2021 New York Yankees season thread

[Helobious 9464]

No gimmicky thread title, straight business. Will have a little season preview later. In the meantime...

 

[bschoolprof 6272]

brett gardner looks like an uncircumcised penis.  

[shadow_operative2.0 16029]

One down. 

 

[shadow_operative2.0 16029]

Helo’s boy Luke out for awhile. 

Tauchman gets to stick around too. 

[Helobious 9464]

I’m so ducking sick of everyone getting hurt every season. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16029]

Fuck those first place O’s. 

 

[Helobious 9464]

Stanton is working his way off my shit list. Hicks gunning for that top spot

[Helobious 9464]

It appears we suck this year

[torre 1286]

2 hours ago, Helobious said:

It appears we suck this year

Bring back Joe !   

If not for the Astros' cameras he would still be here.

[shadow_operative2.0 16029]

Didn’t exactly piss on it, but it counts. 

 

[Helobious 9464]

Yeah that was huge for team morale. He strikes out there and it’s likely the Yankees go a full week between wins. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16029]

And then he does this. 

 

[shadow_operative2.0 16029]

Helo, have you penned your apology letter to Giancarlo yet this season? 

[shadow_operative2.0 16029]

Your boy Voit is back tonight. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16029]

Well, maybe no one is playing tonight. 

 

[Helobious 9464]

On 5/5/2021 at 9:44 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Helo, have you penned your apology letter to Giancarlo yet this season? 

He’s making me eat my words. I’m here for it. 
 

And don’t look now, but we’re starting to not suck as of late. 1 game out of first now.

[shadow_operative2.0 16029]

Ol’ boy Frazier sure hasn’t taken the next step this year though. 

[Helobious 9464]

His defense sure has though. I think he’s just off to a slow start, that bat is too talented to stay dormant much longer.

[shadow_operative2.0 16029]

Cole v. Lyles may be the most comical SP matchup of ‘21. You won’t need him for this series. 

 

[TonyTexas 10527]

On 5/13/2021 at 9:17 AM, Helobious said:

His defense sure has though. I think he’s just off to a slow start, that bat is too talented to stay dormant much longer.

What in his history makes you think he is a talented bat. I look at his stats, both in the minors and bigs, and he seems like a jag. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16029]

Rougie will go yack tonight. This is quite the defensive lineup. 
 

 

On ESPN also. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16029]

This looks a little more normal. Rangers owe Kluber one. 
 

[shadow_operative2.0 16029]

Short Yankee career for LaMarre, he gone. Bet they’d like to have ol’ boy Tauchman back. 

[BearSchlong 8114]

I was supposed to go to Argentina to shoot dove later this year with my FIL, his other son in law, grandson, and some cousins from my step sis in law's family.  Conflicts with my own son's wedding, so Jay Bruce is going instead.  Ah, retirement.

[torre 1286]

4 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

 Rangers owe Kluber one. 
 

 

Did not age well,  my friend !     🙂

[shadow_operative2.0 16029]

Rougie’s wife popped out a kid after Tuesday’s game, so he’s back today. 
 

[Helobious 9464]

I don’t think I paid enough attention to you when you said Odor was bad at defense. Jesus fuck.

[shadow_operative2.0 16029]

Yeah, Cole wasn’t real happy with having to throw those extra pitches. His turn on the TP last night was pretty sick though. 

He played mostly 3B this spring for us, Woodward said he’s probably better there. But Gio ain’t going anywhere. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16029]

Here’s a fucking crazy stat. 

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The Yankees have become the first team in history to pitch a no-hitter, turn a triple play and celebrate a walk-off win in a three-day span, according to STATS.

[shadow_operative2.0 16029]

Whoops, Helo may have tempted fate the other day. Talent was never the issue, actually taking the field is. 

 

 

[shadow_operative2.0 16029]

New guy. 

Rougie won’t play much anymore. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16029]

Well, 18 days later, he gets some Jomboy action. 

 

[Helobious 9464]

Voit making his prescense known. I just have a feeling the team is about to go on a tear.

[TonyTexas 10527]

On 6/24/2021 at 11:01 AM, Helobious said:

Voit making his prescense known. I just have a feeling the team is about to go on a tear.

Good call

[shadow_operative2.0 16029]

Tony, honest question, why do you troll? You tried it on the Mariners’ thread, looked like a bitch. 

If any of us dared infiltrate the idiotic groupthink thread, you fucks would explode. 

So why? I’m not a Yankees’ fan, but I post shit relevant to this team. I don’t troll. 

Edited June 27, 2021 by shadow_operative2.0

[TonyTexas 10527]

27 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Tony, honest question, why do you troll? You tried it on the Mariners’ thread, looked like a bitch. 

If any of us dared infiltrate the idiotic groupthink thread, you fucks would explode. 

So why? I’m not a Yankees’ fan, but I post shit relevant to this team. I don’t troll. 

Shadow, honest question. Who died and made you monitor of these boards. You constantly attempt to set the rules according to your whims and mock people who don’t follow them to your satisfaction or disagree with your narrative. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16029]

Alright bro. You got embarrassed on the Mariners’ thread, got embarrassed here. That’s your thing. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16029]

You didn’t answer. 

Why do you troll? 

Edited June 27, 2021 by shadow_operative2.0

[shadow_operative2.0 16029]

Since you won’t answer, how badly would you fucking idiots cry if Helo or I came into your sacred thread? You bitches would act like the fucking world was ending. 

So again, why do you troll? 

[shadow_operative2.0 16029]

He no answer. Tony fail troll. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16029]

@TonyTexas, you dead? Why are you not trolling anymore? 

 

If I came to your little baby thread, you would be fucking PISSED. 

[TonyTexas 10527]

4 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

@TonyTexas, you dead? Why are you not trolling anymore? 

 

If I came to your little baby thread, you would be fucking PISSED. 

Why don’t you mind your own fucking business? Why do you make 6 non- baseball related posts calling me out for trolling a troll that has nothing to do with you. I’d say to stfu but you love to hear yourself talk to much. 850, mostly shitty,  posts a month mostly go like this:

 

Edited June 28, 2021 by TonyTexas

[shadow_operative2.0 16029]

Alright bro, you may go now. Came to troll, produced nothing. We call that the Tony. 

As much as you dislike Helo & I, we do actually discuss the Yankees here. 

[Helobious 9464]

[Helobious 9464]

And it’s fucked up you guys would do this at such an emotional time for me. Fucking Red Sox just swept us and our pets heads are falling off.

[shadow_operative2.0 16029]

Goddamnit, Rougie! 

[Helobious 9464]

Chapman quickly etching his own face into my Mt. Rushmore of hated Yankees. Joining the ranks of Chris Stewart, Carl Pavano, Kevin Brown, Stanton, and supreme overlord of them all, Jayson Nix. Shit.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19143]

Fuck the Yankees.  The only time I step foot in Yankees stadium (Seriously, a 3B stadium without a retractable roof?!?) is when the Astros are playing the Yankees.  

[Helobious 9464]

2 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Fuck the Yankees.  The only time I step foot in Yankees stadium (Seriously, a 3B stadium without a retractable roof?!?) is when the Astros are playing the Yankees.  

That’s cool. The only time I step foot in Minute Maid is when I want to see what it looks like when 30,000 people who eat Golden Corral twice a week gather in one location. 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19143]

24 minutes ago, Helobious said:

That’s cool. The only time I step foot in Minute Maid is when I want to see what it looks like when 30,000 people who eat Golden Corral twice a week gather in one location. 

Difference is, you do not live in Houston.  I do live in NYC. Straight shot on the 4 Express train.