How many of you can match my workout numbers?

[closetohumping 17,433]

Bench 425

Squat 700

Curl 120

40 yard 4.8

2 mile run 12:00 

cock 9

 

[ztejas 43,411]

Found Caden Sterns' Surly account.

Edited March 15, 2021 by ztejas

[IDIOTsavant 8,482]

13 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Bench 425

Squat 700

Curl 120

40 yard 4.8

2 mile run 12:00 

cock 9

 

I certainly couldn't take 9 cocks.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3,815]

7 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

I certainly couldn't take 9 cocks.

This is what South Austin's mom calls breakfast. 

[BHMCruiser 1,813]

at the same time?

[nineliveslost 2,753]

2 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Bench 425

Squat 700

Curl 120

40 yard 4.8

2 mile run 12:00 

cock 9

 

Bench - maybe 150/ 200

Squat - the weight of one healthy turd 

Curl - maybe 50 

40 yard - guess 10 seconds possibly 20 seconds 

2 mile run - +6 hours

cock - big enough to fuck

[HOOKEM4 5,036]

3 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Bench 425

Squat 700

Curl 120

40 yard 4.8

2 mile run 12:00 

cock 9

 

Ok rocko. We know how this ends. Just post the video already and let's get this overwith. Will you never learn? 

[mininghorn88 2,277]

Sorry opened this topic...just like any other player stat...over stated.

Edited March 16, 2021 by mininghorn88

[UT_OB1 2,213]

5 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Bench 425

Squat 700

Curl 120

40 yard 4.8

2 mile run 12:00 

cock 9

 

You are talking about dumbbell curls right?  Because that is a fairly pathetic bb curl even if you can only bench 2-300

Edited March 16, 2021 by UT_OB1

[closetohumping 17,433]

29 minutes ago, UT_OB1 said:

You are talking about dumbbell curls right?  Because that is a fairly pathetic bb curl even if you can only bench 2-300

Who are you Marty Cherry?

[UT_OB1 2,213]

14 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Who are you Marty Cherry?

Had no idea who this was, so I looked it up. Guess he was some former player who gave up football to model. Ok. However, his name first popped up  as “also suspended” in an article about Ron Weaver. I’d never heard of this guy or story!  I was in elementary school when it happened, but I would have thought something like this would have become one of those stories you hear as a freshman. Crazy rabbit hole. Thanks for that. 

[closetohumping 17,433]

21 minutes ago, UT_OB1 said:

Had no idea who this was, so I looked it up. Guess he was some former player who gave up football to model. Ok. However, his name first popped up  as “also suspended” in an article about Ron Weaver. I’d never heard of this guy or story!  I was in elementary school when it happened, but I would have thought something like this would have become one of those stories you hear as a freshman. Crazy rabbit hole. Thanks for that. 

Gonna be honest, I read your user name as UT_QB1 so I was trying to guess who you were.

[UT_OB1 2,213]

Ha. Nope. Not even ob for orange blood. Just a Star Wars need and wasn’t sure what to sign up as. 
I now wonder what other crazy stories I might have missed during my 5 years on campus. 

Edited March 16, 2021 by UT_OB1

[futureman 22,441]

On 3/15/2021 at 3:22 PM, closetohumping said:

Bench 425

Squat 700

Curl 120

40 yard 4.8

2 mile run 12:00 

cock 9

 

you’re a bitch. 

[closetohumping 17,433]

8 minutes ago, futureman said:

you’re a bitch. 

You must be confusing me for someone else.  It happens.   Don’t let it happen again

[futureman 22,441]

20 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

You must be confusing me for someone else.  It happens.   Don’t let it happen again

yep. total bitch. 

[immamac 42,835]

this thread fucks.

[Somnio 751]

On 3/15/2021 at 3:22 PM, closetohumping said:

Bench 425

Squat 700

Curl 120

40 yard 4.8

2 mile run 12:00 

cock 9

 

You's a BAN.  Bitch ass n****.... 

[closetohumping 17,433]

7 hours ago, immamac said:

this thread fucks.

Yep and I actually sand bagged my forty.  I’m more in the 4.5 range

[CHIEF 5,075]

On 4/18/2021 at 7:12 AM, closetohumping said:

Yep and I actually sand bagged my forty.  I’m more in the 4.5 range

How much eligibility you still got?

CHIEF

[closetohumping 17,433]

On 4/17/2021 at 9:34 PM, Somnio said:

You's a BAN.  Bitch ass n****.... 

*bad ass n*****

[closetohumping 17,433]

42 minutes ago, CHIEF said:

How much eligibility you still got?

CHIEF

Not sure. But I’ve turned to philanthropy in my later years 

Edited April 21, 2021 by closetohumping

[CHIEF 5,075]

You should pull a Mike Flynt and go back and try out. That fucker was 59, and played at Sul Ross. 

https://www.espn.com/college-football/news/story?id=2986313

A 4.5 forty ain't no Uncle Rico, that is legit. 

CHIEF

[Hate 20,106]

On 3/15/2021 at 4:02 PM, BHMCruiser said:

at the same time?

In a row.

[RDCanecutter 26,378]

I walked more than 2 miles Monday, and only had to rest a couple of times.

Yesterday I walked a little more than a mile, but I ran the weed eater some later.

[Sbbruin 21,829]

@closetohumping reminds me of that pederast Ricky from TOS.  Did he end up getting shanked in prison?

[closetohumping 17,433]

31 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

@closetohumping reminds me of that pederast Ricky from TOS.  Did he end up getting shanked in prison?

[RDCanecutter 26,378]

4 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

I walked more than 2 miles Monday, and only had to rest a couple of times.

Yesterday I walked a little more than a mile, but I ran the weed eater some later.

Upped my walking game to 2.4 miles today. coming down from the adrenalin high with a glass of Malbec Energy Drink.