Dumbass Shit your patients/customers say

[Herbie Hancock 7377]

I don’t make nearly as much as SB’s or escorts.

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On 3/5/2021 at 3:55 PM, Herbie Hancock said:

Frequent customer of mine. Mid 70’s. Never calls before midnight. Every time we get there he’s sans pants or sans undies. Wants us to help him up off the floor and in to the chair. Bitches the whole time about how we’re doing it wrong and don’t drop him or he’ll sue.

Few months back he must have hit the bottle or his Xanax kicked in because he was polite, friendly and had pants on for the first time ever.

Get him in to his chair and he leans forward with a smirk and he says “Hey you got any colored boys with you?”. I look at my two coworkers (one Vietnamese and one very Hispanic), then I answered no. He grins even bigger and says “How y’all like my little n***er dolls?!” Looked to where he was pointing and there was about 4 shelves covered in Little Sambo dolls.

I know that word was commonplace amongst folks from his era but that was a long damn time ago. No ducking excuse for that shit

We really need a WTF or Hell to the Naw emoji!

[Spur08 382]

One pt as nurse is discussing the "going to sleep" process..."we will put this catheter in you so that you can empty your bladder".

Pt "wait, you're gonna put something in my butt?"

Spur slowly backs out of the room to quietly say "wtf"