Tom Herman 𝗁̷Fired by Florida Atlantic

[Nicole44 22055]

Not surprising but I have been reading a lot of tweets coming out of FAU and the consensus seems to be that Herman was let go because he was actively looking for OC jobs and most think he will get the OC job at Wisconsin. He's also a raging dickhole. 
 

FAU Owls need to figure some shit out. They paid millions to get into AAC….now owe Herman $4 million just to pay him to fuck off. Yikes. 

[texifornia 56850]

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

FAU Owls need to figure some shit out. They paid millions to get into AAC….now owe Herman $4 million just to pay him to fuck off. Yikes. 

Well it worked for their basketball team at least.

[Rimbo 25908]

41 minutes ago, Lidig8r said:

We had an interesting, sort of related situation on the 40 Acres.

In Dec. 1991, David McWilliams resigned as head coach and asked to be reassigned in the athletic department.  He became an associate athletic director working with student athletes.

Just the year before, he had signed a new 4 year contact extension.

His base salary ?  $116,000 per year.

The joke at the time was that McWilliams was in charge of hot dogs and hamburgers for the Texas Exes.

He did have burnt orange blood. But, he never coached again.

Also, he really took to the role and was good at it, so I'd heard.

[TrashMaster G 17536]

6 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Not surprising but I have been reading a lot of tweets coming out of FAU and the consensus seems to be that Herman was let go because he was actively looking for OC jobs and most think he will get the OC job at Wisconsin. He's also a raging dickhole. 
 

FAU Owls need to figure some shit out. They paid millions to get into AAC….now owe Herman $4 million just to pay him to fuck off. Yikes. 

Raging Dickholes would be a great band name.

[Frank Hammer 48]

5 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Raging Dickholes would be a great band name.

Turtle Tom and The Raging Dickholes were a one hit wonder

[Hank Kingsley 20903]

He's a POS but a smart move long term if Herman is indeed looking at an OC position. With portal/NIL these smaller HC jobs are a road to nowhere. 

[Lidig8r 1870]

1 hour ago, Rimbo said:

Also, he really took to the role and was good at it, so I'd heard.

Yup.  Straight up good dude who is in the Longhorn Hall of Honor.

[CycleTex87 2964]

McWilliams kept that job for a long time. 

[Cairn Horn88 8259]

2 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Not surprising but I have been reading a lot of tweets coming out of FAU and the consensus seems to be that Herman was let go because he was actively looking for OC jobs and most think he will get the OC job at Wisconsin. He's also a raging dickhole. 
 

FAU Owls need to figure some shit out. They paid millions to get into AAC….now owe Herman $4 million just to pay him to fuck off. Yikes. 

Sounds familiar.

[bschoolprof 6251]

As I said a few weeks ago, he should have taken an OC job at a good school to start with, like Sark did. Sark said he specifically turned down lower tier HC offers, presumably because he knew they were dead end/ no win situations. 

[millhouse 2603]

So the head coaches of two teams that played each other this weekend, both were fired after the the game. That's actually rather impressive.

[jTower 227]

2 hours ago, Frank Hammer said:

Turtle Tom and The Raging Dickholes were a one hit wonder

Was it the cover of that Ray Charles song?

 

Spoiler

 

[Blotto 23484]

14 minutes ago, millhouse said:

So the head coaches of two teams that played each other this weekend, both were fired after the the game. That's actually rather impressive.

I'm actually curious if that has ever happened before (both coaches fired midseason after the game they played vs each other)

[ousux 5595]

Mensa membership ain't what it used to be.

Make Mensa Great Again!

[texifornia 56850]

4 minutes ago, Blotto said:

I'm actually curious if that has ever happened before (both coaches fired midseason after the game they played vs each other)

Texas A&M vs Mississippi State last year. End of Jimbo and Arnett.

[perfectchaos007 6621]

23 minutes ago, millhouse said:

So the head coaches of two teams that played each other this weekend, both were fired after the the game. That's actually rather impressive.

Both programs have Owls as mascots and also that means....

 

 

 

[Magus Ossis 2797]

Mensa qualification = top 2% on any of over 200 accepted "intelligence" tests. Allowing for variation of performance day to day and instrument to instrument, it is fair to estimate that sets the bar at roughly 4% of the population eligible. Other than special programs, Texas auto-admits top 6% by exactly one metric, one that does not permit re-takes. So Mensa is perhaps slightly more selective than is Texas. And is full of nerds who think scoring well on a standardized test is something about which they should structure their lives. Plus/minus coke, monkeys, and strippers.

[Longboard Horn 40283]

Herman is and always has been a ponzi scheme. Dude is the ultimate con artist. 

 

[Dbeasy 15039]

8 hours ago, Magus Ossis said:

Mensa qualification = top 2% on any of over 200 accepted "intelligence" tests. Allowing for variation of performance day to day and instrument to instrument, it is fair to estimate that sets the bar at roughly 4% of the population eligible. Other than special programs, Texas auto-admits top 6% by exactly one metric, one that does not permit re-takes. So Mensa is perhaps slightly more selective than is Texas. And is full of nerds who think scoring well on a standardized test is something about which they should structure their lives. Plus/minus coke, monkeys, and strippers.

Please address me in the future as "Mensa Dbeasy".  Thank you.

[Nicole44 22055]

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Herman is and always has been a ponzi scheme. Dude is the ultimate con artist. 

 

 

[Frank Hammer 48]

13 hours ago, jTower said:

Was it the cover of that Ray Charles song?

 

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I think so they had  B side the Mensa Mash. i think that cracked the top 100

[Royale with cheese 1466]

14 hours ago, Blotto said:

I'm actually curious if that has ever happened before (both coaches fired midseason after the game they played vs each other)

Damn, I guess November 23rd has come and gone already and I missed it. Time flies like the wind.

(Fruit flies like bananas.) 

[bluto 4912]

4 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

 

Most impressive is the writing backwards

[NameAlreadyInUse 5111]

18 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Also, he really took to the role and was good at it, so I'd heard.

Yep he did.  I was a freshman during his Shock the Nation year, and the dude would show up every Wednesday at the union and play the game film and provide commentary for anyone who wanted to watch. I learned a lot from him and aside from randomly sitting next to him at that Rice game we lost in Houston that time, it was just from watching his lectures on Texas football on Wednesday afternoons.

[BurntEyes 5954]

19 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Also, he really took to the role and was good at it, so I'd heard.

If anyone is willing to pay me 268,847.46 per year, fixed for inflation, to hand out hotdogs, hand jobs and hamburgs, to Texas Exes or hell anyone please let me know where to send my CV.

[BurntEyes 5954]

16 hours ago, Magus Ossis said:

Mensa qualification = top 2% on any of over 200 accepted "intelligence" tests. Allowing for variation of performance day to day and instrument to instrument, it is fair to estimate that sets the bar at roughly 4% of the population eligible. Other than special programs, Texas auto-admits top 6% by exactly one metric, one that does not permit re-takes. So Mensa is perhaps slightly more selective than is Texas. And is full of nerds who think scoring well on a standardized test is something about which they should structure their lives. Plus/minus coke, monkeys, and strippers.

Never minimize the coke, monkeys and strippers in business/group qualifications man. Just don't. Me, my coke, monkeys and strippers really don't appreciate it.

[Lhorn 4907]

Tom Herman bumps never fail to entertain. 

Edited Tuesday at 08:42 PM by Lhorn

[Nigel Tufnel 199]

53 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Yep he did.  I was a freshman during his Shock the Nation year, and the dude would show up every Wednesday at the union and play the game film and provide commentary for anyone who wanted to watch. I learned a lot from him and aside from randomly sitting next to him at that Rice game we lost in Houston that time, it was just from watching his lectures on Texas football on Wednesday afternoons.

“Lunch with the Coach” was greatness.  I was a regular fixture there.  There were generally no more than 15-20 students in there.  Can you imagine trying to do that now? 

[runthebone 7966]

Ray Lewis?  Charlie Weis, Jr.?

Big shoes to fill.

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FAU football, which rose to national relevance under Lane Kiffin, has backslid over the last five seasons under Willie Taggart and the recently fired Tom Herman. The Owls’ new coaching search, though, might be the most interesting one of this year’s coaching carousel.

And it got a little more interesting this week, as Miami great Ray Lewis has made it known that he really wants to be the Owls’ next coach, a source briefed on Lewis’ thinking said Wednesday.

The 49-year-old Lewis, a 13-time Pro Bowler, has observed the model of what Deion Sanders has done transforming Colorado football in the past two years and is expected to present a plan to the Owls’ leadership in the next week for how he’d do something similar at FAU.

Lewis’ old buddy, fellow Pro Football Hall of Famer Cris Carter, is the Owls’ executive director of player engagement and is expected to be a good resource for Lewis. A big hurdle for Lewis is, unlike Sanders, he doesn’t have any previous college coaching experience.

“Ray wants it bad,” the source briefed on Lewis’ thinking said. Lewis lives five minutes from the FAU campus. “He really wants it.”

Lewis, however, is not considered a serious candidate at this point, according to a source involved in the coaching search.

The frontrunner for the FAU vacancy, according to multiple sources involved in the search, is Ole Miss offensive coordinator Charlie Weis Jr. The 31-year-old son of former Notre Dame coach Charlie Weis, who lives a half-hour from Boca Raton, is the play caller at a hot Rebels program and runs the nation’s No. 2 offense, putting up 7.58 yards per play.

The younger Weis was Kiffin’s former offensive coordinator at FAU and knows the program well. He has a lot of support from some key FAU people, according to sources involved in the search. Kiffin has strong influence back at FAU and will push Weis for the job, those sources said. Financially, Weis — who makes $1.65 million at Ole Miss — might have to take a pay cut to go back to FAU but a source briefed on the matter said he doubted that would stop Weis from wanting this job.

 

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/5935391/2024/11/20/fau-football-coach-search-charlie-weis-jr-ray-lewis/

[Jkwellborn 6686]

So the head coaches of two teams that played each other this weekend, both were fired after the the game. That's actually rather impressive.

Gotta be a record.

[texifornia 56850]

5 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

Gotta be a record.

Jimbo and Zach Arnett got the same thing done to them last year.

[TrashMaster G 17536]

10 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:

Gotta be a record.

Though one to break.

[Js1 85257]

10 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Jimbo and Zach Arnett got the same thing done to them last year.

And it was hilarious 

[Sawbonz 27521]

On 11/18/2024 at 9:54 PM, millhouse said:

So the head coaches of two teams that played each other this weekend, both were fired after the the game. That's actually rather impressive.

Imagine being such a shitty coach that beating you doesn’t save another coach’s job for at least an extra week

[ButtFumble 5164]

I wondered if they were making a move too soon firing him in less than two seasons at a place like FAU......but then I saw he has done a lot shitter than willie taggart so they pretty much had to fire him......plus looking for OC jobs.....never change tom

[Zeus 6012]

On 11/18/2024 at 10:12 PM, ousux said:

Mensa membership ain't what it used to be.

Make Mensa Great Again!

 

SIAP

 

 thought this was funny

[deft 6828]

Ray Lewis?  Charlie Weis, Jr.?
Big shoes to fill.

FAU football, which rose to national relevance under Lane Kiffin, has backslid over the last five seasons under Willie Taggart and the recently fired Tom Herman. The Owls’ new coaching search, though, might be the most interesting one of this year’s coaching carousel.
And it got a little more interesting this week, as Miami great Ray Lewis has made it known that he really wants to be the Owls’ next coach, a source briefed on Lewis’ thinking said Wednesday.
The 49-year-old Lewis, a 13-time Pro Bowler, has observed the model of what Deion Sanders has done transforming Colorado football in the past two years and is expected to present a plan to the Owls’ leadership in the next week for how he’d do something similar at FAU.
Lewis’ old buddy, fellow Pro Football Hall of Famer Cris Carter, is the Owls’ executive director of player engagement and is expected to be a good resource for Lewis. A big hurdle for Lewis is, unlike Sanders, he doesn’t have any previous college coaching experience.
“Ray wants it bad,” the source briefed on Lewis’ thinking said. Lewis lives five minutes from the FAU campus. “He really wants it.”
Lewis, however, is not considered a serious candidate at this point, according to a source involved in the coaching search.
The frontrunner for the FAU vacancy, according to multiple sources involved in the search, is Ole Miss offensive coordinator Charlie Weis Jr. The 31-year-old son of former Notre Dame coach Charlie Weis, who lives a half-hour from Boca Raton, is the play caller at a hot Rebels program and runs the nation’s No. 2 offense, putting up 7.58 yards per play.
The younger Weis was Kiffin’s former offensive coordinator at FAU and knows the program well. He has a lot of support from some key FAU people, according to sources involved in the search. Kiffin has strong influence back at FAU and will push Weis for the job, those sources said. Financially, Weis — who makes $1.65 million at Ole Miss — might have to take a pay cut to go back to FAU but a source briefed on the matter said he doubted that would stop Weis from wanting this job.
 

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/5935391/2024/11/20/fau-football-coach-search-charlie-weis-jr-ray-lewis/

I can see why they’d take a stab at ray lewis. He’d be a killer hire.

(Stolen from Reddit)

[ousux 5595]

 
SIAP
 
 thought this was funny

Was that one of Herman's hellspawn doing the horns down in that series of pics running on a screen behind him?

[F250 28760]

3 hours ago, Zeus said:

 

SIAP

 

 thought this was funny

Ladies football, nice.

One of my favorite youth memories was assisting the girls practicing for a powder puff game in 8th grade.

I literally punched a dude to serve as the practicing qb. The two chicks that wanted to be centers were destined for a wild life. I took snaps under center and it was the first time I rubbed cooze and booty hole, albeit through gym shorts.