2021 Houston Astros Thread

[Hornsbay22 469]

Fuck you stacked fuck you ralley fuck you dusty

[clapclapclap 9000]

Click, you dumbass

[perfectchaos007 6677]

Fuckin

aggy

[Honeysucklerose 990]

That’s on Dusty. Freaking 6 runs before we record two outs and we blow it.

[henrygandorf 29194]

we've had 3-4 games this season that i thought we "couldn't come back from", and every time - we have.

here's another.  besides the 1st inning tonight, we haven't hit shit since the asb.

[tx 3 putt 77224]

[clapclapclap 9000]

Silver lining:  We actually need this kind of loss before the deadline to make sure we aren't deluded into thinking we are going to win a WS with this mediocre bullpen.

[David Dennison 18939]

Good grief.

[tx 3 putt 77224]

raley had no idea where that ball was going 

[tx 3 putt 77224]

lulz @ tossing raley 

[David Dennison 18939]

Oh good.

Joe Smith.

[clapclapclap 9000]

Umps wanted to remind us that they're also dumbasses in need of replacement.

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Wish they would have cleared the dugouts and curb stomped Raley

[tx 3 putt 77224]

Just now, David Dennison said:

Oh good.

Joe Smith.

 

hold my beer and watch this !

[tx 3 putt 77224]

1 minute ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Wish they would have cleared the dugouts and curb stomped Raley

 

and broken smith's kneecaps

 

[Scraps 13570]

Servais just got our 2nd worst RP tossed to get to our worst.

Checkers yadda yadda chess

[clapclapclap 9000]

Need Joe Smith to fire a pitch at Servais.

[Gourmand 7774]

Should've let Stanek fully earn it instead of bringing in Raley, who should've started the ninth. 

[tx 3 putt 77224]

Just now, Scraps said:

Servais just got our 2nd worst RP tossed to get to our worst.

Checkers yadda yadda chess

 

he got raley tossed to get smith into the game !

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

I lmao hard at jomboy and the yankees crew for that monumental 8th inning collapse yesterday. 
 

this is worse. Much much worse.

 

[Scraps 13570]

Should've let Stanek fully earn it instead of bringing in Raley, who should've started the ninth. 

Disagree. Bringing Raley in got Long out of the game and brought in shitty Murphy....Raley just pussed the fuck out against him

[tx 3 putt 77224]

ninja move !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tx 3 putt 77224]

hes safe

[Scraps 13570]

You can't overturn that.

[tx 3 putt 77224]

smith's best outing ever as an astro 

Edited July 27, 2021 by tx 3 putt

[HtownHorn 14754]

This team has no chance with Dusty and this bullpen.

[Scraps 13570]

I wonder how servais plays the OF D now that he has 3 catchers in the game

[clapclapclap 9000]

Checking Joe for stuff is like TSA patting down grandmas.

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

So happy birthday stanek?

 

 

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Best outing ever for him

[Honeysucklerose 990]

What a kick in the balls to lose this one

[Gourmand 7774]

5 minutes ago, Scraps said:

6 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Should've let Stanek fully earn it instead of bringing in Raley, who should've started the ninth. 

Disagree. Bringing Raley in got Long out of the game and brought in shitty Murphy....Raley just pussed the fuck out against him

Shed Long Jr has a .192 avg and .615 OPS, he's not exacty Randy Arozarena

[Scraps 13570]

I wonder how servais plays the OF D now that he has 3 catchers in the game

Looks like he gave up the DH

[Scraps 13570]

Shed Long Jr has a .192 avg and .615 OPS, he's not exacty Randy Arozarena

Yeah and he was 2/3 already tonight so explain that

[Gourmand 7774]

I fucking knew that game was lost when it was 8-6

[David Dennison 18939]

Just now, Gourmand said:

I fucking knew that game was lost when it was 8-6

Yep. 

[Scraps 13570]

The whole pitching staff from tonight needs to be lined up and kicked in the nuts. They all sucked. Even Joe Smith just because.

[Scraps 13570]

I guess Taylor can get a pass...but whatever kick him in the nuts too

[Gourmand 7774]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

3 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Shed Long Jr has a .192 avg and .615 OPS, he's not exacty Randy Arozarena

Yeah and he was 2/3 already tonight so explain that

He was due to make another out?

[Gourmand 7774]

That slow grounder that Torrens hit to Correa proved ominous. Would've been an inning-ending gidp with a little more exit velo......

Edited July 27, 2021 by Gourmand

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

My concern is Garcia trending in the wrong direction.  Giving up more runs and HRs as the season progresses. Did he hit a wall?

 

 

 

Edited July 27, 2021 by Shaggy3.0

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

What a shitshow of a half inning...it had everything...

 

[Chuckie Finster 22702]

Well this is news you don’t expect to read when you go to bed up 7-0. Fuck.

[Mo Horn 8852]

Are you fucking kidding me? Sucked waking up to this, this morning. 

[TonyTexas 10518]

Tough loss but really?

5 hours ago, Honeysucklerose said:

Wish they would have cleared the dugouts and curb stomped Raley

 

5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

and broken smith's kneecaps

 

 

5 hours ago, Scraps said:

The whole pitching staff from tonight needs to be lined up and kicked in the nuts. They all sucked. Even Joe Smith just because.

 

[Rockethorn1978 6101]

I literally went to bed after it was 7-0 as well and thought damn we are rolling. Wtf.

[Scraps 13570]

Tough loss but really?
 

Yes....quit being a sensitive bitch all the time.

[rvm96 1643]

5 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

we've had 3-4 games this season that i thought we "couldn't come back from", and every time - we have.

here's another.  besides the 1st inning tonight, we haven't hit shit since the asb.

Did you forget about Altuve's 2 Homer game against Cleveland? 

[TonyTexas 10518]

14 minutes ago, Scraps said:

23 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Tough loss but really?
 

Yes....quit being a sensitive bitch all the time.

Lulz  Are you ever not a cranky asshole?

Edited July 27, 2021 by TonyTexas

[Chuckie Finster 22702]

Shoutout to the bullpen for doing this before the trade deadline, at least.