The only time I've ever wished to be in a Bed Bath & Beyond

[RPM 26,358]

Just now, Mole said:

I can only speak for myself, but my esteem for Bath and Bodyworks only went up from this interaction.

Their bath salts are apparently legit.

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

Bad Bitches, and Bodyworks sounds like a great new name.

[Guest Lobo]

1 hour ago, RPM said:

Their bath salts are apparently legit.

4 outta 5 tube-tab clad Floridians agree.  

[MaybeACoordinator 8,349]

I originally misread this thread titles as "the only thing in Bed Bath and Beyond I wished to be" and I was thinking:

 

[Deej 76,944]

The guy that played Cam on Modern Family is working at Bath and Body Works?

[RDCanecutter 26,475]

12 hours ago, Bookman said:

In 2007 I visited a very-brown female friend in Phoenix who was temporarily living there. We went to a grocery store and people were openly avoiding her.

Her? You sure? You were with her too, maaaan.

[RDCanecutter 26,475]

The only time I paid attention to Bed Bath & Beyond was one Christmas when some friends and I ran a pop-up shop inside a mall, across the hall from one.

(Almost said "dying mall" but that's like saying ATM machine.)

So BB&B was our ant farm, what we had to watch. They had hired a huge number of women who seemed like they were there to party, just goofing non-stop. Maybe they had more employees than customers. The women would not have been out of place in the Arizona video. I wonder if BB&B hired them because it was cheaper to pay them to work there than it would be to have them as free agents attacking the store.

[washparkhorn 9,939]

7 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I saw her dress and kept thinking the video would have been better with David Attenborough narrating.  “The zebra’s bad judgement causes it to fall prey to the hyena pack.  They work together to force the zebra down...  such is life in the wilds of the mall.”

brilliant

[Nueces River Rat 5,539]

2 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

The only time I paid attention to Bed Bath & Beyond was one Christmas when some friends and I ran a pop-up shop inside a mall, across the hall from one.

(Almost said "dying mall" but that's like saying ATM machine.)

So BB&B was our ant farm, what we had to watch. They had hired a huge number of women who seemed like they were there to party, just goofing non-stop. Maybe they had more employees than customers. The women would not have been out of place in the Arizona video. I wonder if BB&B hired them because it was cheaper to pay them to work there than it would be to have them as free agents attacking the store.

Females love the place.   Seriously my wife and I went to our local mall as soon as it opened the day after Christmas to take advantage of the bad ass sale at Dillards and I swear the BBW had more people waiting to get into the store vs any of the others.  In fact I don’t recall seeing any lines to get into any of the other stores due to limited capacity issues.   

[smuggs 9,353]

I enjoy the instant migraine that I receive from the ballistic turbo pear and extreme hyper vanilla stench that creeps about 30 yards from the B&BW entrance.

[TexasEd 8,077]

22 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

I originally misread this thread titles as "the only thing in Bed Bath and Beyond I wished to be" and I was thinking:

 

I wish I was a loofah.