2021 Houston Astros Thread

[Scraps 13570]

I'm here for the Correa cycle

[Guest]

I like Devers...but fuck the Red Sox.

 

Way to hang tough, Valdez!!!

[Scraps 13570]

Bengie Molina must weigh 5 bills now

[Scraps 13570]

Yordan needs another

[Scraps 13570]

Tucker just killed a lady.

Nice net Boston

[Gourmand 7774]

Bregman is doin work

[Guadaloopy 10992]

Here for the cycle…

[Hornsbay22 469]

Its apparent the person who benefited from the trash can the most was Marwin.  That guy sucks now.

[Scraps 13570]

Framber's wallet

[Guadaloopy 10992]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Framber is a bad motherfucker

[HtownHorn 14755]

Warm up the next pitcher.

Shit Stanek. I take it back.

Edited June 9, 2021 by HtownHorn

[elfenix 34331]

Ugh

[cabowabo 4492]

I’ll ask again, why the fuck is this guy on our roster?

[Gourmand 7774]

Dad's gonna have to come outside and put a public spanking on the kid

[Guadaloopy 10992]

Leave the cannoli. 

[DaysOff 7963]

Why continue this experiment

[HtownHorn 14755]

Effective pitch Enoli.

[Guadaloopy 10992]

Well how about that. 

[Gourmand 7774]

4 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

I’ll ask again, why the fuck is this guy on our roster?

you dumbfuck

[elfenix 34331]

Better

[Scraps 13570]

Worst possible spot for tucker to hit that lol

[UTexasFight 9517]

Fenway is the only park that’s Correa’s ball gets out of.

Fenway is probably the only park that Tucker’s ball right there isn’t out of

 

Baseball

Edited June 9, 2021 by UTexasFight

[Guadaloopy 10992]

Marwin’s still a bit of a bitch. 

[billfromlaketravis 11520]

I like this team. The Astros have big boys that can really pitch. 

[Scraps 13570]

Correa please beat Straws ass

[Scraps 13570]

Fenway is the only park that’s Correa’s ball gets out of.
Fenway is probably the only park that Tucker’s ball right there isn’t out of
 
Baseball

Said it wouldve been out in 18....not a homer in mmp either

[Guadaloopy 10992]

[elfenix 34331]

astros win!

[tx 3 putt 77245]

Solid W

[sbcttu 5]

Correa please beat Straws ass

Glad I’m not the only one who noticed that. Was a lazy ass throw.


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[runthebone 8024]

Hot damn

[Mez2 4025]

Tuned in late, but better than never

#HTownPride 

[WBT 20645]

3 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

THIS close to Greinke, LMJ, Framber, Urquidy, and Garcia.  That’s pretty salty.  

Hope so.  I'm not sure they're going to take Odorizzi out of the rotation.

[tx 3 putt 77245]

3 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

THIS close to Greinke, LMJ, Framber, Urquidy, and Garcia.  That’s pretty salty.  

maybe Verlander in September ?

[Gourmand 7774]

8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

maybe Verlander in September ?

not a chance

[runthebone 8024]

5 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

not a chance

Ok, October it is then!

[Longboard Horn 40398]

 

[tx 3 putt 77245]

This battle station isn’t complete until we get Verlander back 

[HtownHorn 14755]

Make Verlander the closer.

[Wulaw Horn 19142]

Next year we could have a rotation of Framber, Garcia, LMJ, Javier and Ordozzi that would cost us roughly $26 million.  I think that would be a top 5 or 8 rotation. 

There is no excuse not to get a deal done with Verlander or Greinke, and still re-sign Correa for whatever he wants.  That Ordozzi signing kind of sucks.  I'd rather pay JV or Greinke $25 million, not pay the other guy, and use the $35,000,000 savings to pay Carlos (he's already making what- 12- so that would still be a net savings of 10 million- but we could have saved 20 million without an unnecessary Ordozzi). If you don't re-sign either of the 2 big money guys you can still re-sign Carlos and save almost $50,000,000 from this years payroll.  With Smith coming off the books that could buy you 3 or so pretty nice upgrades in the bullpen plus CF, and you'd have a team that likely wins 100 games.

The young guys being so good and so cheap in the rotation really extends our competitve window if we want to spend up to the tax line.  If they don't get Correa and 1 of the big pitchers back I'm going to be so bummed out. It's really unnecessary to end this teams serious world series contending window.  

[tx 3 putt 77245]

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

Make Verlander the closer.

John Smoltz 2.0 

[gurt 749]

Whenever I see Valdez pitching I immediately think, " IIIIII was born a Framblin Mannnnn"

[Wulaw Horn 19142]

Forgot Urquidy. Makes it even more egregious. 

Edited June 9, 2021 by Wulaw Horn

[TonyTexas 10519]

4 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Forgot Urquidy. Makes it even more egregious. 

 

[TonyTexas 10519]

5 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

nm 

Edited June 9, 2021 by TonyTexas

[Scraps 13570]

Whenever I see Valdez pitching I immediately think, " IIIIII was born a Framblin Mannnnn"

I wish i thought of that song....i think of "whoaaa framber is the color of your energy"

[TonyTexas 10519]

Tidbits

 

Edited June 9, 2021 by TonyTexas

[kevwun 15812]

Haha, of course Brantley gets a day off after one game back.  Dusty Baker made a schedule of off days before the season started and it will be followed dammit.

[Texas St. Armadillos 1381]

2 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Haha, of course Brantley gets a day off after one game back.  Dusty Baker made a schedule of off days before the season started and it will be followed dammit.

Right?  Do these guys have a strength and conditioning program?

[Scraps 13570]

this pussy shit has been happening way before Dusty.