/r/CFB Risk: protect this house

[PatSolitanojr 518]

Texas gets shit on constantly in the college football subreddit. It would be pleasant if we put the full force of Surly into this competition and destroyed our enemies. What else are we going to do in the offseason? Who's with me?

 

 

 

 

 

Edited April 30, 2018 by PatSolitanojr

[irishtexan 11,521]

Only aggy cares about online poles. 

[PatSolitanojr 518]

1 minute ago, irishtexan said:

Only aggy cares about online poles. 

It's not a poll

[TornACL 7,698]

You're a pole.

[Randolph Duke 4,034]

7 minutes ago, PatSolitanojr said:

Texas gets shit on constantly in the college football subreddit. It would be pleasant if we put the full force of Surly into this competition and destroyed our enemies. What else are we going to do in the offseason? Who's with me?

If everyone is your friend, it's because you threaten no one.

Worry about it when they aren't taking their shots at Texas.

[irishtexan 11,521]

I skimmed the overview you posted and it seemed like a poll. That's a lot of words you posted. And it requires spending time on reddit.

[PatSolitanojr 518]

Just now, irishtexan said:

I skimmed the overview you posted and it seemed like a poll. That's a lot of words you posted. And it requires spending time on reddit.

That's fair

[ClubWhatever 12,144]

WTFITS

[jimmyjazz 45,963]

How old are you?

[PatSolitanojr 518]

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

How old are you?

Not old enough to hate fun, apparently  

[OU Sucks 8,844]

This seems like a worse use of my time than posting on Surly, and I didn't think that was possible.  Plus you spelled aggy wrong, so no.

[SimonBolivar 10,958]

13 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Only aggy cares about online poles. 

I'm neither Aggie nor Longhorn and this was my first thought.

[ChiTownDoc 21,154]

You're on the wrong site. 

Zero 

Fucks

Given 

[Herpa Derpa 6,126]

4 minutes ago, PatSolitanojr said:

Not old enough to hate fun, apparently  

Or recognize it.

[Walden Ponderer 12,639]

For a second I thought I stumbled into the "random thoughts not worthy of their own thread" thread. And now that I mention it, I'm not sure I didn't.

[TrashMaster G 17,558]

21 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Only aggy cares about online poles. 

What about online Turks?  Or Greeks?

[UTCzech III 2,907]

Can I ignore this thread too?

 

Please?

[irishtexan 11,521]

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

What about online Turks?  Or Greeks?

D'oh!

 

[BERT 4,371]

12 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

I skimmed the overview you posted and it seemed like a poll. That's a lot of words you posted. And it requires spending time on reddit.

Which is only worth it for the amateur porn. Or so i hear

[miguelito 11,266]

[TornACL 7,698]

But, you guys....a "flair filled parade will be thrown in the winner's honor"!!!

 

FOH

[Rimbo 25,960]

38 minutes ago, Randolph Duke said:

If everyone is your friend, it's because you threaten no one.

Worry about it when they aren't taking their shots at Texas.

I was going to write my usual expletive-laden rant expressing this sentiment, but I looked into my box of fucks to give and discovered I was all out.

[utee94 15,825]

reddit sucks

[PHLaggie 110]

29 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

What about online Turks?  Or Greeks?

Dang it, i can't add more reactions today!

And as a resident "Aggy" speaking for myself, I'm certainly into Poles, online and offline-- the blonde ones are hawt!

['stache 21,817]

Ukraine is weak

[Nivek 16,943]

41 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

What about online Turks?  

That's no ones' business

[PHLaggie 110]

 

12 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Ukraine is weak

Edited April 30, 2018 by PHLaggie

[GringoSalado 1,651]

tl,dr

[Neonmoon 38,129]

Ask your boyfriend if it’s okay to post a thread next time 

[jettrink 40]

That was a waste of my valuable time.  Thanks op

[Longboard Horn 40,326]

1 hour ago, irishtexan said:

D'oh!

 

[Chad 1,728]

Reddit is pretty gay....no thanks.

[PatSolitanojr 518]

I guess I'll just go fuck myself then

inb4

[Radical Larry 28,628]

Anyone down for some larping later?

[Bevo14 8,317]

they hate us cus they anus

[Mez2 4,023]

3 hours ago, PatSolitanojr said:

Texas gets shit on constantly in the college football subreddit. It would be pleasant if we put the full force of Surly into this competition and destroyed our enemies. What else are we going to do in the offseason? Who's with me?

 

 

 

 

 

I'm busy not caring

[flatdawgs 1,278]

8 hours ago, UTCzech III said:

Can I ignore this thread too?

 

Please?

The Czechs clearly have issues with the poles.

[Disco Missile 456]

8 minutes ago, flatdawgs said:

The Czechs clearly have issues with the poles.

I married a Czech and can only say that her issues with poles didn't start until after the marriage. 

[pearlandhorn 3,270]

College football Reddit is full of a bunch of thin skinned bitches who can’t take a damn joke. Also, say one not nice thing about aggy and you get a warning from the mods. Do it again and you get banned from the subreddit.

 

It’s a circle jerk community and it’s nauseating.

[In10se 175]

12 hours ago, PatSolitanojr said:

I guess I'll just go fuck myself then

inb4

Don't let these degenerate fucks back you down in submission. Tell them to go fuck themselves like a normal surly would.  

[Sidney Sherman 66]

Keep Rebbit on Rebbit.

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1,610]

Bunch of butt hurt motherfuckers over there. I got suspended for gently offering a hypothesis as to why a 4 star player decommitted from ou. I simply noted that he probably realized eating bags of ducks wasnt hiw style.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Worth it.

[Valmy77 13,230]

I couldn't care less. Anybody all threatened and butthurt over a 7-6 team are probably losers anyway.

[kopp0e 1,135]

On 4/30/2018 at 4:01 PM, irishtexan said:

Only aggy cares about online poles. 

Well, to be fair, it is the most realistic way for their fans to ever be voted #1 at anything (in an enclosed environment, with their fans voting amongst themselves)... 

 

[Beau Vine 54,246]

This thread needs a lot of help.

 

[El Diablo 4,232]

1 hour ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

Bunch of butt hurt motherfuckers over there. I got suspended for gently offering a hypothesis as to why a 4 star player decommitted from ou. I simply noted that he probably realized eating bags of ducks wasnt hiw style.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Worth it.

Those poor ducks.

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1,610]

10 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

Those poor ducks.

Fuck I hate autocorrect. Automisspell is more appropriate.

[SubliminalHorn 6,801]

Don't care about polls, let aggy be aggy

[Bone3421 716]

I saw this thread on day one and yet i feel the same as most....BUT i didnt post in it until now...let the fucker die like it should have...at this rate it will be #1 on google for texas sucks

Its an age old tale...dont feed the trolls

[Tom 2,959]

On 5/1/2018 at 6:36 AM, pearlandhorn said:

College football Reddit is full of a bunch of thin skinned bitches who can’t take a damn joke. Also, say one not nice thing about aggy and you get a warning from the mods. Do it again and you get banned from the subreddit.

 

It’s a circle jerk community and it’s nauseating.

I have the opposite experience.  As long as you're not just trolling or straight up being an ass, the moderation doesn't seem heavy handed at all.  I go out of my way to belittle aggy, Mizzou, and Nebraska about the way they left the Big 12 regularly when it comes up and I've never been banned.  In my experience, most fanbases on Reddit, especially other SEC fans, shit on A&M way more than us.  With regards to UT, the worst I see is people meme-ing fairly innocent stuff.  ("Don't let this distract you from remembering that Kansas beat Texas.") 

 

It all seems good-natured to me.  In fact, I've seen many people express their desire for us to be good again because it's "good for college football."