Tom Herman hired by Florida Atlantic

[jinx 2635]

I wonder if he let Da Bears know that it is ok if the other team knows what you are running 90 percent of the time.  But then the Bears seem like an organization that would be ok with that based on recent "offensive" history.

[Underdog 28457]

Fucking classic

[DiceHands 349]

The bears have sucked shit for a long time now, so it sounds like a perfect destination!

 

Also - lol that he didnt get another HC job.  All these people saying Texas made a mistake, blah blah.  This mother fucker cant even get another gig outside of water boy.

[TexArcher 37519]

Fuck that guy.

[Deej 76568]

3 hours ago, B00M said:

The sacred binder is in a windowless office with Tom's badge on it.

 

[Armybrat 40744]

1 hour ago, Jkwellborn said:

If they pick up Ehlinger, this place will burn.

Or Sam will just prefer to go to grad school.

[The Triple Lindy 56]

I see this playing out between turtle and butter teeth

 

[Royale with cheese 1460]

3 hours ago, Davis Lane said:

Followed closely by Piss Boy.

[JFKFC 4878]

Trubisky drops back, surveys the field, sees that all of his receivers are stationary behind the line of scrimmage,  and thinks, "Finally, we are running a real offense."

[next2naus 436]

Go Pack Go!

[B00M 6280]

1 hour ago, DiceHands said:

All these people saying Texas made a mistake, blah blah.  

I like where your head is but... What people? 

[LTtxfan 48979]

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

Fucking classic

 

[stork642 4498]

I heard he will be read excerpts from Of Mice and Men for their pregame speeches.  

[TreatyOak 16150]

[OU Sucks 8746]

I can picture Tom thriving in a role where he doesn't have to make any important decisions.

[LTtxfan 48979]

5 minutes ago, OU Sucks said:

I can picture Tom fuckin' up in a role where he doesn't have to make any important decisions.

FIFY

[Stunns38 3357]

No matter how bad Tom is, he’s head and shoulders better than Nagy who owes his job to Andy Reid.

This is a must-win(deep playoff run,lol) year for Nagy or he’s out. Tom could get him “prepared” for this season since he has the experience now.

[Cajun 11675]

6 hours ago, GTX Horn said:

What’s the strip club scene like in Chicago? Asking for a friend....

Used to be pretty good as long as you're cool with GSW scars.

[StruggleBus 3922]

6 hours ago, texifornia said:

Have a Chicago-style hot dog for us, Tom.

[Goodman 3273]

Michelle staying in Westlake or headed to Lake Forest?

[clapclapclap 9000]

5 hours ago, Underdog said:

Bears fans everywhere...

 

Edited March 2, 2021 by clapclapclap

[TexasGolf 4858]

[LTtxfan 48979]

5 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

Needs a bear cub suit now I guess...

[GTX Horn 1707]

1 hour ago, Cajun said:

Used to be pretty good as long as you're cool with GSW scars.

[clapclapclap 9000]

22 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Needs a bear cub suit now I guess...

[Longboard Horn 40145]

8 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Needs a bear cub suit now I guess...

 

[CooterBrown 17913]

Turtle Tom was just hired to coach FAU.

[UTEE97 3429]

9 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Turtle Tom was just hired to coach FAU.

Turtle Tom is made for a mid major program. I think he will do well there.

[SimkinsMan 4349]

Probably not a bad spot for Herman. He could wreck shop at that level.

[Vito Andolini 9112]

They apparently played a lot of one score games, so he’ll fit right in.

[Lhorn 4886]

I wouldn’t be surprised if he does very well. He’ll kick ass at a lower level and shit the bed when he gets called up. 

[927 E. 41st 1124]

2 hours ago, Lhorn said:

I wouldn’t be surprised if he does very well. He’ll kick ass at a lower level and shit the bed when he gets called up. 

You mean, again?

[royiv 9163]

Is his payout offset by what FAU pays him or did he get a lump sum settlement?

[tx 3 putt 76399]

2 hours ago, Lhorn said:

I wouldn’t be surprised if he does very well. He’ll kick ass at a lower level and shit the bed when he gets called up. 

if he succeeds, an middle to lower SeC program will come calling 

[ImissWallyPryor 9045]

18 minutes ago, royiv said:

Is his payout offset by what FAU pays him or did he get a lump sum settlement?

Whatever screws Texas most is what he got. 

[Pato del Muerto 52342]

CBS liked him that much huh 

[MrBig 5289]

He looks skinny. Cocaine & strippers or COVID from kissing?

 

[Foosters 17734]

I'm just really glad he's going to be on the sidelines every Saturday so someone can post that "I fucked up" gif with the frequency it deserves 

[Pimphand 5597]

I mean Herman was in over his head here but he was still way fucking better than 13-11 with the best RB in the land #fml

[Hermanator 6944]

Dude still led us to the best season in 12 years and was a good coach, better than Sark for sure. His downfall was his arrogance and the quality of coaches he surrounded himself with. If he had a legit top D1 staff and smoothed out some of his rough edges a bit he would still be here.  

Sark will have more success even though he isn't nearly as good of a coach because of his ability to get and retain better talent than Tom. Tom was also too damn conservative in the true sense of the word not the bullshit current political sense. And yes the username sort of checks out

Edited December 2, 2022 by Hermanator

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

11 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

I mean Herman was in over his head here but he was still way fucking better than 13-11 with the best RB in the land #fml

He was better than 13-11. Let’s compare trajectories now that most of the malcontents and whiners have been processed and see if things improve. 

[tx ind 7000]

 

[TexArcher 37519]

10 hours ago, Lhorn said:

I wouldn’t be surprised if he does very well. He’ll kick ass at a lower level and shit the bed when he gets called up. 

Yeah, he's a less cool and less funny Crash Davis.

[South Austin 52144]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Yeah, he's a less cool and less funny Crash Davis.

He believes in short, dry kisses that last for two seconds.

[TexArcher 37519]

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

He believes in short, dry kisses that last for two seconds.

And the big of a woman's back.

[Nicole44 22027]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

And the big of a woman's back.

It’s Florida. He can get them a rain out! 

[closetohumping 17401]

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

He believes in short, dry kisses that last for two seconds.

So does your mom

[Deej 76568]

2 hours ago, Doc Daneeka said:

most of the malcontents and whiners

They are all still on this board. They aren't going anywhere. 

[Doc Daneeka 6769]

They are all still on this board. They aren't going anywhere. 

Better than on the roster.

[South Austin 52144]

13 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

So does your mom

That’s on you.