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10 hours ago, Slacks said:

I know she isn't blonde,  but if we're talking women, Dawn Staley would change the game.

She can fn coach.

She could fn play.

She could get all the players.

The media $torm would be immeasurable.

She would crush it. If we're going to money whip anyone, I got tree fiddy to throw on her.

You think that thin sninned bitch could handle the criticism from cooaching a men's team? At Texas???Ray Liotta Laughing GIF

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11 hours ago, Slacks said:

I know she isn't blonde,  but if we're talking women, Dawn Staley would change the game.

She can fn coach.

She could fn play.

She could get all the players.

The media $torm would be immeasurable.

She would crush it. If we're going to money whip anyone, I got tree fiddy to throw on her.

 

On 3/14/2025 at 10:26 PM, NBHorn7 said:

I believe that would be the original color of her hair before she decided to go blonde.

I think we have proven that Molly Miller isn't blonde either.

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On 3/14/2025 at 7:25 PM, ATXbronco said:

Here she is, giving me instructions, just before sexy time

Drury head coach Molly Miller encourages her players during the Lady Panthers' 77-44 win over the University of Missouri St. Louis Tritons during the Overflow the O game at the O'Reilly Family Event Center on Feb. 9, 2019.

I live on the west side of Phoenix,  not too far from GCU (relatively speaking). The location of the school is absolutely shit right off of camelback and i17. They have their Berlin Wall surrounding it with their own Checkpoint Charlie to get in.  It's pretty remarkable what they turned that school into but the area is absolutely terrible. 

This girl is not staying at GCU.

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Dear Coach Miller,

 

Texas doesn’t follow trends—we set them. Right now, we have the opportunity to do something bold, historic, and game-changing. That’s why we want you to be the next head coach of Texas Men’s Basketball.

 

Winning is winning, and your track record proves it:

362–17 career record—pure dominance.

Fastest coach in NCAA history to 150 wins.

Relentless defensive identity that pressures, disrupts, and wins.

A coaching style that builds champions—players who buy in, fight, and succeed.

 

At Texas, we expect greatness, and we believe the best coach should get the job, period. That’s why we’re prepared to offer you $2 million per year to bring your system, your leadership, and your winning mentality to the biggest stage in college basketball.

 

This is about more than just hiring a coach. This is about changing the game. About proving what should already be obvious—that a great coach leads, inspires, and wins, regardless of gender.

 

Coach Miller, why not Texas? Why not now? Let’s make history—together.

 

Hook ‘em.

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20 hours ago, South Austin said:

Coach K talked a lot with the campers. Seemed like a legitimately great dude. Got my picture with him in Cameron, and he’s got a huge grin because my dad made some joke while he took the photo that made Coach K laugh.

“Hey Coach K, if the bloodwork comes back and he’s not actually my son, do I still have to pay? My wife is a huge whore!”

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Posted
7 hours ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Dear Coach Miller,

 

Texas doesn’t follow trends—we set them. Right now, we have the opportunity to do something bold, historic, and game-changing. That’s why we want you to be the next head coach of Texas Men’s Basketball.

 

Winning is winning, and your track record proves it:

362–17 career record—pure dominance.

Fastest coach in NCAA history to 150 wins.

Relentless defensive identity that pressures, disrupts, and wins.

A coaching style that builds champions—players who buy in, fight, and succeed.

 

At Texas, we expect greatness, and we believe the best coach should get the job, period. That’s why we’re prepared to offer you $2 million per year to bring your system, your leadership, and your winning mentality to the biggest stage in college basketball.

 

This is about more than just hiring a coach. This is about changing the game. About proving what should already be obvious—that a great coach leads, inspires, and wins, regardless of gender.

 

Coach Miller, why not Texas? Why not now? Let’s make history—together.

 

Hook ‘em.

PS:  Skirts and high heels are the dress code.

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Posted

Dear Coach Beard,

We are The University of Texas our Administration is equally delusional as our fanbase. If you have fixed your anger, drinking and mishandling of interpersonal relationships and you have learned to take and accept responsibility we should talk.

You made mistakes we made mistakes. Do you know of any cemeteries that are around your area where we could meet?

Let’s call it a comeback!

Hook’em

Chris Del Conte

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Posted
21 hours ago, South Austin said:

Laettner was there for a scrimmage one of the days and he seemed like a dick, even though I was a huge fan of his. Bobby Hurly and Johnny Dawkins were also there.

Coach K talked a lot with the campers. Seemed like a legitimately great dude. Got my picture with him in Cameron, and he’s got a huge grin because my dad made some joke while he took the photo that made Coach K laugh.

Oh shit, son.  We're rivals. I went to the UNC camp summer of '95 I think. A friend of mine moved to NC, I went out to visit him, and our parents sent us to the camp. 

I guess Dean Smith was more of a primadonna.  I got my picture with him and I'm pretty sure that was the only time I ever saw him. Except for maybe when he introduced surprise guest speaker Jerry Stackhouse. (We were hoping it was gonna be Jordan).

 

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Posted
11 hours ago, pops said:

You think that thin sninned bitch could handle the criticism from cooaching a men's team? At Texas???Ray Liotta Laughing GIF

Criticism from whom? Chip, Kurt, and Surly?

About winning or about being a woman?

Posted
9 hours ago, Butch Had Not said:

I live on the west side of Phoenix,  not too far from GCU (relatively speaking). The location of the school is absolutely shit right off of camelback and i17. They have their Berlin Wall surrounding it with their own Checkpoint Charlie to get in.  It's pretty remarkable what they turned that school into but the area is absolutely terrible. 

This girl is not staying at GCU.

She looks like a Scottsdale lady to me.

Posted (edited)
4 minutes ago, Red Five said:

What does the timeline look like if we miss the tourney? Does Terry get fired tomorrow?

Assuming we decline an NIT invite. 

That depends. CDC seems to typically have his guy in place before he announces the coaching change.  The longest coaching change so far was, I think, Clark to Mike White, but that was a retirement and not a firing.

Aston to Vic was like 2 days, Reese to Bowman was next day or something. Pierce to Schloss was pretty quick too.

RT might twist in the wind a little

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18 minutes ago, Js1 said:

That depends. CDC seems to typically have his guy in place before he announces the coaching change.  The longest coaching change so far was, I think, Clark to Mike White, but that was a retirement and not a firing.

Aston to Vic was like 2 days, Reese to Bowman was next day or something. Pierce to Schloss was pretty quick too.

RT might twist in the wind a little

He’ll know pretty soon. Pierce’s office was cleaned out for 2 weeks before his firing was officially announced.

These coaches aren’t stupid and neither are their agents. They will seek and get clarity quickly even if it isn’t officially announced.

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Just now, Hookem2147 said:

He’ll know pretty soon. Pierce’s office was cleaned out for 2 weeks before his firing was officially announced.

These coaches aren’t stupid and neither are their agents. They will seek and get clarity quickly even if it isn’t officially announced.

Oh yeah, RT will know. Texas fans could he waiting a bit, like with Pierce. Where half the board insists it’s happening and the other half is pissing their pants bc it hasn’t happened yet, so that means he’s staying.

The Pierce drama on repeat 

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Posted
22 minutes ago, Js1 said:

That depends. CDC seems to typically have his guy in place before he announces the coaching change.  The longest coaching change so far was, I think, Clark to Mike White, but that was a retirement and not a firing.

Aston to Vic was like 2 days, Reese to Bowman was next day or something. Pierce to Schloss was pretty quick too.

RT might twist in the wind a little

I had forgotten that we hilariously waited until aggy's season was over to fire our coach and hire theirs. 

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Posted
3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Oh yeah, RT will know. Texas fans could he waiting a bit, like with Pierce. Where half the board insists it’s happening and the other half is pissing their pants bc it hasn’t happened yet, so that means he’s staying.

The Pierce drama on repeat 

The biggest question in my mind is will Terry pull a Shaka and find another spot and potentially give up his buyout before we have the chance to fire him.

Posted
3 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I had forgotten that we hilariously waited until aggy's season was over to fire our coach and hire theirs. 

Sometimes those boys need to be reminded whose bitch they are.

Posted
3 hours ago, TejasPedro said:

Dear Coach Beard,

We are The University of Texas our Administration is equally delusional as our fanbase. If you have fixed your anger, drinking and mishandling of interpersonal relationships and you have learned to take and accept responsibility we should talk.

You made mistakes we made mistakes. Do you know of any cemeteries that are around your area where we could meet?

Let’s call it a comeback!

Hook’em

Chris Del Conte


DEAR CIACH BEARD

 

WE WAS JUST PLAYING, COME ON BACK 

P.S we was just trying to see something 


Hook em

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Ohh, we got a segment on College Basketball Live!

 

Thamel saying

- Don’t expect an imminent decision on RT regardless if we get in the tournament or not

- “don’t expect Snyder” to be a candidate this time around

- should note CDC traditionally waits until he has a coach lined up before making a decision and will make a big swing

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Posted
1 minute ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

I personally think RT gets another year or two. Assistants will be let go instead. 

Yeah they'll probably extend him. Wtf.

Is this a bit?

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Posted
1 minute ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

I personally think RT gets another year or two. Assistants will be let go instead. 

yeah that's the problem... assistants 

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Posted
4 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

I personally think RT gets another year or two. Assistants will be let go instead. 

I don't wish that for UT fans, but OMG the fireworks upon that announcement...

Posted (edited)

Y’all are going to be disappointed I’m afraid. I don’t like it either but we lost a lot from last year and had just enough success against top tier teams to support the “we’re close” justification. If we sneak in to the field and win 1-2 games, he isn’t getting fired.

This is Texas basketball. Not football or baseball.

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So it’s gone from he gets another year or 2 to he gets another year or 2 if we win 1-2 games.

Yes, this is Texas basketall, the same Texas basketball that ranks Top 15 in history in all time wins and 9th all time in NCAA tournament bids

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4 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Y’all are going to be disappointed I’m afraid. I don’t like it either but we lost a lot from last year and had just enough success against top tier teams to support the “we’re close” justification. If we sneak in to the field and win 1-2 games, he isn’t getting fired.

This is Texas basketball. Not football or baseball.

The only way R.T stays is if CDC doesn’t find the guy he wants. But with the interest being garnered by the Texas MB program I doubt that would be the case, but it has to be someone CDC wants 

Posted
1 minute ago, Pancho said:

So it’s gone from he gets another year or 2 to he gets another year or 2 if we win 1-2 games.

Yes, this is Texas basketall, the same Texas basketball that ranks Top 15 in history in all time wins and 9th all time in NCAA tournament bids

i hear that but imagine if he had NEW assistants..

 

we might witness him cutting the nets

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Posted
14 minutes ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

I don’t like it either but we lost a lot from last year and had just enough success against top tier teams to support the “we’re close” justification.

"We're close, so lets rebuild the entire team, including the assistants. Everyone except the head coach." 

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Posted (edited)
26 minutes ago, Pancho said:

So it’s gone from he gets another year or 2 to he gets another year or 2 if we win 1-2 games.

Yes, this is Texas basketall, the same Texas basketball that ranks Top 15 in history in all time wins and 9th all time in NCAA tournament bids

But also the same Texas basketball that hasn't won anything beyond getting to three Final Fours, two of which happened in the '40s and the most recent 22 years ago.

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Posted
20 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

But also the same Texas basketball that hasn't won anything beyond getting to three Final Fours, two of which happened in the '40s and the most recent 22 years ago.

Same number of Final Fours as Purdue and more Elite 8s than Purdue.

 

Do you consider Purdue a basketball power?

 

It’s not clear why you’re trying to continuously denigrate Texas basketball.

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Posted
26 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

But also the same Texas basketball that hasn't won anything beyond getting to three Final Fours, two of which happened in the '40s and the most recent 22 years ago.

Yeah, it has shockingly underachieved compared to our other sports programs. 

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8 minutes ago, Pancho said:

Same number of Final Fours as Purdue and more Elite 8s than Purdue.

 

Do you consider Purdue a basketball power?

 

It’s not clear why you’re trying to continuously denigrate Texas basketball.

No.

Do you consider Texas a basketball power? 

Posted
2 hours ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Y’all are going to be disappointed I’m afraid. I don’t like it either but we lost a lot from last year and had just enough success against top tier teams to support the “we’re close” justification. If we sneak in to the field and win 1-2 games, he isn’t getting fired.

This is Texas basketball. Not football or baseball.

Literally every team loses over 50% of their roster year over year but thanks for checking in on basketball midway through March

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My favorite part about that "we're close" thing is that Terry took over a top five caliber roster. Two years later and we're a bubble team. Close to what, winning 12 games next year? Because that's about the trajectory we're on under Terry. 

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On 3/14/2025 at 7:25 PM, ATXbronco said:

Here she is, giving me instructions, just before sexy time

Drury head coach Molly Miller encourages her players during the Lady Panthers' 77-44 win over the University of Missouri St. Louis Tritons during the Overflow the O game at the O'Reilly Family Event Center on Feb. 9, 2019.

Tall, thin, just enough curves and SLIGHTLY terrifying.

Could not possibly be more in my wheelhouse

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