2021 Houston Astros Thread

[Scraps 13531]

I'm here for the Correa cycle

[Guest]

I like Devers...but fuck the Red Sox.

 

Way to hang tough, Valdez!!!

[Scraps 13531]

Bengie Molina must weigh 5 bills now

[Scraps 13531]

Yordan needs another

[Scraps 13531]

Tucker just killed a lady.

Nice net Boston

[Gourmand 7774]

Bregman is doin work

[Guadaloopy 10903]

Here for the cycle…

[Hornsbay22 461]

Its apparent the person who benefited from the trash can the most was Marwin.  That guy sucks now.

[Scraps 13531]

Framber's wallet

[Guadaloopy 10903]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Framber is a bad motherfucker

[HtownHorn 14446]

Warm up the next pitcher.

Shit Stanek. I take it back.

Edited June 9, 2021 by HtownHorn

[elfenix 34167]

Ugh

[cabowabo 4449]

I’ll ask again, why the fuck is this guy on our roster?

[Gourmand 7774]

Dad's gonna have to come outside and put a public spanking on the kid

[Guadaloopy 10903]

Leave the cannoli. 

[DaysOff 7821]

Why continue this experiment

[HtownHorn 14446]

Effective pitch Enoli.

[Guadaloopy 10903]

Well how about that. 

[Gourmand 7774]

4 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

I’ll ask again, why the fuck is this guy on our roster?

you dumbfuck

[elfenix 34167]

Better

[Scraps 13531]

Worst possible spot for tucker to hit that lol

[UTexasFight 9369]

Fenway is the only park that’s Correa’s ball gets out of.

Fenway is probably the only park that Tucker’s ball right there isn’t out of

 

Baseball

Edited June 9, 2021 by UTexasFight

[Guadaloopy 10903]

Marwin’s still a bit of a bitch. 

[billfromlaketravis 11352]

I like this team. The Astros have big boys that can really pitch. 

[Scraps 13531]

Correa please beat Straws ass

[Scraps 13531]

Fenway is the only park that’s Correa’s ball gets out of.
Fenway is probably the only park that Tucker’s ball right there isn’t out of
 
Baseball

Said it wouldve been out in 18....not a homer in mmp either

[Guadaloopy 10903]

[elfenix 34167]

astros win!

[tx 3 putt 76158]

Solid W

[sbcttu 5]

Correa please beat Straws ass

Glad I’m not the only one who noticed that. Was a lazy ass throw.


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[runthebone 7929]

Hot damn

[Mez2 4020]

Tuned in late, but better than never

#HTownPride 

[WBT 20397]

3 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

THIS close to Greinke, LMJ, Framber, Urquidy, and Garcia.  That’s pretty salty.  

Hope so.  I'm not sure they're going to take Odorizzi out of the rotation.

[tx 3 putt 76158]

3 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

THIS close to Greinke, LMJ, Framber, Urquidy, and Garcia.  That’s pretty salty.  

maybe Verlander in September ?

[Gourmand 7774]

8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

maybe Verlander in September ?

not a chance

[runthebone 7929]

5 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

not a chance

Ok, October it is then!

[Longboard Horn 40069]

 

[tx 3 putt 76158]

This battle station isn’t complete until we get Verlander back 

[HtownHorn 14446]

Make Verlander the closer.

[Wulaw Horn 18963]

Next year we could have a rotation of Framber, Garcia, LMJ, Javier and Ordozzi that would cost us roughly $26 million.  I think that would be a top 5 or 8 rotation. 

There is no excuse not to get a deal done with Verlander or Greinke, and still re-sign Correa for whatever he wants.  That Ordozzi signing kind of sucks.  I'd rather pay JV or Greinke $25 million, not pay the other guy, and use the $35,000,000 savings to pay Carlos (he's already making what- 12- so that would still be a net savings of 10 million- but we could have saved 20 million without an unnecessary Ordozzi). If you don't re-sign either of the 2 big money guys you can still re-sign Carlos and save almost $50,000,000 from this years payroll.  With Smith coming off the books that could buy you 3 or so pretty nice upgrades in the bullpen plus CF, and you'd have a team that likely wins 100 games.

The young guys being so good and so cheap in the rotation really extends our competitve window if we want to spend up to the tax line.  If they don't get Correa and 1 of the big pitchers back I'm going to be so bummed out. It's really unnecessary to end this teams serious world series contending window.  

[tx 3 putt 76158]

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

Make Verlander the closer.

John Smoltz 2.0 

[gurt 736]

Whenever I see Valdez pitching I immediately think, " IIIIII was born a Framblin Mannnnn"

[Wulaw Horn 18963]

Forgot Urquidy. Makes it even more egregious. 

Edited June 9, 2021 by Wulaw Horn

[TonyTexas 10478]

4 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Forgot Urquidy. Makes it even more egregious. 

 

[TonyTexas 10478]

5 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

nm 

Edited June 9, 2021 by TonyTexas

[Scraps 13531]

Whenever I see Valdez pitching I immediately think, " IIIIII was born a Framblin Mannnnn"

I wish i thought of that song....i think of "whoaaa framber is the color of your energy"

[TonyTexas 10478]

Tidbits

 

Edited June 9, 2021 by TonyTexas

[kevwun 15595]

Haha, of course Brantley gets a day off after one game back.  Dusty Baker made a schedule of off days before the season started and it will be followed dammit.

[Texas St. Armadillos 1376]

2 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Haha, of course Brantley gets a day off after one game back.  Dusty Baker made a schedule of off days before the season started and it will be followed dammit.

Right?  Do these guys have a strength and conditioning program?

[Scraps 13531]

this pussy shit has been happening way before Dusty.