2021 Houston Astros Thread

[WBT 20649]

Machete!  And I was about to bitch about him not getting the bunt down.

[Mez2 4025]

Machete!

[runthebone 8027]

We should score 5 or 6 to be safe.

[UTexasFight 9519]

Thank you for doing what you’re supposed to to shoemaker

time to play add on against the chump

[clapclapclap 9000]

Haven't looked at the stats, but Yuli's an All Star this year, yes?

[WBT 20649]

Productive out

[Gourmand 7774]

Damn I was sure that Altuve drove the gap on that one for a double but at least it was productive

[Gourmand 7774]

Tio Pro!

[elfenix 34331]

Machete!

Edit: I think I'm behind y'all

[WBT 20649]

Uncle Mike!

[tx 3 putt 77270]

Professional Hitter !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[runthebone 8027]

Shoemaker's ERA is 7.44.  We should trade for him and make him our setup guy.

[Mez2 4025]

1 minute ago, WBT said:

Productive out

Productive outs Give me a raging Yardon 

[UTexasFight 9519]

2 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Haven't looked at the stats, but Yuli's an All Star this year, yes?

Possibly

 

 

 

[UTPhil2006 3809]

4 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Haven't looked at the stats, but Yuli's an All Star this year, yes?

Only a matter of if hes the starter or not 

[WBT 20649]

Let's go Yordan.  More

[elfenix 34331]

4 hits in a game seems pretty good

[UTexasFight 9519]

Still ragey at stank costing Urquidy the W 

 

(not even correcting the spelling on that)

[Gourmand 7774]

send Yordan down to figure his shit out!

[HtownHorn 14758]

Yeah, we need to get a hyperbaric for Uncle Mike.

[UTexasFight 9519]

Just now, Gourmand said:

send Yordan down to figure his shit out!

Ha

 

But damn he definitely ain’t right missing that 3-1 meat fastball like he just did 

[Wulaw Horn 19145]

I haven’t seen Yuli on some all star teas for sip shits like Jim Bowden on the Athletic. 
If he doesn’t make the all star team I’m going to stab a homeless person. 

[UTexasFight 9519]

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I haven’t seen Yuli on some all star teas for sip shits like Jim Bowden on the Athletic. 
If he doesn’t make the all star team I’m going to stab a homeless person. 

relax

He’s the best hitter on the best offense in the majors

 

[Wulaw Horn 19145]

Just now, UTexasFight said:

relax

He’s the best hitter on the best offense in the majors

 

I hope. We are not well liked though so... I feel like that could adversely effect individual accolades for a long time. 

[UTexasFight 9519]

1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I hope. We are not well liked though so... I feel like that could adversely effect individual accolades for a long time. 

For sure when it comes to winning popularity contests (all star starters), but coaches selecting the rest of rosters know the deal 

[perfectchaos007 6677]

Astros win!!

[elfenix 34331]

Astros win!

[WBT 20649]

Astros win!

WP - Stanek

[Scraps 13570]

Suck it Minnesota douchebags

[Guadaloopy 10996]

[tx 3 putt 77270]

win the series tomorrow 

[Wulaw Horn 19145]

3 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

For sure when it comes to winning popularity contests (all star starters), but coaches selecting the rest of rosters know the deal 

Media members are dip shits for many awards ballots, and the commissioners office doesn’t have us high on their list, seemingly, but yeah maybe that doesn’t stick?  My sense is we are going to see the goes to the non Astro for a while but we shall see. 

[Scraps 13570]

Haven't looked at the stats, but Yuli's an All Star this year, yes?

No Astros in All Star game ever again....moose out front shoulda told ya

[Mez2 4025]

Game, blouses 

#HTownPride 

[runthebone 8027]

Congrats to Stanek on his blown save win.

[Guadaloopy 10996]

Winning road trip after a winning home stand is nice.  Now seal the fourth straight series win. 

[Gourmand 7774]

Goddamn I hope those pesky As lose tonight, seems like forever where we've even gained ground on them. 

[David Dennison 18941]

I did not know you didn't have to run the bases after a reviewed HR.

[WBT 20649]

10 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

I did not know you didn't have to run the bases after a reviewed HR.

Me neither and I didn't like it.  Too beer league softball.

Edited June 12, 2021 by WBT

[TonyTexas 10520]

Carlos and Straw with the day off. Can’t wait to see the upcoming lineups when we play 20 straight days, beginning Tuesday against the Rangers. 

 

[Guest]

all those moths( whatever the hell they are) make me think of "A River Runs Through It" way the hell more than Field of Dreams

[TexArcher 37998]

That's some bullshit, Blue.

[Gourmand 7774]

Fucking A's win again vs KC 11-2. They're 8-2 in their last ten games.

Astros need to win and keep pace. Hopefully one of these days soon we'll win on a day they lose.

[Gourmand 7774]

La Pina webgem

[HtownHorn 14758]

The ump behind the plate needs to be fired midgame. This strike zone is the worst of the year.

[perfectchaos007 6677]

Not our day. At least I can divert attention to the Austin super regionals 

[rvm96 1643]

Yuli has been unlucky today at the plate. Let's see if we can complete our comeback against their bullpen. 

[Guadaloopy 10996]

As much as he’s been injured, I had completely forgotten what a douchebag Donaldson is.  

[runthebone 8027]

Can't help thinking Zoolander

[Gourmand 7774]

what a shitty game. at least the radio pbp made for annoying background sounds while doing evening yard work. 

Edited June 13, 2021 by Gourmand