If you live in Leander, drive 183 SB, get a flat or 4 in the next few weeks, this is why

[crash_davis 23115]

 

[Hate 20141]

So everyone heading north out of Austin on 183 is...screwed.

 

[EuroHorn 3268]

That’s better than having a shipment of porcupines spilled all over...

[ztejas 43529]

55 minutes ago, Hate said:

So everyone heading north out of Austin on 183 is...screwed.

 

I heard that the guy who caused the accident had a few... screws loose. 

[Updawg 2286]

There’s got to be a good pun for this but I can’t nail it down right now

[wd40 1976]

good thing I keep one of these in my glovebox

[Jiggy-Z 3435]

2 hours ago, crash_davis said:

 

User name checks out.

[Guest Lobo]

"I don't give a fuck, my truck tires are 30 inches.  Those screws are metric."  /AggieInLeander

Edited March 30, 2021 by Lobo

[SquishMitten 10425]

There’s got to be a good pun for this but I can’t nail it down right now

He was driving like a nut, but at least he didn’t bolt from the scene.

[GringoSalado 1651]

great thread

[crash_davis 23115]

Just now, GringoSalado said:

great thread

screw you

[Steel Shank 9430]

I wonder if the screw driver got in trouble over this?

[Armybrat 40887]

About 30 years ago while northbound on Burnet Road just south of the 183 intersection we saw the traffic slow down and scattering around to the right lane. As we got closer I saw a young couple running around in the left lane picking up handfuls of long nails ( at least 3” type). There were three or four open boxes laying out on the pavement, so am guessing they were about the 10lb capacity. Luckily we bailed out of the way without any punctured tires. 

Edited March 30, 2021 by Armybrat

[AUS-97HORN 11819]

20 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

 Luckily we bailed out of the way without any punctured tires. 

[RPM 26342]

This is how quarters get melded to tires.

[Brisketexan 105288]

14 hours ago, wd40 said:

good thing I keep one of these in my glovebox

Dude.....Milles Bornes posts will ABSOLUTELY get rep.

[Steamboat1874 4085]

15 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

I wonder if the screw driver got in trouble over this?

Bravo sir !

[IDIOTsavant 8502]

15 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

I wonder if the screw driver got in trouble over this?

It'll probably depend on the amount of vodka.

[utee94 15857]

5 hours ago, Armybrat said:

About 30 years ago while northbound on Burnet Road just south of the 183 intersection we saw the traffic slow down and scattering around to the right lane. As we got closer I saw a young couple running around in the left lane picking up handfuls of long nails ( at least 3” type). There were three or four open boxes laying out on the pavement, so am guessing they were about the 10lb capacity. Luckily we bailed out of the way without any punctured tires. 

I grew up in the neighborhood in the southwest corner of Burnet and 183, so this hits close to home.