2021 Houston Astros Thread

[WBT 20580]

Y'all keep talking shit about Ted!!

Edited October 11, 2021 by WBT

[hornmpa96 2618]

Kyle Fucking Tucker

[billfromlaketravis 11487]

Ted!

[Fudge Nuggets 19191]

Hell yeah Tucker!!!!

[tx 3 putt 76979]

TED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Smax 3800]

Pour it on

[rvm96 1643]

It's Ted's world and we are just living in it

[tx 3 putt 76979]

moving up Ted was a damn great decision 

[WBT 20580]

Where's your manbun savior now LaRussa?

[Fudge Nuggets 19191]

Place got real quiet.

[Gourmand 7774]

What a badass Kyle Tucker is

[Fudge Nuggets 19191]

Shitty AB by the batting champ, but it don't matter.  Get 'em next time Yuli.

[runthebone 7989]

Fuck walking the leqdoff hitter with a 4 run lead.

[Fudge Nuggets 19191]

0-2 to a walk with a 4 run lead.  Not ideal.

[henrygandorf 29191]

mike fiers getting name-checked (for giving up a 487 foot homer).

[Wulaw Horn 19073]

Glad Tucker isn’t hitting 7th. I’d like to see 2nd. 
Altuve, Tucker, Correa, Yordan, Bregman, Brantley, Gurriel, Myers, Maldonado. That’s probably your most “by the book” lineup.  Basically best hitter 2nd. Best hitter with speed 1st, next best hitter 4th, then 3rd, then in order from 5-9 with alternating L/R if it’s close. I’d be fine with Yordan 2nd and tucker 4th. Yordan might be our best hitter but it’s close. 
Brantley is the all star version of the old school 2nd hitter situational and bat handler guy. 
but really it’s all pretty random. Order doesn’t matter near as much as who is in the actual lineup. 

[runthebone 7989]

Fucking strike 3, shithead

[Fudge Nuggets 19191]

That's a fucking strike, asshole.

[Macklemore 2872]

Fuck Hallion’s strike zone. That was a strike.

[HoustonFrog 368]

I don’t even think it was touching the lines

[runthebone 7989]

Hallion should  be replaced with an iPad between pitches.

[tx ind 7013]

Damnit

[Pablo 494]

clearly a fucking strike, cmon

[Macklemore 2872]

Fuck 

[YChang 3446]

Doh

[runthebone 7989]

Thanks, ump, you fucking piece of shit cunt

 

[Pablo 494]

such bullshit

[billfromlaketravis 11487]

Those gals behind the left batter’s box are pros, right? 

[TexArcher 37810]

Christ.  We're gonna be here until midnight, aren't we?

[Fudge Nuggets 19191]

God fucking damnit.  Fuck you Hallion.

[ChickenSandwich 9837]

That was strike fucking three you showboating sack of shit ump

[Pablo 494]

Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

Those gals behind the left batter’s box are pros, right? 

been thinking that brunette is for sure

[HoustonFrog 368]

Hard to imagine there’s anyone out there other than the umps who still think it shouldn’t be a computer

[Wulaw Horn 19073]

Fucking clown show gifting them 2 runs. Why anyone can argue against robot umps is fucking so far beyond me. 

[henrygandorf 29191]

2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Those gals behind the left batter’s box are pros, right? 

rules?

[Wulaw Horn 19073]

So help me if we torch this game after the happenings yesterday I’m going to kill a homeless person. 

[Johnny Sack 8397]

These fucking umps are fucking us hard.  

[runthebone 7989]

Fuck killing some innocent homeless person.  Just throw Tom Hallion into a well, make sure he hydrates his skin, and make a suit out of him.

[tx 3 putt 76979]

Pull him 

[runthebone 7989]

Also, lest we forget, fuck you for walking the leadoff hitter, Garcia.

[cabowabo 4487]

Amazing how one blown strike call by the umo affect a game.

[Wulaw Horn 19073]

Just now, Johnny Sack said:

These fucking umps are fucking us hard.  

All year long. Someone had a graphic from the people that compile this shit and the Astros were far and away nobody even close to getting fucked the hardest by the umps. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19191]

Throw fucking strikes.

[cabowabo 4487]

Good call Dusty the Clown.

[Wulaw Horn 19073]

Just now, cabowabo said:

Amazing how one blown strike call by the umo affect a game.

It’s a hidden thing that doesn’t show up in the box score. Like not calling holding. 

[runthebone 7989]

Garcia is replacing Garcia and will face Garcia.

[Mo Horn 8848]

If MLB had any balls they'd pull Hallion for incompetence during this pitching change. That was criminal. 

[David Dennison 18860]

Dusty Baker: Genius

[cabowabo 4487]

Nice job ump.

[Macklemore 2872]

God damn it