UAP Pentagon Report (UFOs, Foo Fighters, Commie Drones)

[atomheartbevo 89500]

On 10/16/2024 at 9:45 AM, Brisketexan said:

I'm not being unreasonable in setting that high burden of proof for what is perhaps the most extraordinary claim in human history OTHER than "God exists."

And the claim of an aggy football championship.

[crash_davis 23090]

Enjoy. The thread identifies more interesting things.

 

Edited October 24 by crash_davis

[Guadaloopy 10937]

Me reading this thread...

 

 

[BabaYaga 15238]

46 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Enjoy. The thread identifies more interesting things.

 

[Sandman 3403]

1 minute ago, BabaYaga said:

"Where has that cigar been, I wonder?"

[Brisketexan 104779]

13 minutes ago, Sandman said:

"Where has that cigar been, I wonder?"

In yet another development, three nearly identical vehicles, in different sizes, were spotted in proximity to a Surly poster's house.....

 

 

[Hook1997 5331]

 

[SpiralOut 1812]

This came up on my YT feed for some reason and man, it really is cool to see how something that absolutely would freak you out if you saw it IRL actually has a scientific explanation behind it.  

 

[nineliveslost 2748]

11 hours ago, SpiralOut said:

This came up on my YT feed for some reason and man, it really is cool to see how something that absolutely would freak you out if you saw it IRL actually has a scientific explanation behind it.  

 

[Texzilla58 4719]

There’s a doc on Netflix that basically states that life likely exists elsewhere but the laws of physics likely preclude their ability to transit space.  Unless these beings are actually androids.

[Texasborn91 919]

https://www.space.com/space-exploration/search-for-life/us-congress-will-hold-another-ufo-hearing-this-week-heres-how-to-watch
 

let’s see how this goes. Wonder if all 4 of these men are liars

[Hermanator 6999]

10 minutes ago, Texasborn91 said:

https://www.space.com/space-exploration/search-for-life/us-congress-will-hold-another-ufo-hearing-this-week-heres-how-to-watch
 

let’s see how this goes. Wonder if all 4 of these men are liars

With the evil retards taking over again there's going to be all sorts of nonsense going on. Spending 10 billion dollars to find big foot and making vaccines illegal until half of America dies of Bubonic Plague, Whooping Cough, and Polio. Just normal evil retard stuff. It will all be nonsense and a giant waste of resources. 

[Prepuce of Doom 21014]

43 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

With the evil retards taking over again there's going to be all sorts of nonsense going on. Spending 10 billion dollars to find big foot and making vaccines illegal until half of America dies of Bubonic Plague, Whooping Cough, and Polio. Just normal evil retard stuff. It will all be nonsense and a giant waste of resources. 

You're not wrong, except for your needless reliance on the r-word. 

[nineliveslost 2748]

59 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

With the evil retards taking over again there's going to be all sorts of nonsense going on. Spending 10 billion dollars to find big foot and making vaccines illegal until half of America dies of Bubonic Plague, Whooping Cough, and Polio. Just normal evil retard stuff. It will all be nonsense and a giant waste of resources. 

I see you had a rough week with the election results. 

[bernorange 8351]

11:30am ET

https://oversight.house.gov/hearing/unidentified-anomalous-phenomena-exposing-the-truth/

[Viper 12035]

Preview of the hearing today 

 

Prediction for tomorrow's UAP Congressional hearing:

 

1. Let's review the 5 grainy videos we've already seen a thousand times.

2. We are not 100% sure these are not alien spaceships or Chinese drones so...

3. In the name of national security we need more research (budget for 2025 enclosed).

4. Insiders claim to have personally back engineered super advanced craft or even seen captured aliens ("biologics").

5. We cannot tell you who they are, where they were, or pictures of what they saw because it's classified.

6. Next year these whistleblowers will come forward to disclose the greatest discovery in the history of humanity...maybe.

7. Our expert witnesses today are available for media interviews, book contracts, documentary films, and especially paid speaking engagements. Inquire within.

 

2025 UAP Congressional hearing agenda: rinse & repeat

[Texasborn91 919]

36 minutes ago, Viper said:

Preview of the hearing today 

 

Prediction for tomorrow's UAP Congressional hearing:

 

1. Let's review the 5 grainy videos we've already seen a thousand times.

2. We are not 100% sure these are not alien spaceships or Chinese drones so...

3. In the name of national security we need more research (budget for 2025 enclosed).

4. Insiders claim to have personally back engineered super advanced craft or even seen captured aliens ("biologics").

5. We cannot tell you who they are, where they were, or pictures of what they saw because it's classified.

6. Next year these whistleblowers will come forward to disclose the greatest discovery in the history of humanity...maybe.

7. Our expert witnesses today are available for media interviews, book contracts, documentary films, and especially paid speaking engagements. Inquire within.

 

2025 UAP Congressional hearing agenda: rinse & repeat

This onion has layers my friend. Also, there’s so many videos out there that I think are unexplainable. Just go looking and you will find pretty compelling ones. The days of grainy video are over

[Captainant 27512]

1 hour ago, Viper said:

Preview of the hearing today 

 

Prediction for tomorrow's UAP Congressional hearing:

 

1. Let's review the 5 grainy videos we've already seen a thousand times.

2. We are not 100% sure these are not alien spaceships or Chinese drones so...

3. In the name of national security we need more research (budget for 2025 enclosed).

4. Insiders claim to have personally back engineered super advanced craft or even seen captured aliens ("biologics").

5. We cannot tell you who they are, where they were, or pictures of what they saw because it's classified.

6. Next year these whistleblowers will come forward to disclose the greatest discovery in the history of humanity...maybe.

7. Our expert witnesses today are available for media interviews, book contracts, documentary films, and especially paid speaking engagements. Inquire within.

 

2025 UAP Congressional hearing agenda: rinse & repeat

 

1 hour ago, Texasborn91 said:

This onion has layers my friend. Also, there’s so many videos out there that I think are unexplainable. Just go looking and you will find pretty compelling ones. The days of grainy video are over

Whenever the USAF is testing new aircraft, there's a massive spike in "UFO" sightings. Which is technically correct as they are unidentified flying objects, but they're not extraterrestrials. 

https://www.businessinsider.com/ufo-sightings-mistakes-real-objects-2018-11

[Texasborn91 919]

18 minutes ago, Captainant said:

 

Whenever the USAF is testing new aircraft, there's a massive spike in "UFO" sightings. Which is technically correct as they are unidentified flying objects, but they're not extraterrestrials. 

https://www.businessinsider.com/ufo-sightings-mistakes-real-objects-2018-11

The aircraft that hovers in place with no sound or visible propulsion?

[Captainant 27512]

2 minutes ago, Texasborn91 said:

The aircraft that hovers in place with no sound or visible propulsion?

(from the linked article)

[Viper 12035]

2 hours ago, Texasborn91 said:

This onion has layers my friend. Also, there’s so many videos out there that I think are unexplainable. Just go looking and you will find pretty compelling ones. The days of grainy video are over

lol, my friend.

[RPM 26267]

On 10/29/2024 at 5:34 AM, Texzilla58 said:

There’s a doc on Netflix that basically states that life likely exists elsewhere but the laws of physics likely preclude their ability to transit space.  Unless these beings are actually androids.

Anyone that's watched 1 episode of Star Trek knows you always scan for life then send a probe.

[Texasborn91 919]

48 minutes ago, Captainant said:

(from the linked article)

Not doubting this has happened. I am doubting it’s a reasonable excuse for the majority of accounts. 

[Viper 12035]

https://www.space.com/space-exploration/search-for-life/us-congress-will-hold-another-ufo-hearing-this-week-heres-how-to-watch

One of the witnesses testifying before Congress today on UAPs is Lue Elizondo

"Elizondo has also claimed firsthand knowledge of U.S. programs that employ individuals with psychic powers to 'remote view' distant locations. Most recently, the former counterintelligence officer held a paid event where a photo was shown that Elizondo claimed was a 'real photo' of a 'mothership' UFO above a U.S. embassy. Within days, the photo was found to be the reflection of a lamp in a window."

 

The "Mothership" 

 

 

[NotActuallyALonghorn 4968]

The government absolutely has had projects researching remote viewing. Its not unacklowledged. Just google Stargate Project. 

[ztejas 43382]

13 hours ago, Viper said:

Preview of the hearing today 

 

Prediction for tomorrow's UAP Congressional hearing:

 

1. Let's review the 5 grainy videos we've already seen a thousand times.

2. We are not 100% sure these are not alien spaceships or Chinese drones so...

3. In the name of national security we need more research (budget for 2025 enclosed).

4. Insiders claim to have personally back engineered super advanced craft or even seen captured aliens ("biologics").

5. We cannot tell you who they are, where they were, or pictures of what they saw because it's classified.

6. Next year these whistleblowers will come forward to disclose the greatest discovery in the history of humanity...maybe.

7. Our expert witnesses today are available for media interviews, book contracts, documentary films, and especially paid speaking engagements. Inquire within.

 

2025 UAP Congressional hearing agenda: rinse & repeat

Michael Shermer is a buffoon. He's like the skeptic version of someone's uncle that talks about the lizard people at Thanksgiving. 

[Texasborn91 919]

Basically same shit as last time. No big bomb dropped. They did submit a 12 page document to congress congress confirming the us govt has a program used for recovering highly advanced tech (crashed saucers). But we already knew that. 

[randomhorn 1671]

And, once again, no proof of anything 

[ztejas 43382]

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Edited Thursday at 12:49 PM by ztejas

[Texasborn91 919]

59 minutes ago, randomhorn said:

And, once again, no proof of anything 

If you are looking for them to bring in poster boards of UAP imagery and a thumb drive with videos in the middle of the congressional hearing that’s not how it’s going to go down. 
 

In a closed setting they are giving names, locals, details to congress. It’s congress job to go and find it. 

[Viper 12035]

Yes one of these years I'm sure. Meanwhile you can trust my remote viewing and psychic powers to know that we'll have the same show in 2025. 

[ConferenceRoom 6132]

Full faith in Congress to get to the bottom of this. I await their phone call with the big news. 

[Texasborn91 919]

20 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:

Full faith in Congress to get to the bottom of this. I await their phone call with the big news. 

Agree. A whistleblower is going to have to go on YouTube or something and show all docs, pics, videos they have for shit to get rolling. The bureaucrats won’t get to it. Someone is going to have to fall on the grenade 

[Pam Cummings 9603]

Lulz at this being some priority. We are such a society of easily duped mopes. I saw aliens, give me money.

[Dbeasy 15007]

On 11/13/2024 at 8:35 AM, Captainant said:

(from the linked article)

What you failed to point out is that these balloons are alien balloons, not man made balloons! Wake up sheeple!

[Texasborn91 919]

2 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

Lulz at this being some priority. We are such a society of easily duped mopes. I saw aliens, give me money.

So they are all lying. It’s lies. Thanks. /thread. 

[Pam Cummings 9603]

6 minutes ago, Texasborn91 said:

So they are all lying. It’s lies. Thanks. /thread. 

No, you fool. I literally saw aliens. Now give me money.

[randomhorn 1671]

6 hours ago, Texasborn91 said:

Basically same shit as last time. No big bomb dropped.

There never will be because there is no big bomb to drop

24 minutes ago, Texasborn91 said:

So they are all lying. It’s lies. Thanks. /thread.

That’s how hoaxes and grifting works 

[randomhorn 1671]

5 hours ago, Texasborn91 said:

If you are looking for them to bring in poster boards of UAP imagery and a thumb drive with videos in the middle of the congressional hearing that’s not how it’s going to go down. 
 

In a closed setting they are giving names, locals, details to congress. It’s congress job to go and find it. 

We can see poster boards and grainy videos already and they don’t mean shit.

If someone had actual proof they would have run not walked over to the New York Times (or your favorite major newspaper), divulged everything, and been an overnight hero.

[Texasborn91 919]

35 minutes ago, randomhorn said:

We can see poster boards and grainy videos already and they don’t mean shit.

If someone had actual proof they would have run not walked over to the New York Times (or your favorite major newspaper), divulged everything, and been an overnight hero.

David Grusch went to the New York Times and was turned away. Someone that actually looked into it and talked to ppl involved. Unless… he’s lying. All of them are lying. Liars!

You are uninformed and at this point the evidence is overwhelming that something freely moves about our air space, ocean, and orbit. One of the dudes in the hearing is literally the one who released the 3 UAP videos to the New York Times. Is he a hero? 

Edited Thursday at 06:41 PM by Texasborn91

[Pam Cummings 9603]

16 minutes ago, Texasborn91 said:

David Grusch went to the New York Times and was turned away. Someone that actually looked into it and talked to ppl involved. Unless… he’s lying. All of them are lying. Liars!

You are uninformed and at this point the evidence is overwhelming that something freely moves about our air space, ocean, and orbit. One of the dudes in the hearing is literally the one who released the 3 UAP videos to the New York Times. Is he a hero? 

Wembanyama dropping 50 in 26 minutes is more proof of an alien than anything those dudes are providing.

[Texasborn91 919]

22 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Wembanyama dropping 50 in 26 minutes is more proof of an alien than anything those dudes are providing.

You are literally too stupid to converse with. You said someone who would release evidence to the New York Times would be an overnight hero. Someone relevant to yesterday did that. Then you immediately about face and look like a dip shit changing the subject. Gtfo. 

[Pam Cummings 9603]

11 minutes ago, Texasborn91 said:

You are literally too stupid to converse with. You said someone who would release evidence to the New York Times would be an overnight hero. Someone relevant to yesterday did that. Then you immediately about face and look like a dip shit changing the subject. Gtfo. 

That's weird i don't remember saying any of that. Maybe it was aliens.

[bluto 4898]

So every damn person in the civilized world has an incredible camera in their pocket at all times these days… and best we got is some reflection of a lamp on a window and some dollar store balloons. 

[Brisketexan 104779]

11 minutes ago, bluto said:

So every damn person in the civilized world has an incredible camera in their pocket at all times these days… and best we got is some reflection of a lamp on a window and some dollar store balloons. 

YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND.  THE BLACK-SITE PEOPLE COVER IT ALL UP!  THEY GO INTO PHONES AND DELETE EVERYTHING!

Seriously.  This is my response to pretty much any and every of these bullshit conspiracy theories, like the one that came out (no CR, it's just that so many of these are political) about there being a huge tent set up registering illegals to vote in some county outside to Fort Worth.  Cool.....if that is the case.....then surely there's plenty of photos and video of the tent and line of dudes in work clothes registering to vote, right?  No?   Then you're fucking lying.

Photo/video quality from hundreds of millions of nine year olds making videos of them playing video games, unboxing toys, etc.:

Photo/video quality of every "encounter with aliens:"

 

Yeah, yeah, I've seen a few higher-quality ones.  But come on.  

And again....where's an actual craft/piece of a craft?  7 billion people on this planet.  And nobody has found a craft and gone public with it?

[Texasborn91 919]

35 minutes ago, bluto said:

So every damn person in the civilized world has an incredible camera in their pocket at all times these days… and best we got is some reflection of a lamp on a window and some dollar store balloons. 

My iPhone wouldn’t be able to catch shit. Androids are badass though 

[bluto 4898]

2 minutes ago, Texasborn91 said:

My iPhone wouldn’t be able to catch shit. Androids are badass though 

Ya I bet you like androids with their green alien mascot. 

[Texasborn91 919]

14 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND.  THE BLACK-SITE PEOPLE COVER IT ALL UP!  THEY GO INTO PHONES AND DELETE EVERYTHING!

Seriously.  This is my response to pretty much any and every of these bullshit conspiracy theories, like the one that came out (no CR, it's just that so many of these are political) about there being a huge tent set up registering illegals to vote in some county outside to Fort Worth.  Cool.....if that is the case.....then surely there's plenty of photos and video of the tent and line of dudes in work clothes registering to vote, right?  No?   Then you're fucking lying.

Photo/video quality from hundreds of millions of nine year olds making videos of them playing video games, unboxing toys, etc.:

Photo/video quality of every "encounter with aliens:"

 

Yeah, yeah, I've seen a few higher-quality ones.  But come on.  

And again....where's an actual craft/piece of a craft?  7 billion people on this planet.  And nobody has found a craft and gone public with it?

If you look there are some really awesome and compelling videos. Just takes 1 being real for you to be wrong. 
 

but in all honesty would a video really do it for you? I feel like skeptics would go with the too good to be true approach even if they watched a legit video

[Brisketexan 104779]

44 minutes ago, Texasborn91 said:

If you look there are some really awesome and compelling videos. Just takes 1 being real for you to be wrong. 
 

but in all honesty would a video really do it for you? I feel like skeptics would go with the too good to be true approach even if they watched a legit video

It would have to be 1) a very high quality video 2) with multiple disparate witnesses verifying that is indeed what they saw 3) that couldn't possibly be explained away as something else.

As they say, "extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof."  Bottom line, really, we need an actual physical craft and/or bodies.  And no, some guys telling us "oh, we totally have those" is not the same.

[ConferenceRoom 6132]

You sound extremely misinformed. 

Or literally too stupid to converse with.