2021 Houston Astros Thread

[rvm96 1,643]

[Rockethorn1978 6,094]

Marwinnnnnnnnn

[FORTY NINE TO ZERO 2,652]

This is fun 

[Guadaloopy 10,977]

Told y’all.  

[Guest]

I owe Marwin an apology.

But he still is aggravating AF.( last night)

 

Edited November 1, 2021 by slorch

[clapclapclap 9,000]

Aggy Rollercoaster in the running for MVP

Edited November 1, 2021 by clapclapclap

[WBT 20,626]

70.8mph/26deg/235' and .890 xBA

I talked about it the other night, but that one was definitely the old man in slow pitch softball who dumps it between the IF and outfielder

[LTtxfan 49,285]

1 minute ago, Lat22 said:

Finally got to that aggy. 

Yeah it was inevitable...  😋

[WBT 20,626]

And they didn't even boo or chant cheater at him!  Lulz, he probably benefited the most.

[David Dennison 18,930]

That was a mistake letting him hit from the right side.

[utxmike05 1,828]

Lol the multi tool Marwin is back!

[UTexasFight 9,507]

19 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Uh….we gonna need some runs bro. 

This was implied…

 

Edited November 1, 2021 by UTexasFight

[WBT 20,626]

Please throw him a first pitch belt high fastball

[crimsonlonghorn 2,306]

Fuck you and your grand slam. We're winning now. 

[TexArcher 37,985]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

And they didn't even boo or chant cheater at him!  Lulz, he probably benefited the most.

Well, they're booing every ball that's 4 inches off the plate.  They seem about as knowledgeable at Kansas State basketball fans.

[Wulaw Horn 19,125]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

And they didn't even boo or chant cheater at him!  Lulz, he probably benefited the most.

There is absolutely no doubt in my mind he was #1 and Jake from rake farm was #2. 

[patrickdrinksbeer 792]

Should be Diaz here. I get waiting for a later inning but- bless you bless you bless you Marwin!
 

i figure they went to marwin because this is probably the only spot they can guarantee he will get to swing right handed

[Horn80 6,131]

Cmon Tuve

[cabowabo 4,491]

3 run bomb coming up. 

[WBT 20,626]

Just now, patrickdrinksbeer said:

 

i figure they went to marwin because this is probably the only spot they can guarantee he will get to swing right handed

 

yeah but he's better left handed

[beer 3,220]

English:. X$

Texan: X$+"y'all"

4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

MARWIN MOTHERFUCKING GONZALEZ, Y'ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Wulaw Horn 19,125]

Just now, TexArcher said:

Well, they're booing every ball that's 4 inches off the plate.  They seem about as knowledgeable at Kansas State basketball fans.

Those guys bring the lulz. 

[Guadaloopy 10,977]

13 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Sparky trying to get some mojo going by mentioning that the Astros don’t have a multi-run hit this series. 

All hail Sparky.  

[patrickdrinksbeer 792]

yeah but he's better left handed

he certainly is not

[HtownHorn 14,734]

Damnit Altuve. You get a meat pitch and you watch it.

[Rimbo 25,986]

[cabowabo 4,491]

Damn ugly AB there. 

[TexArcher 37,985]

Jesus Christ, Jose.

[tx 3 putt 77,123]

Damn 

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Damnit Altuve. You get a meat pitch and you watch it.

Then swings at trash.

[HtownHorn 14,734]

Not even close to the strike zone. Just awful ABs from Altuve.

[David Dennison 18,930]

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

yeah but he's better left handed

Uh, no he isn't.

[Rockethorn1978 6,094]

Damn altuve that was a ball and not close. 

[Lat22 4,015]

4 minutes ago, WBT said:

yeah but he's better left handed

You got that exactly backwards. 

[cabowabo 4,491]

Freeman is a good looking dude. 

[Rip76 4,946]

All my fingernails are in the backyard.

 

LFG!

[JimmyJames 12,271]

Atlanta fans seem kinda stupid.

[WBT 20,626]

1 minute ago, Lat22 said:

You got that exactly backwards. 

 

4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Uh, no he isn't.

 

6 minutes ago, patrickdrinksbeer said:

he certainly is not

.714 vs .723 OPS for his career.  I was thinking of the glory days.  In 2017 he was .946 from the left and .795 from the right.

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

jose trying to play hero ball and screws the inning.  I think 12 runs required to win this game.  We'll see the smoke relievers now for ATL soon right? 

Thought a PH for Valdez earlier would have been the better decision. 

Also, run on this catcher EVERY SINGLE TIME.  He's trash. 

[Guest]

7 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Damnit Altuve. You get a meat pitch and you watch it.

This.

"he won't get another one like that meatball..."\

He didn't.

[TexArcher 37,985]

Shit.

Come on, Maton, gotta get Rosario and strand that runner.  Do it.

[beer 3,220]

Derek Jeter....who needs Siri. 

[Guadaloopy 10,977]

Maton can be the man against lefties.  Make it happen, son. 

[clapclapclap 9,000]

1 minute ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

Also, run on this catcher EVERY SINGLE TIME.  He's trash. 

Yep, stealing 2nd will get you 3rd, Braves are a BOGO coupon.

[beer 3,220]

Threw that to S. Carolina

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1,549]

so if this goes Extra, do the Stros have enough arms? 

[cabowabo 4,491]

Good job Phillip. 

[Lat22 4,015]

Sit down girly man. 

[Guest]

nice soft landing to end the top half.

 

LFG!!!

[Guadaloopy 10,977]

10 minutes ago, Rimbo said: