UT's next basketball coach - discussion/debate

[closetohumping 17435]

7 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Reminds me of the time that a girl named Piper single-handedly beat a Div 1 men's college basketball team. Have you seen the video? Google "Piper Perry takes on 5 men".

Ain’t no way one single girl can beat off five dudes

[closetohumping 17435]

10 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Chain, there's an IG in San Marcos, too.  It's decent but perfectly forgettable Italian food.  To be fair, Italian food is nearly impossible to screw up.

I see you’ve never been to macaroni grill

[MoJames 8244]

2 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Ain’t no way one single girl can beat off five dudes

[Underdog 28574]

14 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

Reminds me of the time that a girl named Piper single-handedly beat a Div 1 men's college basketball team. Have you seen the video? Google "Piper Perry takes on 5 men".

Go on...

[Steel Shank 9421]

What are the latest hot takes?

[Michael Knight 12976]

22 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

Hate to be the wet blanket again after calling no on Urban Meyer but I’m hearing Beard isn’t coming here. Hope I’m wrong. 

[Barbacoa 1934]

Anyone

But

Shaka

[maninblack 7974]

42 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Ain’t no way one single girl can beat off five dudes

At the same time?

[MoJames 8244]

3 minutes ago, Barbacoa said:

Anyone

But

Shaka

[CowtownHorn 5126]

9 minutes ago, MoJames said:

[DanTheHorn 4913]

54 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Ain’t no way one single girl can beat off five dudes

You don't say?

[conVINCEd 21469]

56 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Ain’t no way one single girl can beat off five dudes

Depends on how well she utilizes her feet.

Edited March 31, 2021 by conVINCEd

[1978horn 892]

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

Ain’t no way one single girl can beat off five dudes

Just line them up Tip to Tip

[GringoSalado 1651]

1 hour ago, Hornlover said:

Reminds me of the time that a girl named Piper single-handedly beat a Div 1 men's college basketball team. Have you seen the video? Google "Piper Perry takes on 5 men".

[Post Oak 20208]

1 hour ago, ClubWhatever said:

Again. 

I liked that he went and dapped Huggins afterward. 

Hire this man.

[CowtownHorn 5126]

10 minutes ago, GringoSalado said:

[Rockethorn1978 6072]

If beard ended up saying no tomorrow I honestly would laugh and fully expect it after a decade of coaching searches fuck ups.

[Rockethorn1978 6072]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a gif that small. I wonder if the guy that posted it is like a midget and to him it looked normal sized? 

[MoJames 8244]

So I went to my normal source of Tech tears. Granted I knew he was probably still incarcerated for being a Pederast. But I was not disappointed. His last post before going to jail.

 

[TexArcher 37764]

7 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a gif that small.

That's what she said?

[ClubWhatever 12120]

12 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a gif that small.

I gave my ex-wife a 0.25 carat cubic zirconia ring once.

[Laxtonto 12078]

16 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a gif that small. I wonder if the guy that posted it is like a midget and to him it looked normal sized? 

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

17 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a gif that small. I wonder if the guy that posted it is like a midget and to him it looked normal sized? 

Your own avatar is a smaller gif

[jw4381 3070]

2 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

There is no way in hell that I'm googling 'hemorrhoid banding'.

[Funk Doctor Spock 12177]

1 hour ago, closetohumping said:

Ain’t no way one single girl can beat off five dudes

Ever heard of a bukkake?

[Deej 76755]

1 hour ago, 1978horn said:

Just line them up Tip to Tip

 

[RGBIII 22838]

Middle out

 

[Machinator 32099]

 

[Machinator 32099]

 

[Beau Vine 54207]

2 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Ain’t no way one single girl can beat off five dudes

That's a slow Tuesday for South Austin's mom.

[MoJames 8244]

[Rockethorn1978 6072]

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Your own avatar is a smaller gif

Yea that’s a avatar not a posted gif as a message.

[Beau Vine 54207]

7 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

How the turntables have turned!

 

 

[maninblack 7974]

[Pato del Muerto 52485]

If we paid him more than sark, it would either be temporary until sark kicks ass and gets a raise or doesn’t kick ass and doesn’t deserve to make more. 

[Js1 85275]

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

If we paid him more than sark, it would either be temporary until sark kicks ass and gets a raise or doesn’t kick ass and doesn’t deserve to make more. 

Exactly this. 

[CooterBrown 18003]

Whoever we get will be the top choice of CDC. Just like every other coach he’s hired.

[JesusSweatDuck 17781]

2 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Ain’t no way one single girl can beat off five dudes

Middle out compression my dude

[ShowMeALoss 143]

2 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

What are the latest hot takes?

We are reaching out to Barnes and Derka has been retained to lead the negotiations. My sources tell me Barnes wants a 5 year contract extension for every first round loss in the tourney.

[Machinator 32099]

 

[Huckleberry 32848]

We should announce we've reached an agreement at midnight. 

[Guest Lobo]

The only strange thing about this timing is if things go well and an agreement is reached and papered up, this is not the kinda thing you wanna announce on a Good Friday afternoon...is it?  Just from a logistical/get as much good media as possible standpoint.  I guess Monday then?  

[ClubWhatever 12120]

Viva the matadors seems like a taco tech Liucci

[Js1 85275]

3 minutes ago, Lobo said:

The only strange thing about this timing is if things go well and an agreement is reached and papered up, this is not the kinda thing you wanna announce on a Good Friday afternoon...is it?  Just from a logistical/get as much good media as possible standpoint.  I guess Monday then?  

Uh the F4 is Saturday. We would get the media. 

[Hornlover 8829]

3 minutes ago, Lobo said:

The only strange thing about this timing is if things go well and an agreement is reached and papered up, this is not the kinda thing you wanna announce on a Good Friday afternoon...is it?  Just from a logistical/get as much good media as possible standpoint.  I guess Monday then?  

Eh, it's Final Four weekend. Just announce it Friday and get all the media you need on Saturday and Monday.

[Guest Lobo]

Yeah, I guess I'm conflating the announcement with the actual new head coach press conference.  My bad, I didn't articulate that well as per usual.  

I guess let it out there in official press release form if contracts are signed Friday...then bring out the full press conference with new coach, family, Q&A, etc. mid-week of next week.  You don't want to let contract negotiations bleed into an Easter weekend because it gets the lawyer's families salty at them for working the holiday and people take their eye off the details, but it is Final Four weekend so it's just a working holiday for all of college hoops.  Thankfully, our Top 3 candidates are all Jewish, so don't tell 'em it's restricted...okay?  Fine.

I know we'd get the media because we're Texas, but nobody pays attention to athletics news on the Friday evening before Easter.  Nevermind.  The outside counsel that gets all the calls from UT for shit like this indicated they are on standby to pour over negotiations tomorrow and Friday and to be available.  So that's something. 

Edited April 1, 2021 by Lobo

[The Dog 44019]

We get the media because we’re Texas. WTF people...

[Guest]

14 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Viva the matadors seems like a taco tech Liucci

There's a bunch of em... trust me.

[Dbeasy 15042]

3 hours ago, MoJames said:

Fuckin’ prick. 

[shadow_operative 15932]

12 hours ago, Catdaddyhorn said:

UofH plays a shitty style too. 

this entire tourney run to the Final Four they have looked exactly like some of Barnes's uglier (but good) teams. just terrible offense that relies extremely heavily on turning missed shots into second and third chance points, combined with really good defense and rebounding. it's  it aesthetically pleasing at all.