  Admittedly had a great run from 1998-2009.  Goes back to UNC eventually.  Downgrade move, though he remains somewhat beloved.

 

[Dnaguy 11,915]

On 3/12/2023 at 11:40 PM, TejasPedro said:

There’s a lot of pain and shame in those eyes.

[Nivek 16,916]

He gave us something aggy will only dream of. A win over georgia.

[Tex Pete 20,326]

Cocaine Bear: the Tom Herman Chicago Years

[Bigbend1812 12,915]

17 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Cocaine Bear: the Tom Herman Chicago Years

 

Fuck you, Tom.

[Jkwellborn 6,686]

He gave us something aggy will only dream of. A win over georgia.

Hope it’s not something Sark can dream off.

[DaggerHorns 3,082]

On 3/13/2023 at 11:13 AM, Loop 1604 said:

Pain and shame? Dude is bankrolling and now at a low pressure, easy job on a beautiful campus. 

He'll be back at a P5 within 1-2 years. 10x the coach Sark could ever wish he was.

Peak offensive genius here from Tom Herman. Herman never did anything close to 49-0 either.

10x the coach!

[Loop 1604 227]

2 hours ago, DaggerHorns said:

Peak offensive genius here from Tom Herman. Herman never did anything close to 49-0 either.

10x the coach!

54-22 (0.711)

vs.

59-47 (0.557)

[DaggerHorns 3,082]

Avg SOS at Texas - SS 6.51

Avg SOS at Texas - TH 4.94

SS also had a massive exodus of talent before his 1st year. TH never faced a team like Alabama in his tenure.

You can also do apples to apples comparison for TH his first 2 years at Texas SOS avg - 5.105

 

2023 will also be another difficult one. More than I’ve seen TH ever face, assuming it’s the same rating system from what I’ve seen (even though we don’t know how good the teams are which is why I didn’t post it).

[General Specific 3,252]

And FTH!

There, I feel better now.

[RollLeft 5,040]

On 3/13/2023 at 3:26 PM, YGIFS said:

Again, no reflection on CDC.  But look at our previous head coach hires going back to our heyday:

Akers?  Fired.  Goes to Purdue.  Downgrade move.

McWilliams?  Forcefully resigns.  Never coaches again.  Downgrade move, though he remains beloved on the 40 acres.  

Mackovic.  Fired.  Goes to Arizona.  

Brown.  Forcefully resigns.  Admittedly had a great run from 1998-2009.  Goes back to UNC eventually.  Downgrade move, though he remains somewhat beloved.

Strong.  Fired.  Goes to USF.  Huge downgrade movie.

Herman.  Fired, effectively.  Goes to fucking Florida Atlantic.  There's no words to describe this move's shit.  

Point is, for such a major program...our coaches don't retire voluntarily.  They fail to live up to expectations/payment, or wear out their welcome, and fade into mediocrity.  I realize it's not unique to us, which means we're not that fucking special.  We throw good money after gambles and they usually don't pay off.  

Counterpoint, name one upgrade, not named Alabama, after you leave Texas? 

[YGIFS 19,449]

Fair counterpoint.  But every single program has somebody; at some point, that goes on to do something.  We are 40 years deep in a cycle of “yeah; it’ll cost us millions.   But go over here to this shittier program.”