2021 Houston Astros Thread

[Gourmand 7774]

ROBEL!!!!

[Guest]

I was hoping he'd make contact after the ball he just pulled foul in right into the 2nd deck on the last AB.

 

That was better than OK...

[maninblack 7974]

Garcia for HOF

[Bojack 2073]

Jomboy loves Lance Lynn.  Nice to see the Astros lighting him up.  I look forward to his next breakdown.  

 

[Gourmand 7774]

I'm telling ya'll now.... Robel is going to be an impact player this year if he gets the chance to play. 

[Guest]

7 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

these dumbasses doing the wave during Astros at bats

Lynn didn't like it either...

 

MMP crowd must have pregamed like a motherfucker doing that shit in the third.

[Gourmand 7774]

Lance Lynn doesn't even like big natties so fuck him and the horse he rode in on

[Guest]

so they are saying Lynn throws fastball 90% of the time, but has 4 variations of said FB.  How the fuck do you call those as a catcher?

[Gourmand 7774]

Uncle Pro does it again. Another double and rbi

[Gourmand 7774]

Astros hitting are putting the wood to Lynn like his first name is Ginger

[ChickenSandwich 9798]

Garcia!!

[billfromlaketravis 11359]

I want Myles Straw mic'd up ... in Sugarland. 

[Guest]

Garcia...keep making plays, brother.  So impressive stepping up!

[Guest]

I know it's a very serious game that can go south in an instant.

 

Framber looks like he's just fucking around...   Maybe he just makes it look easy.

[Scraps 13542]

Hippie Devo time

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Straw seems like a chill dude. I would talk to that guy

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Need some insurance.

[Guest]

That felt semi-fortuitous.

[Guest]

boom!

 

[Gourmand 7774]

paga el hombre

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Pay him

[Gourmand 7774]

Robel Robel almost tore that dress

[Guest]

I will never understand how baseball players get fucked up so easily..   Tatis Jr diving for balll...

[Gourmand 7774]

Look at this sky

 

[Gourmand 7774]

SERIES WINNN!!!

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Good stat they showed. White Sox have a good record because they beat up shitty teams. They suck against above .500 teams.

[elfenix 34171]

Astros win!

[tx 3 putt 76353]

Playing with house money tomorrow. 
 

urquidy / Garcia / Valdez showed up this series !!!!

[perfectchaos007 6596]

LMJ v. Keuchel will be fun

[Guadaloopy 10921]

[tx 3 putt 76353]

2 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

LMJ v. Keuchel will be fun

both guys have a chip on their shoulder 

[Guest]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

both guys have a chip on their shoulder 

Let's go LMJ!!!

[Harrison Stafford 3325]

As the WP, the Framblin’ Gamblin’ Man goes to 4-0 with an E.R.A. of 1.67.

[Gourmand 7774]

I have to confess something I've been thinking for a little while now.

 

 

The Astros are really fucking good. 

[Gourmand 7774]

https://twitter.com/NombreEsBurner/status/1406453375202439170

[Hornsbay22 463]

14 -3 record .... I'm usually garbage.  The wave while we are hitting is worse than Vandy whistler and horn OLF guy.  Valdez will win a cy young.   FU Lance Lynn.  AL Central blows they should take the As, Lets Sweep the cock suckers.   Mas ranch waters tonight. 

[runthebone 7932]

Nice win, tied in the loss column.

 

[TexArcher 37508]

Oakland is 7th in the AL in runs scored and 6th in runs allowed.  They're gonna fade in the second half and we'll win this division by 5+ games.

Also, fuck Oakland.

[UTexasFight 9379]

Run differential after Wednesday:

white sox: +107

Astros: +93

run differential after Saturday:

white sox: +94

Astros: +106

[henrygandorf 29174]

18-7 vs teams 14+ games over .500 - that’s ridiculous. 

.720 clip. 

[Lat22 3994]

12 hours ago, Gourmand said:

Look at this sky

 

That’s such a nice ballpark. It’s going to be a shame when the new Harbor Bridge goes behind it. 

[TonyTexas 10482]

This team loves 4 games series. We’ve won the first 3 games in all six this season. Completed the sweep in 2 0f them and lost the last game in 3. Let’s even it up today!

[Scraps 13542]

Yuli off day

[Telegraph_it 3354]

That line up is good for at least 6 runs today. 

[UTexasFight 9379]

Tuve first pitch HR off DK is going to be so weird 

[tx 3 putt 76353]

1 hour ago, UTexasFight said:

Tuve first pitch HR off DK is going to be so weird 

 

ill take a double 

[tx 3 putt 76353]

bust it open uncle mike !

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Good job Chas!

[Gourmand 7774]

I like seeing Altuve hit doubles again as well

[tx 3 putt 76353]

keuchel worked him that at bat