2021 Houston Astros Thread

[Guadaloopy 10923]

How can a tie game feel like such a gut punch?

[TexArcher 37513]

Two guys in a row were completely lost on the slider, so you throw him a fastball in a pitcher's count.

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Who is surprised??? Who? With 11 left on??? Horns lost today. What the heck were you expecting??

[Tommy Nobis 905]

How can a tie game feel like such a gut punch?

Because we don’t have any offense to counter

[Wulaw Horn 18980]

To go back to the discussion we had last night that’s why I was in favor of IBB to Swanson with 2 outs and the guy on 2nd. He’s not a great hitter or even particularly good,  but he can run into one occasionally. 
I’ve seen this movie too many times. You can’t squander that many opportunities and expect To win the game. 
sucks.  Wasting Greinke masterpieces in the World Series must be our thing. 

[Gourmand 7774]

the free lobster dinner is gonna hurt

[elfenix 34171]

motherfuck

[Smax 3800]

well fuck

[runthebone 7932]

Alvarez got Meyered also.

[tx 3 putt 76379]

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

x2

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19093]

Fucking fuck.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4750]

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

How can a tie game feel like such a gut punch?

Because Houston has left a ton of runners on … which always come back to bite you in end. 

[David Dennison 18656]

We suck at the World Series.

[Lat22 3994]

FML 🤦‍♀️ 

[cabowabo 4453]

Gonna lose another World Series to an inferior opponent.  

[runthebone 7932]

Well, fuck.  We will always have 2017.

[Guest]

17 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Ya know, I wouldn't be mad if the best offense in baseball showed up for a couple of innings.

Remember when the Astros weren't wilting lillies at the plate?

[Stringer 1437]

They have multiple guys who are hot. We have Brantley hitting singles. That’s the only guy.

[Wulaw Horn 18980]

Welp. Tomorrow is another day. Strap in Framber. And maybe get a clutch hit from someone somewhere. 

[CycleTex87 2954]

Dadgum

[runthebone 7932]

Just now, cabowabo said:

Gonna lose another World Series to an inferior opponent.  

Uh, no.  They are better if they beat you.

[TexArcher 37513]

Fucking batting practice.

God dammit.

And now let's find out that Yordan broke a fucking rib or some shit...

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19093]

Gonna lose another World Series to an inferior opponent.  

This.

[Brisketexan 104612]

Well, time to hit the showers and do something else.

[utxmike05 1825]

Mfer

[Guadaloopy 10923]

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Two guys in a row were completely lost on the slider, so you throw him a fastball in a pitcher's count.

He wanted announce his presence with authority.  

[Gourmand 7774]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Fucking batting practice.

God dammit.

And now let's find out that Yordan broke a fucking rib or some shit...

that's like some jake meyers shit

[WBT 20422]

Well, shit I didn't see this coming.  Javier had been our best pitcher in the playoffs, full stop.  Going to have to score some more runs.

[rvm96 1643]

1 minute ago, Stringer said:

They have multiple guys who are hot. We have Brantley hitting singles. That’s the only guy.

Altuve has a single and home run this game

[runthebone 7932]

Jackson sucks, but we better keep it to 1.  No way we can score more than 2.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19093]

Well, time to hit the showers and do something else.

I hope they surprise us. But I don't see that fight in this team.

[Mo Horn 8807]

After we lost last night, I told Mrs. MO that this felt like the start of another weekend like the first one in October when everything went to shit. Fuck I hate when I'm right. 

[oh_snap 694]

The Longhorns prepared me for this. FML

[Honeysucklerose 957]

The Longhorns prepared me for this. FML

Exactly

[936horn 910]

Man fuck sports

[WBT 20422]

2 minutes ago, Stringer said:

They have multiple guys who are hot. We have Brantley hitting singles. That’s the only guy.

They do?  They've scored 7 runs the last 25 innings.

[David Dennison 18656]

3 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Gonna lose another World Series to an inferior opponent.  

They are playing better baseball than we are and have been for two months.

[cabowabo 4453]

1 minute ago, oh_snap said:

The Longhorns prepared me for this. FML

Fuck the Longhorns. 

[David Dennison 18656]

2 minutes ago, oh_snap said:

The Longhorns prepared me for this. FML

City prepared me this morning.

[Gourmand 7774]

Just now, WBT said:

They do?  They've scored 7 runs the last 25 innings.

yeah it's not like they've been crushing our pitching. the story is our offense hasn't hit.

[Mo Horn 8807]

Pressly in the 7th really bodes well for the 8th. Not going to have to worry about the 9th

[Guest]

6 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Gonna lose another World Series to an inferior opponent.  

Inferior?

Their hitters are hitting.

It'd be nice for ours to make an appearance beyond man-in-the-barrel at the plate.

[TexArcher 37513]

We're only down 1 run, people.  Let's not write our own obituary just yet.

[Gourmand 7774]

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

They are playing better baseball than we are and have been for two months.

not true.

[TexArcher 37513]

2 minutes ago, slorch said:

Their hitters are hitting.

Their last 3 games are 2, 2, and 3 in the run column.  Not exactly Murderer's Row.

We just need one crooked number and we've got two cracks at it.  Come on, now.

[David Dennison 18656]

2 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

not true.

It is true.

[Mo Horn 8807]

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

We're only down 1 run, people.  Let's not write our own obituary just yet.

I remember when all innocence, hope, and optimism hadn't been ripped from my soul. Keep it as long as you can. 

[beer 3217]

MasterCard makes 5 mil every 17.3 seconds. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

Jesus guys, how about keeping the fucking ball in the god damn ballpark for a change.

[Gourmand 7774]

Just now, David Dennison said:

It is true.

They are outplaying us this series. That is true, not the rest.

But that is all that matters.