2021 Houston Astros Thread

[perfectchaos007 6677]

Goddamit Presley

[runthebone 8026]

5 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

who would you trust to get those three outs? not arguing, just asking.

Mitch Williams

[tx 3 putt 77258]

Fucking walk him !!!!!!

[tx 3 putt 77258]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck 

[Gourmand 7774]

yuli makes that play

[Dennis Taylor 18849]

Mother fuck

[elfenix 34331]

God fucking damnit

[Gourmand 7774]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[Guadaloopy 10996]

Karabast

[Dennis Taylor 18849]

Just now, Gourmand said:

yuli makes that play

Blindfolded

[HtownHorn 14756]

You just have to laugh at how bad Dusty Baker and James Click are right now.

[HtownHorn 14756]

1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

yuli makes that play

So does Diaz.

[Chuckie Finster 22705]

Fold the franchise.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4781]

1 minute ago, Gourmand said:

yuli makes that play

A high schooler makes that play …

[Gourmand 7774]

Just now, HtownHorn said:

So does Diaz.

verdad

[Wishbone 4763]

Fucker may have just dropped the game on a catchable foul ball. Dammit!

[Gourmand 7774]

walk it off Altuve

[HtownHorn 14756]

The worst part is that Jones doesn't even get charged with an error, so all 3 of those runs are earned against Pressly.

[Gourmand 7774]

I'm fucking sick and tired of giving up tying/walkoff HRs to opponents best hitters. How many "can you believe this??!?!" scripts are we gonna have to watch?

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

I mean, I can’t even....

[clapclapclap 9000]

We're going to have 3 embarrassing losses in the last 4 games at home, because of a terrible bullpen that everyone knew all offseason would be a huge liability.

Even if he lets Correa walk away, we should at least be making one more run at the WS.  Instead it looks like Crane has already bailed.  Gotdammit, don't turn into another McMullen.

Edited May 30, 2021 by clapclapclap

[HtownHorn 14756]

Does Kalas realize that the Dodgers and Padres are in fact two separate teams?

[Honeysucklerose 990]

This team pisses me off

[Shaggy3.0 1695]

How brain dead can you be—-pitching to their best player with first base open and a tired reliever?

Edited May 30, 2021 by Shaggy3.0

[Dennis Taylor 18849]

12 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

The worst part is that Jones doesn't even get charged with an error, so all 3 of those runs are earned against Pressly.

Hopefully that gets changed later 

[HtownHorn 14756]

Bregman is laughing at the stupidity of this game.

[Gourmand 7774]

this game is over 

[Dennis Taylor 18849]

5 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

How brain dead can you be—-pitching to their best player with first place open.  

You're taking about a man in his 70s that wears gloves for no reason and wristbands with pictures of himself from the 70s on them

[Guadaloopy 10996]

I’d rather completely suck again than be strung along before the collapse.  

[elfenix 34331]

Wtf was that

[cabowabo 4492]

What the fuck was that?

[Guadaloopy 10996]

That was tailor made to throw the guy out at home.  

[Lat22 4015]

You don’t play in to get the double play. You play in to cut the guy down at home.

[HtownHorn 14756]

I understand you, Altuve. You have to get outs with this pitching staff. Even if he gets Hosmer at home, there is no guarantee with 1 out and 2 on this pitching staff is keeping the Padres from scoring multiple runs.

If you can't score with a man on 2nd with no outs, to tie the game, you don't deserve to win.

The play was at home, but it has to be a mental beating on this team to have a bullpen this bad.

Edited May 30, 2021 by HtownHorn

[Guadaloopy 10996]

Just trying to avoid the same type of collapse as last night.  Risk aversion baseball.  

[Guadaloopy 10996]

Earn the payday, Correa.  

[elfenix 34331]

Tie game!

[WBT 20648]

Showrrea!!

[Gourmand 7774]

CLUTCH CARLOS

[WBT 20648]

Jones, Straw, and Stubbs due up.  Someone needs to step up.

[TexArcher 37997]

FINISH THEM

[Gourmand 7774]

cmon Taylor, make amends

[Gourmand 7774]

fuck you Taylor Jones!

[Lat22 4015]

That’s why you bunt. Goddammit Dusty.

[HtownHorn 14756]

41 plate appearances and 5 double plays. Of course, he was going to GIDP. Just ridiculous to let him swing the bat.

[Wulaw Horn 19144]

jones can suck my dick. I’m done with that. I’d rather pull Tyler white away from the all you can eat buffet than see him walk between the lines again. 

Edited May 30, 2021 by Wulaw Horn

[Gourmand 7774]

wtf blue?!?!? that was a ball

[Guadaloopy 10996]

Dis some bull sheet

[Gourmand 7774]

gonna be a repeat 11th inning Krakatoa

[Gourmand 7774]

3 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

jones can suck my dick. I’m done with that. I’d rather pull Tyler white away from the all you can eat buffet than see him walk between the lines again. 

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