Tom Herman 𝗁̷Fired by Florida Atlantic

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8 hours ago, C-Man said:

Steve Peterson?

 

[Reese Bennett 3,608]

9 hours ago, C-Man said:

Steve Peterson?

He works down in HR. You know, that guy that always sits alone and eats yogurt for lunch? He's a real asshole.

[OrangEngr 1,035]

No no no, he means Steve Pederson, former Pitt and Nebraska AD. Don’t know why he’s relevant to this discussion though

[ImissWallyPryor 9,046]

Yeah, that Nebraska guy was a real asshole, too. 

[LTtxfan 49,141]

16 hours ago, C-Man said:

Steve Peterson?

 

[BurntOrange&White 39,930]

5 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Yeah, that Nebraska guy was a real asshole, too. 

Firing Solich was such a brain dead stupid move. 

[ztejas 43,411]

19 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Tom Herman vs John Mackovic vs Steve Peterson

Not sure who’s the biggest asshole, but Tom Herman definitely trails the other two. Tom’s obvious character flaws were magnified by his social awkwardness. The other two were just pure, unadulterated assholes. 

He also at least won a passable amount of games at Texas. 

[Josef Pwag 1,738]

[statsman 5,450]

The roster that Herman left for 2021- too few OL, too many WR (with too few that could play), not a single LB that knew how to play the position. For once, Texas got ahead of the collapse. 

[Bill Lumbergh 7,171]

44 minutes ago, Josef Pwag said:

Now that's a promo pic look that inspires confidence.

Big time suburban dad who is way too serious about coaching 3 year old soccer vibes.

[South Austin 52,434]

50 minutes ago, Josef Pwag said:

 

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2 hours ago, Josef Pwag said:

"And Coach Herman asked Jesus, why was there only one set of footprints in the sand...why did you abandon me?"

And Jesus responded, "No my son, you are mistaken.  I didn't abandon you.  Nor did I carry your overpaid ass.  There'e only one set of footprints because I never liked you, never cared about you, everybody fucking hates you, you'll always be alone, always underachieve, and literally sexually assaulted multiple women at the places you've worked.  You're a piece of shit.  Walk alone and get sand in your shoes you fucking jackass."  

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2 hours ago, Josef Pwag said:

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On 4/2/2023 at 7:30 PM, ztejas said:

He also at least won a passable amount of games at Texas. 

Herman had a markedly better winning %. How Mackovic won 3 conference championships (one was total bullshit and another was lucky as shit) is beyond me. Both coaches were average here. Mackovic more feast or famine and Herman more consistently mediocre. 

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2 hours ago, Josef Pwag said:

Reminder - Winning is HARD

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3 hours ago, Josef Pwag said:

I mean if that were true, he wouldn’t be coaching at FAU

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1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

Walk alone and get sand in your
~shoes ~.  you fucking jackass."  

~Sandals~
 

who in their  right mind would wear shoes on the beach??

 

 

eerp. Ever mind…,

Edited May 5, 2023 by TexasTroll

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The cunt on the poster apparently. 

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54 minutes ago, Porterhouse said:

Herman had a markedly better winning %. How Mackovic won 3 conference championships (one was total bullshit and another was lucky as shit) is beyond me. Both coaches were average here. Mackovic more feast or famine and Herman more consistently mediocre. 

It's also weird that Mackovic and Herman both recruited all-time great Texas RBs who weren't used properly until the next staff took over. 

 

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3 hours ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Now that's a promo pic look that inspires confidence.

Big time suburban dad who is way too serious about coaching 3 year old soccer vibes.

You sonofabitch.  This hits a little too close to home, except my kids didn't start playing until they were 5.

[Wayne 571]

 

[Post Oak 20,204]

I'd expect Tom to have a good year or two and then bolt. 

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1 hour ago, Park Gothic said:

It's also weird that Mackovic and Herman both recruited all-time great Texas RBs who weren't used properly until the next staff took over. 

 

Yep. At least Mackovic attempted to recruit some people to block for Ricky. 

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1 hour ago, Wayne said:

 

So deserving of each other. 

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4 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

I'd expect Tom to have a good year or two and then bolt. 

To rehab.

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On 4/28/2023 at 2:51 PM, Hook1997 said:

He evidently is going to Auburn most likely….  

 

On 5/1/2023 at 12:47 PM, Davis Lane said:

 

1 hour ago, Wayne said:

 

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2 hours ago, Wayne said:

 

I heard Brennan Thompsons mom and Caseys dad are dating. 

[TotallyLegit 3,052]

I suspect I like the guy and want him to succeed more than most around here, but I can't help but contemplate the irony of this clip

 

Edited May 5, 2023 by TotallyLegit

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TH does have the position of living in Boca and getting paid to do it for a couple years. Wherever he moves off to, after his 2-3 year stint at FAU, I’d keep the house.

Hook’em!!!

[TheStoicPaisano 9,922]

Robbing the cradle.

 

[futureman 22,440]

just finished 5th grade?

[TonyTexas 10,504]

He’s such a yapping chihuahua   

 

[Wiler77 1,566]

Did TH say something before the game? USF won that game by 23 points. With no context, the USF coach looks like a gaping vagina.  And the announcers saying "that's a rivalry folks" doesn't really mean much.

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7 minutes ago, Wiler77 said:

Did TH say something before the game? USF won that game by 23 points. With no context, the USF coach looks like a gaping vagina.  And the announcers saying "that's a rivalry folks" doesn't really mean much.

Here’s the context. 

 

[Buzzrock 14,901]

They both seem pretty bitchy on that one. In Golesh’s presser he dissed Herman by omission (praised “some of the staff”). Herman chasing him across the field was weak.

[Clintonaldo 2,572]

lol. Gooolash swatted him away. 

[Dewey 3,286]

Don't start no shit, won't be no shit - Thomas Aquinas 

 

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1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

He’s such a yapping chihuahua   

 

Michelle had to come get him

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45 minutes ago, Dewey said:

Don't start no shit, won't be no shit - Thomas Aquinas 

 

Confusius sat “one must check oneself before one wrecks oneself”

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1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

Here’s the context. 

 

Reads like payback for last year's douchey, unsportsmanlike onside kick.

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48 minutes ago, Dewey said:

Don't start no shit, won't be no shit - Thomas Aquinas 

 

"They drew first blood - not me." -John Rambo (via the teachings of Thomas Aquinas)

[DFW Horn 6,123]

Tom Herman is a mid-major, C-USA/Sun Belt/AAC type coach. Not a Chuckles Strong level buffoon, but a clown nonetheless. He's lucky to have found a nice landing spot at FAU. 

At least Boca Raton is nice...

https://greengoldandbold.com/payback-alex-golesh-gave-tom-herman-the-handshake-slap-hear-round-college-football-01jbpb8vg152

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Lmao love a good old coach blow by

[The Earl of Texas 3,132]

Not great, Tom!

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1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

Here’s the context. 

 

Golsch also added something at the end of this game too. For those that didn’t watch the game (me):

https://sports.yahoo.com/florida-atlantics-tom-herman-irately-confronts-south-florida-head-coach-alex-golesh-after-44-21-embarrassment-050444675.html

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And USF didn't just beat FAU. On its last real play of the game, the Bulls went for it on fourth down while up 23 points and got it with a 10-yard pass.

The play sequence was funny too. They failed to get 3rd & 2. On 4th & 2 ran down the clock, took the delay of game and still went for it on 4th & 7. 

[Horn80 6,114]

Bad look there Mensa.

[Hermanator 7,032]

Hell yeah, best 2-4 team in the country!

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1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:

 He's lucky to have found a nice landing spot at FAU. 

 

he hasn't won a conference game this year. I'm not sure how much longer he'll be there.  He should have waited on an opening as an OC at a respectable program to rebuild his career.  If he gets fired at FAU, his time as a real HC is probably over.  

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Weird Dude... damn shapeshifter