Google "Florida Man" followed by your birthday. Post the best headline

[Juicy 727]

Florida man says he would rather 'go to jail' than to his wife as he gets caught driving on sunroof

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-man-says-he-would-rather-go-to-jail-than-to-his-wife-as-he-gets-caught-driving-on-sunroof

Edited March 25, 2021 by Juicy

[Longhornfan1024 1707]

Florida man stabs, beats man with stick for not giving him beer.  

 

I can relate.

[SHOOTER12 8810]

LoL Florida man reportedly tells cops he thought playing basketball naked would ‘enhance his skill level’

[Red Five 40862]

Florida man, drunk and naked, allegedly set house on fire in failed cookie baking attempt

[Iguana 229]

Florida man gets $37,500 after officer thought doughnut glaze was meth

[BearMace 2206]

On 3/24/2021 at 9:12 AM, Shoxthemonkey said:

Take your pick

Florida man rides manatee, dares police to arrest him, gets arrested

Florida Man Charged for Stealing Naked Trump Statue

Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill

Same birthday. The sub-headline of the last one: Police say he had been drinking and smoking pot all day. 

 

[markstanco 12577]

LoL Florida man reportedly tells cops he thought playing basketball naked would ‘enhance his skill level’

Bullshit.

Basketball wasn't invented on your birthday yet

[Richard Kimball 1495]

Florida man arrested for marijuana possession after telling cop "That's what she said," after being questioned about bulge in his pants. 

[troph 24836]

I mean I generally object to the idea that you guys refer to it this way... oh fuck it, this is funny. 
 

 

[CycleTex87 2970]

Florida man makes beer run with gator in hand

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19202]

My birthday is a national holiday.  Florida man gets up to some serious shit on that day.

[Longhornstampede 3184]

Florida man arrested for throwing pizza at father after finding out his dad helped birth him