2021 Seattle Mariners

[MC Fresh Breath 4074]

First live one this weekend is what I meant.  I have watched quite a few this year. A bit puzzled by that comment.  For rebuilding the team isn’t doing too bad.  Bullpen has exceeded expectations.  Hope Kyle Lewis gets off the snide soon  and really hope he isn’t still bothered by the injury.

 

Edited April 25, 2021 by MC Fresh Breath

[Biff Tannen 45786]

1 hour ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

First live one this weekend is what I meant.  I have watched quite a few this year. A bit puzzled by that comment.  For rebuilding the team isn’t doing too bad.  Bullpen has exceeded expectations.  Hope Kyle Lewis gets off the snide soon  and really hope he isn’t still bothered by the injury.

 

Yeah, I knew you had.  I've had a few cocktails this Sunday.  Lemee lone.

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

Damn, MC edited me out. Rude. 

[MC Fresh Breath 4074]

4 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Damn, MC edited me out. Rude. 

I realized I was coming across a bit harsh to my man Biff.

 

[MC Fresh Breath 4074]

 

[MC Fresh Breath 4074]

This one starting off not too good

[Biff Tannen 45786]

1 hour ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

This one starting off not too good

At least Kyle Lewis got a homer. 

[Biff Tannen 45786]

[MC Fresh Breath 4074]

This offense sucks

[Biff Tannen 45786]

Hey we've lost 4 in a row.  Feeling more like the Ms I'm used to.  God dammit.

[MC Fresh Breath 4074]

This was always going to be another in the rebuilding years.  Starting to wonder if too many of these dudes were rushed up too quickly.  I guess Covid messing up the minor leagues didn't help either.  Been wondering if things are one more year behind track or not.  Not that Dipoto would admit that.

Edited April 29, 2021 by MC Fresh Breath

[MC Fresh Breath 4074]

apparently there is a game in 3 hours.  geebus

 

[MC Fresh Breath 4074]

 

[Biff Tannen 45786]

[Biff Tannen 45786]

Wow, two hit shut out.  Thank god.

[MC Fresh Breath 4074]

 

[Biff Tannen 45786]

Not starting great.  Fucking Trout.

[Biff Tannen 45786]

Aaaaand see y’all tomorrow. Yikes. 

[miguelito 11347]

Well how bad could it b

Oh fuck. 

[MC Fresh Breath 4074]

Le sigh 

[miguelito 11347]

[Biff Tannen 45786]

59 minutes ago, miguelito said:

Yeah, we really gotta hit better though. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

It is truly impressive you kids are above .500 with this offense. 

.208/.288/.368/.656 

And that was before tonight’s masterpiece. 

[Biff Tannen 45786]

8 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

It is truly impressive you kids are above .500 with this offense. 

.208/.288/.368/.656 

And that was before tonight’s masterpiece. 

Thanks?

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

Anytime. 

[MC Fresh Breath 4074]

I made it to about the 6th inning then fell asleep.

 

[CDAK 216]

Big 8th inning. Will be very nice if Kyle Lewis fully regains his form from last year.

[Biff Tannen 45786]

6 hours ago, CDAK said:

Big 8th inning. Will be very nice if Kyle Lewis fully regains his form from last year.

Seems to have worked out nicely. 

[miguelito 11347]

6 hours ago, CDAK said:

Big 8th inning. Will be very nice if Kyle Lewis fully regains his form from last year.

Call me skeptical, but I doubt he wins ROY again. 

[Biff Tannen 45786]

2 hours ago, miguelito said:

Call me skeptical, but I doubt he wins ROY again. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

No reason for lineup tweets to not just be a still image. 

 

 

[Biff Tannen 45786]

So the home plate ump's name is Tim Timmins.  They said in the movie that him and his brother became multi-millionaires when they invented mini-malls.

[Biff Tannen 45786]

Hey look, we're getting no-hit again.

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

I may have to revisit my post about the offense again. 

[Biff Tannen 45786]

[MC Fresh Breath 4074]

Lol.  "Masterful Means no-hits Mariners."  Uh, yeah, sure.  It takes a master to no-hit the  Mariners.

[Biff Tannen 45786]

18 minutes ago, MC Fresh Breath said:

Lol.  "Masterful Means no-hits Mariners."  Uh, yeah, sure.  It takes a master to no-hit the  Mariners.

Seriously. We have to have the lowest hits by volume or some similar stat. 

[miguelito 11347]

I can't even use the Bob Uecker gif.

[CDAK 216]

My first live no hitter. I guess that's some solace. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

Last time I posted the lineup, you kids got no-hit. Now it’s Arlington time. 

 

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

Where in the goddamn blue fuck was Kyle going on that play? 

[Biff Tannen 45786]

I’m blacked out and also caring way more about the Horns. But fuck you. 

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

Of course my boy Dylan stuck it to me. 

[MC Fresh Breath 4074]

Well, I guess that was a positive for the M's.  I guess.

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

The guy we’re throwing today fucking sucks, & that’s not even a reverse jinx attempt. He’s just not good. 

 

[MC Fresh Breath 4074]

Going to miss it live.  At least the first few innings.

 

[MC Fresh Breath 4074]

obviously early, but this isn't great.

[CDAK 216]

Wow, I'm also more focused on the horns this weekend. I didn't realize our offense was historically bad.

[miguelito 11347]

Edited May 8, 2021 by miguelito

[shadow_operative2.0 16071]

I wasn’t kidding.