America is in a sex recession

[F250 28985]

2 hours ago, Paco said:

You know like, yeah I'll have a frito pie, a blow job, and one a those blue sno cones

Sounds like a wild night in a Mexican border town. The only thing missing is the guy that charges $5 to shock you and your buddies with a car battery. I actually paid for that in Matamoros during Spring Break '94.

 

 

[Bevo 13659]

9 hours ago, F250 said:

The only thing missing is the guy that charges $5 to shock you and your buddies with a car battery. I actually paid for that in Matamoros during Spring Break '94.

Sounds like a good idea.

[F250 28985]

36 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Sounds like a good idea.

Not at 5 PM in the afternoon when people were laughing at the idea but after midnight there was a line of drunk fools paying for the privilege of being hooked up to a car battery.

 

[Wulaw Horn 19323]

I did my part to get back on track with ending the recession this morning. 
After!3 week dry spell my wife was super impressed with the 30 seconds I brought it for at 6:45 in the morning. 

[F250 28985]

18 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I did my part to get back on track with ending the recession this morning. 
After!3 week dry spell my wife was super impressed with the 30 seconds I brought it for at 6:45 in the morning. 

I had a similar vacation dry spell 11 years ago and it was ended one early morning before the kids woke up. 9 months later our "ooops" baby was born.

 

[Wulaw Horn 19323]

3 minutes ago, F250 said:

I had a similar vacation dry spell 11 years ago and it was ended one early morning before the kids woke up. 9 months later our "ooops" baby was born.

 

If that happens my wife and vasectomy doc are going to be in the same room and one of them is getting an ass kicking. 

[Schulz2.0 29069]

28 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I did my part to get back on track with ending the recession this morning. 
After!3 week dry spell my wife was super impressed with the 30 seconds I brought it for at 6:45 in the morning. 

[Wulaw Horn 19323]

We actually have a deal worked out. I never ask for it in the morning for- she initiates, and if she does I’m supposed to go as quickly as possible. It’s relationship maintenance stuff, not expression of love or physical pleasure. 
I think, even in that context, this morning was not measuring up to me doing my part. 
The people that are going years without like in this story- I don’t know how you stay healthy and functional in the actual act itself. Seems like it would lead to a self fulfilling cycle of longing and then non-fulfilling sexual encounters. 
I strongly suspect that heavy porn usage leads to the same cycle of suck that abstinence does. Can’t get out of practice and expect to perform at championship level. Can’t watch 10’s engaging in every kink imaginable and expect the real act to at all resemble that fantasy space in your mind. 

[troph 24929]

could lead to all of that or just divorce. 

 

 

people ask what is the meaning of life?  well, to be pretty damn blunt about it, it starts with eating and fucking.  that really is the point.  consume, procreate, consume, procreate.  so enjoy the nice dinner, go home and sexy time, and go to sleep knowing you fulfilled god's plan for your life today.  mission accomplished.

* if anyone thinks I'm joking, you probably don't know me well.  I do think the essence of the meaning of life starts there. it may go beyond that but it certainly starts there.  how any one can justify a sexless life is beyond my comprehension.

Edited March 31, 2021 by troph

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

5 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I did my part to get back on track with ending the recession this morning. 
After!3 week dry spell my wife was super impressed with the 30 seconds I brought it for at 6:45 in the morning. 

Ahhhhhhh..... morning wood

[Ridingtosunset 129]

22 hours ago, F250 said:

Sounds like a wild night in a Mexican border town. The only thing missing is the guy that charges $5 to shock you and your buddies with a car battery. I actually paid for that in Matamoros during Spring Break '94.

 

 

Man, have I seen some shit in Matamoros. And Piedras Negras and Acuna. 

Never been a sex recession in those locales. 

Edited April 1, 2021 by Ridingtosunset

[F250 28985]

8 hours ago, troph said:

could lead to all of that or just divorce. 

 

 

people ask what is the meaning of life?  well, to be pretty damn blunt about it, it starts with eating and fucking.  that really is the point.  consume, procreate, consume, procreate.  so enjoy the nice dinner, go home and sexy time, and go to sleep knowing you fulfilled god's plan for your life today.  mission accomplished.

* if anyone thinks I'm joking, you probably don't know me well.  I do think the essence of the meaning of life starts there. it may go beyond that but it certainly starts there.  how any one can justify a sexless life is beyond my comprehension.

Life comes down to Fighting, Fleeing, Feeding and Fucking.

[Ridingtosunset 129]

8 hours ago, troph said:

could lead to all of that or just divorce. 

 

 

people ask what is the meaning of life?  well, to be pretty damn blunt about it, it starts with eating and fucking.  that really is the point.  consume, procreate, consume, procreate.  so enjoy the nice dinner, go home and sexy time, and go to sleep knowing you fulfilled god's plan for your life today.  mission accomplished.

* if anyone thinks I'm joking, you probably don't know me well.  I do think the essence of the meaning of life starts there. it may go beyond that but it certainly starts there.  how any one can justify a sexless life is beyond my comprehension.

Yup. We are a pretty simple species when you peel all the layers away.