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henrygandorf
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there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

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The boy and I were at the last ALCS clincher - we were walking on air for days after Altuve’s walkoff. Today, the boy is 5,000 miles and 7 hours away, with no way to watch. So we did a video chat, w

Helobious
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Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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3 hours ago, Gourmand said:

That's it. That's the tweet.

 

3 hours ago, wood said:

Yeah I have no idea what this means.

OK, finally got to see the highlights, so yeah. That would be a good one. The way POS LaRussa went on about it, you'd think there had been multiple Sox hit, and Abreu had been hit 2 or 3 times. I doubt Dusty cried like a little bitch when Jose got hit.

LaRussa's just acting out because his boys just got the big pimp backhand smackdown.

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Ryan Tepera gets to sit and home for the next 5 months and wonder if he single-handedly lost this series for his team. He’ll convince himself that we were going to win no matter what, but deep down he’ll always play what-if. His teammates will tell him it’s no big deal but in the back of his mind he’ll always be concerned about what they are saying behind his back.

Lol.

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5 hours ago, htown85 said:

Best place to watch the Stros in NYC this weekend? Preferably West Village/SOHO/East Village areas.

Basically any sports bar in that area.  The old Astros bar closed in 2019 I believe.  It was on Ave B...Avenida Cantina.  C'est la Vie.  

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2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Some sales people are true fans.  My connect is as die hard as they come; dude gets rowdy and comes decked out in his Astros gear head to toe.

Lol I'm one of those die hard sales people but will only invite die hard customers with me for playoffs.  We had some knobs in front us at the ALDS.

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Fuck John Wayne Gacy

Fuck Styx

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Fuck Russell Zilsky

Fuck Midway 

Fuck O'Hara

Fuck the Cubs

Fuck Jerry Krause

Fuck Phil Jackson 

Fuck Dwyane Wade

What did poor John Wayne Gacy do to get lumped in with the rest of that list? 

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Ryan Tepera gets to sit and home for the next 5 months and wonder if he single-handedly lost this series for his team. He’ll convince himself that we were going to win no matter what, but deep down he’ll always play what-if. His teammates will tell him it’s no big deal but in the back of his mind he’ll always be concerned about what they are saying behind his back.

Lol.

They knew they were going to lose once the Astros got it going. But still, what a dumbass thing to do. I’d be pissed if I were a teammate. Maybe do it if you tie up the series
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10 hours ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Ryan Tepera gets to sit and home for the next 5 months and wonder if he single-handedly lost this series for his team. He’ll convince himself that we were going to win no matter what, but deep down he’ll always play what-if. His teammates will tell him it’s no big deal but in the back of his mind he’ll always be concerned about what they are saying behind his back.

Lol.

Sucks to suck

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