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Didn't take her very long.  Not judging.  don't care about her past marriage or her new one.  But have to admit, just out of logistical curiosity...how'd they meet that fast and deep during a Pandemic with so many eyes on her?  

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10 hours ago, Lobo said:

Didn't take her very long.  Not judging.  don't care about her past marriage or her new one.  But have to admit, just out of logistical curiosity...how'd they meet that fast and deep during a Pandemic with so many eyes on her?  

I gathered that Mackenzie and Jeff had long decided to split up when the news broke about his girlfriend. Maybe Mackenzie was already dating this guy at that point. Who knows.

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Beats the hell out of marrying MacKenzie Kelly.

But does she hold public office? And is she a disaster scientist?? #Advantageaggy
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13 hours ago, Lobo said:

Didn't take her very long.  Not judging.  don't care about her past marriage or her new one.  But have to admit, just out of logistical curiosity...how'd they meet that fast and deep during a Pandemic with so many eyes on her?  

She’s got four kids.  She knows a lot of teachers.  

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18 hours ago, Lobo said:

Didn't take her very long.  Not judging.  don't care about her past marriage or her new one.  But have to admit, just out of logistical curiosity...how'd they meet that fast and deep during a Pandemic with so many eyes on her?  

It’s science.

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2 hours ago, Viking said:

Gentlemen the world's hottest woman is back in the market.

https://dnyuz.com/2022/09/28/mackenzie-scott-billionaire-philanthropist-files-for-divorce/

Y’all single dudes need to go get some. Go get her. I’ll DM you for a loan later. 

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Seems like the best way to meet her would be a charity event. Judging by Bezos looks aren’t important to her but y’all should still dress nice. Lol.
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Very sad.  If a high school teacher and a woman with more money than most countries can’t make it, what hope is there for the rest of us?

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2 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

My wife is going to be pissed but you miss every shot you don’t take.  

"Look kids, your mom and I are divorcing for a few years, and it maybe out there in the public, but I can promise you all the legos you ever want, all the video games you ever wanted, every single Calico Critter or American Girl doll, and quite a few trips to Disney World and Harry Potter World every single year, so just hang tight, the toys and trips will start flowing in soon, and in a few years, your mom and I will get back together and remarry."

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7 hours ago, Blotto said:

He probably figured out a way to squirrel ~$20 million out of the deal, and now he's shooting for a hooters waitress. 

 

blow job in twin peaks parking lot >>> blow job in hooters parking lot 

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, and in a few years, your mom and I will get back together and remarry."


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You got that wife with some stale beer and the remaining balance on a Chili’s gift card.

Think of the upgrade you can get after skimming $50M off MacKenzie.
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8 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

"Look kids, your mom and I are divorcing for a few years, and it maybe out there in the public, but I can promise you all the legos you ever want, all the video games you ever wanted, every single Calico Critter or American Girl doll, and quite a few trips to Disney World and Harry Potter World every single year, so just hang tight, the toys and trips will start flowing in soon, and in a few years, your mom and I will get back together and remarry."

 

Or maybe we won't, I don't really give a fuck, but everything I said about the toys and shit is legit. Now let's keep practicing our lines for when we see daddy's new friend in public...."you remind me of our dead mommy"

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