2021 Texas spring football thread

[Machinator 32099]

1 hour ago, Istian said:

This right here is what I like to see - the more this happens, the better. 

Charles is definitely a fan.

 

[DanTheHorn 4919]

2 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

When Blake Gideon introduced himself I heard "I am Blake Gideon and I dropped the interception that broke your heart." instead of what he actually said which I did not catch.

[Revolution512 1487]

Broke your heart? Are you 6?

[TheBryMan81 2508]

1 hour ago, DanTheHorn said:

which I did not catch

He's already rubbing off on you

[stork642 4498]

1 hour ago, Revolution512 said:

Broke your heart? Are you 6?

I’m not proud of it but this was pretty much how I reacted watching that play.  

Edited March 23, 2021 by stork642

[Domedriver 655]

After the Shake Shattering my heart needs to be rebuilt.  Please Shark!  Help me want to bleed Burnt Orange again!  Please!

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Brenden Schooler

[Bevo 13570]

3 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Brenden Schooler

Nice job with the hydration

[jw4381 3070]

9 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

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[futureman 22444]

7 hours ago, Vertigo said:

I don't see how this guy doesn't see the field next year in some capacity. 

are you thinking slot or outside?

[Goodman 3273]

4 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

Choate has a BMF wallet.

[texifornia 56869]

9 minutes ago, Goodman said:

Choate has a BMF wallet.

The man left a successful college head coaching job to come here. Dude trusts PK with his career, and sees this as a perfect stepping stone, and we should all be here for it.

[Burt Macklin 19020]

7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

The man left a successful college head coaching job to come here. Dude trusts PK with his career, and sees this as a perfect stepping stone, and we should all be here for it.

And most importantly, he is not Bob Stoops. 

[ousux 5597]

And most importantly, he is not Bob Stoops. 

Can't be stated enough. If Sark had hired a semi sentient potato instead of Bob Stoops that would be a win, but seems we lucked into a real D1 coach.

[TheBryMan81 2508]

2 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

And most importantly, he is not Bob Stoops. 

Or Mike Stoops.

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

3 part question:

 

1) Do we already have the starting offensive linemen?

2) How do the players bodies look? 
3) Is Troy Omeire already WR1?

[SDG 3319]

27 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

3 part question:

 

1) Do we already have the starting offensive linemen?

2) How do the players bodies look? 
3) Is Troy Omeire already WR1?

Sark said Troy isn’t cleared for contact yet.  

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

16 minutes ago, SDG said:

Sark said Troy isn’t cleared for contact yet.  

Follow up question:
 

Who will be the 9.95ers Troy Omeire of 2021 spring practice?

 

[Burt Macklin 19020]

20 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Follow up question:
 

Who will be the 9.95ers Troy Omeire of 2021 spring practice?

 

Troy Omeire

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[maninblack 7974]

20 hours ago, Machinator said:

Thanks fucking Christ

[Bevo 13570]

15 minutes ago, maninblack said:

Thanks fucking Christ

Fuck, I heard Banks is putting Card on the all hands team. Jesus

[Nivek 16923]

 

We want Eazy!

[ousux 5597]

 

Wait, Shipley daddy is still on staff?

Dooesnt bother me, just surprised.

[Longhorn94 2448]

I cant wait to see what Smith and JWhitt can do in the slot in this offense. Maybe we finally get to see them reach their potential.

 

 

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[Red Five 40847]

Those last two posts back to back are kind of funny.

[4th&Five 41519]

[BurntOrange&White 39930]

5 minutes ago, Longhorn94 said:

I cant wait to see what Smith and JWhitt can do in the slot in this offense. Maybe we finally get to see them reach their potential.

 

 

Well this aged well. 

[Viper 12105]

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

well that was quick

[4th&Five 41519]

 

Edited March 23, 2021 by 4th&Five

[Machinator 32099]

 

[RaysBoomBoomRoom 5742]

unreal haha

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[Nope 3114]

8 minutes ago, Longhorn94 said:

I cant wait to see what Smith and JWhitt can do in the slot in this offense. Maybe we finally get to see them reach their potential.

 

 

Stop fucking talking!

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[TommyGufano 6021]

8 minutes ago, Longhorn94 said:

I cant wait to see what Smith and JWhitt can do in the slot in this offense. Maybe we finally get to see them reach their potential.

 

 

 

5 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

 

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[Barbacoa 1934]

Unreal on Jake Smith. Not sure we can count on any production from him or Whittington which is so fucking lame.

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[TommyGufano 6021]

2 minutes ago, Barbacoa said:

Unreal on Jake Smith. Not sure we can count on any production from him or Whittington which is so fucking lame.

Josh Moore slides inside and Kelvontay goes for 45/800/11 😎

[Nope 3114]

All gas one break 

[satyanash 14478]

16 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Goddamn. What a disaster of a career he's had here. And I'm not holding my breath on Whittington staying uninjured.

[Red Five 40847]

2 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Goddamn. What a disaster of a career he's had here. And I'm not holding my breath on Whittington staying uninjured.

He had six TDs as a freshman, and was injured for a lot of last year. I think "underwhelming" is more accurate than "a disaster". 

Hopefully he uses this down time to lose about 20 lbs.