The new Mr MacKeznie Scott...(ex-Bezos)

[Aqua Buddha 14662]

My man:

 

 

 

[fattyflattie 4639]

Damnit.  On to plan B. 

Edited March 8, 2021 by fattyflattie

[tx 3 putt 77974]

that's called hitting the pussy jackpot !!!

[Errestaurants 2570]

Easy Pass. Her teeth are stained. 

[DDD Dad 14379]

Good for her.

[Guest Lobo]

Didn't take her very long.  Not judging.  don't care about her past marriage or her new one.  But have to admit, just out of logistical curiosity...how'd they meet that fast and deep during a Pandemic with so many eyes on her?  

[B00M 6588]

7 minutes ago, Lobo said:

 fast and deep 

[mdmost 43322]

She needs to fund a group to bring back the SuperSonics.

[Bill Lumbergh 7270]

I believe it would more accurately read "a former science teacher."

[ChickenSandwich 9856]

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

My man:

 

 

 

 

[Aqua Buddha 14662]

Some school in Seattle about to get a fly ass science lab.

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

1 hour ago, ChickenSandwich said:

 

Haha first thing I thought of 

[phdhorn 6224]

Mackenzie Scott worth $5,000:


Mackenzie Scott worth $55 billion:


 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8918]

No thumbs, out

[Nice Guy Eddie 13562]

10 hours ago, Lobo said:

Didn't take her very long.  Not judging.  don't care about her past marriage or her new one.  But have to admit, just out of logistical curiosity...how'd they meet that fast and deep during a Pandemic with so many eyes on her?  

I gathered that Mackenzie and Jeff had long decided to split up when the news broke about his girlfriend. Maybe Mackenzie was already dating this guy at that point. Who knows.

[deadshank 24653]

[J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. 1107]

Beats the hell out of marrying MacKenzie Kelly.

[bluto 4947]

Beats the hell out of marrying MacKenzie Kelly.

But does she hold public office? And is she a disaster scientist?? #Advantageaggy

[atomheartbevo 90119]

13 hours ago, Lobo said:

Didn't take her very long.  Not judging.  don't care about her past marriage or her new one.  But have to admit, just out of logistical curiosity...how'd they meet that fast and deep during a Pandemic with so many eyes on her?  

She’s got four kids.  She knows a lot of teachers.  

[crash_davis 23163]

she has a thing for ugly dudes.

[Brisketexan 105645]

38 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

she has a thing for ugly dudes.

That sound you heard....as if millions of homely surly-ites suddenly cried out in anguish...

[Armybrat 41022]

18 hours ago, Lobo said:

Didn't take her very long.  Not judging.  don't care about her past marriage or her new one.  But have to admit, just out of logistical curiosity...how'd they meet that fast and deep during a Pandemic with so many eyes on her?  

It’s science.

[Armybrat 41022]

7 hours ago, deadshank said:

Beat me to it!

[atomheartbevo 90119]

She could have turned me from a philanderer into a philanthropist. 

[Viking 301]

Gentlemen the world's hottest woman is back in the market.

https://dnyuz.com/2022/09/28/mackenzie-scott-billionaire-philanthropist-files-for-divorce/

[MonkeyDoughnut 10481]

[atomheartbevo 90119]

51 minutes ago, Viking said:

Gentlemen the world's hottest woman is back in the market.

https://dnyuz.com/2022/09/28/mackenzie-scott-billionaire-philanthropist-files-for-divorce/

[Blotto 23731]

He probably figured out a way to squirrel ~$20 million out of the deal, and now he's shooting for a hooters waitress. 

[F250 28959]

2 hours ago, Viking said:

Gentlemen the world's hottest woman is back in the market.

https://dnyuz.com/2022/09/28/mackenzie-scott-billionaire-philanthropist-files-for-divorce/

Rebounds gonna rebound. I'm guessing this dude has a 7 figure buy out.

[Nicole44 22198]

2 hours ago, Viking said:

Gentlemen the world's hottest woman is back in the market.

https://dnyuz.com/2022/09/28/mackenzie-scott-billionaire-philanthropist-files-for-divorce/

Y’all single dudes need to go get some. Go get her. I’ll DM you for a loan later. 

Edited September 29, 2022 by Nicole44
Seems like the best way to meet her would be a charity event. Judging by Bezos looks aren’t important to her but y’all should still dress nice. Lol.

[High Plains Drifter 11064]

2 hours ago, Viking said:

Gentlemen the world's hottest woman is back in the market.

https://dnyuz.com/2022/09/28/mackenzie-scott-billionaire-philanthropist-files-for-divorce/

 

[Gengs1 2583]

He probably made a sex video so he doesn’t end up slipping from a tall balcony

[fattyflattie 4639]

My wife is going to be pissed but you miss every shot you don’t take.  

[Lhorn 5026]

Very sad.  If a high school teacher and a woman with more money than most countries can’t make it, what hope is there for the rest of us?

Edited September 29, 2022 by Lhorn

[Incredulity 11719]

On 3/7/2021 at 8:03 PM, phdhorn said:

Mackenzie Scott worth $5,000:


Mackenzie Scott worth $55 billion:


 

Tell me more about 55 bil MS

[atomheartbevo 90119]

2 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

My wife is going to be pissed but you miss every shot you don’t take.  

"Look kids, your mom and I are divorcing for a few years, and it maybe out there in the public, but I can promise you all the legos you ever want, all the video games you ever wanted, every single Calico Critter or American Girl doll, and quite a few trips to Disney World and Harry Potter World every single year, so just hang tight, the toys and trips will start flowing in soon, and in a few years, your mom and I will get back together and remarry."

[tx 3 putt 77974]

7 hours ago, Blotto said:

He probably figured out a way to squirrel ~$20 million out of the deal, and now he's shooting for a hooters waitress. 

 

blow job in twin peaks parking lot >>> blow job in hooters parking lot 

[MonkeyDoughnut 10481]

9 hours ago, fattyflattie said:

My wife is going to be pissed but you miss every shot you don’t take.  

My wife would likely pick out my date outfits if she thought I had a real chance.

[CooterBrown 18099]

, and in a few years, your mom and I will get back together and remarry."

You got that wife with some stale beer and the remaining balance on a Chili’s gift card.

Think of the upgrade you can get after skimming $50M off MacKenzie.

[Blotto 23731]

8 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

"Look kids, your mom and I are divorcing for a few years, and it maybe out there in the public, but I can promise you all the legos you ever want, all the video games you ever wanted, every single Calico Critter or American Girl doll, and quite a few trips to Disney World and Harry Potter World every single year, so just hang tight, the toys and trips will start flowing in soon, and in a few years, your mom and I will get back together and remarry."

 

Or maybe we won't, I don't really give a fuck, but everything I said about the toys and shit is legit. Now let's keep practicing our lines for when we see daddy's new friend in public...."you remind me of our dead mommy"

Edited September 29, 2022 by Blotto