Calling all Surly Musicians

[immamac 44208]

We need a new theme song for the site and for the podcast. Anyone that is musically inclined want to pitch in and help out?

We are looking for something that really captures the essence of what surly is in musical form. Bulls on parade has done us well thus far, but I think we can get even closer to it with YOUR help.

This thread can be for ideas, lyrics, rough mixes or inspirational segments of songs

[smuggs 9394]

 

[clapclapclap 9000]

^^^You'll probably win the trophy.

[miguelito 11451]

Benny Hill yackety sax

[markstanco 12773]

 

[Deej 77676]

 

[CHIEF 5203]

Especially the second verse.

CHIEF

Edited March 3, 2021 by CHIEF

[Doc Reeves 6434]

 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11856]

 

 

[SquishMitten 10493]

I can fart into a microphone. I'll give you a friends and family deal on the licensing. 

[Dr. Teeth 5868]

I have heard South Austin's mom plays a mean flute.

[RGBIII 23010]

@UncleBuck....

[Chad Fuck 18094]

2 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

I have heard South Austin's mom plays a mean flute.

She also plays a handy slobber boogie on the old love trombone.

 

[BayouBill 835]

I'll see if I can find and dust of the 'ol recorder. Hot Cross Buns ok?

[Goredho 17629]

Lol, want to collaborate on something belligerently stupid, @sidis?

[Nicole44 22206]

S  U  R   L Y

grandioso style (Texas has five letters)

 

[Born Burnt 6237]

 

[83Horn 1665]

C'mon.  This is too easy.  It has to be The Eyes of Texas.  Fuck the haters.

[UncleBuck 6455]

8 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

@UncleBuck....

I'm brainstorming a little. 

[Doc Reeves 6434]

 

[Pato del Muerto 53345]

This podcast music isn’t racist 

please do not @ me

We needed something public domain

so it would be free

 

We hope this didn’t hurt your feelings

because we need the views 

so please enjoy the shitty content

its the best that we can do

 

i shall let you all decipher the tune yourselves and then sing it  

 

[RGBIII 23010]

2 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:

I'm brainstorming a little. 

[immamac 44208]

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

This podcast music isn’t racist 

please do not @ me

We needed something public domain

so it would be free

 

We hope this didn’t hurt your feelings

because we need the views 

so please enjoy the shitty content

its the best that we can do

 

i shall let you all decipher the tune yourselves and then sing it  

 

not that these songs/replies aren't funny, but this is actually more what I was wanting out of this thread. 

[ztejas 44114]

 

[RPM 26566]

Just now, Doc Reeves said:

 

I was thinking The Rev, but a different tune

 

[Pato del Muerto 53345]

2 minutes ago, immamac said:

not that these songs/replies aren't funny, but this is actually more what I was wanting out of this thread. 

Working title is Songy MacThemesong for the accreditation. 

[Errestaurants 2570]

 

[Dbeasy 15529]

Thank god I kept my recorder from fifth grade.  Authentic new melody incoming asap!

[Sbbruin 22085]

Whatever you guys come up with, I'm ready on instrumentals.

[NoRagrets 1136]

I’ll get to work on it. Maybe can collaborate with some others on the music thread that use Logic.

[NoRagrets 1136]

53 minutes ago, immamac said:

We need a new theme song for the site and for the podcast. Anyone that is musically inclined want to pitch in and help out?

We are looking for something that really captures the essence of what surly is in musical form. Bulls on parade has done us well thus far, but I think we can get even closer to it with YOUR help.

This thread can be for ideas, lyrics, rough mixes or inspirational segments of songs

How long does it need to be, and do you want it instrumental or with words?

[Celery Man 21076]

i'll ruminate a bit, curious to see where this goes. 

[NoRagrets 1136]

Just going to assume it can’t have minstrel show origins...

[immamac 44208]

3 minutes ago, NoRagrets said:

How long does it need to be, and do you want it instrumental or with words?

30-45s would probably be fine, and then an extended cut that is less than 4 minutes if it was a hit.

[NAVY 6910]

Assembly line music from old Warner bros cartoon. Might be royalty free at this point. 
 

 

[Kennythetiger 9585]

 

[Wally Fairway 5664]

 

[MissingInAction 25487]

49 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

 

 

This is the only choice.

[Mole 4338]

7 minutes ago, NoRagrets said:

Just going to assume it can’t have minstrel show origins...

There goes my Stephen Foster medley.

[Mdhorn 6153]

Out in the street, you don't survive by being weak
This is our time, walls were made for us to climb
Don't you try to lock us out
'Cause we're breakin' down the doors
And all we're prepared to fight
Yeah, yeah

There's no stoppin' Surly* (No stoppin')
No one does it better (No one does it better)
There's no stoppin' Surly* (No stoppin')
Really doesn't matter
 

*"Surly" is the only original addition

[NoRagrets 1136]

Before I submit an entry from the ground up, here is one that I’ve already written and published for your consideration.  It has a mellow intro that you could talk over followed by kick in the pants solo to start the show.  Also the title and lyrics are very apropos.

 

[Nicole44 22206]

I’d go with “We don’t have to take our clothes off to have a good time” Jermaine Stewart

Lmao!

[tbone_ 14413]

Texas Flood

[RGBIII 23010]

I would love to contribute for the pod but my kids watch too much Mickey Mouse clubhouse and that’s the only tune I can come up with and I don’t want Disney suing us 

it’s the Surly Horns podcast

come inside it’s fun inside

S-U-R-L-Y  H-O-R-N-S

[RGBIII 23010]

1 minute ago, tbone_ said:

Texas Flood

I had that thought as well when we started the pod back up 

[Pato del Muerto 53345]

3 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

I would love to contribute for the pod but my kids watch too much Mickey Mouse clubhouse and that’s the only tune I can come up with and I don’t want Disney suing us 

it’s the Surly Horns podcast

come inside it’s fun inside

S-U-R-L-Y  H-O-R-N-S

Hot dog song but change hot dog to podcast...and hot diggity dog to pod fucking cast. 

Edited March 3, 2021 by Pato del Muerto

[Pato del Muerto 53345]

There’s always this...

 

[Francisco 2.0 32545]

 

[WhatTheBuck 28904]

1 hour ago, 83Horn said:

C'mon.  This is too easy.  It has to be The Eyes of Texas.  Fuck the haters.

And the black people. 

[Deej 77676]