2021 Houston Astros Thread

[elfenix 34658]

Yardon!

[Scraps 13744]

Yordan with further than warning track power

[Gourmand 7778]

yordongggggggggggggggggggggg

[Guadaloopy 11129]

Shocked.  Boom

[runthebone 8322]

That HR sounded like an explosion on the radio

[Guest]

Camden Yords

[rvm96 1643]

[Hornsbay22 480]

Run Differential Sunday into Run Differential Monday. 

[Guest]

Angel has never been concerned about changing his punchable cunt punt face image...

[Gourmand 7778]

Rangers boxscore vs Oak is a damn near mirror image of the Astros boxscore vs Bal

[Wulaw Horn 19560]

14 minutes ago, slorch said:

Angel has never been concerned about changing his punchable cunt punt face image...

Every time I think I have a handle on just how bad Angel is I look up from my phone and catch him calling a ball 6 or 8 inches off the plate a strike and I think- he’s even worse than I thought. 

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Are they really checking the pitchers after each inning for foreign substances?

Thought I saw Odor get checked once but looked like they checked him again after that last inning.

[billfromlaketravis 11784]

Professional uncle. 

[Gourmand 7778]

Are they really checking the pitchers after each inning for foreign substances?

Thought I saw Odor get checked once but looked like they checked him again after that last inning.

Yes

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[Guest]

4 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

i want the next fucking 10 days to be like extended bp.

 

After Mike and Yuli's hits, the Oriole's announcers casually say, "It's like batting practice for these guys..."

Edited June 22, 2021 by slorch

[elfenix 34658]

Coming down again

[WBT 20879]

Yordan silky smooth out there

[tx 3 putt 78466]

I like this Ozzi / Javier combo 

[dr99 565]

Dusty needs to stand up for his guys. Hinch would have been tossed by Angel already.

[perfectchaos007 6766]

We're going to extend our MLB run diff lead this series 

[elfenix 34658]

Pro

[elfenix 34658]

Yuli

[perfectchaos007 6766]

Yuli with a man on 3rd with under 2 outs is an auto RBI machine

[WBT 20879]

15/16 converting runner on 3rd <2 outs is insane

[tx 3 putt 78466]

That Yordan take was insane

[Gourmand 7778]

keep piling it on

[tx 3 putt 78466]

Call the game 

[elfenix 34658]

Raining pretty good. Feel like they're waiting for end of 7

[Guadaloopy 11129]

El Reptil is unfazed.

[WBT 20879]

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Call the game 

[perfectchaos007 6766]

call the game and put it in the books

[runthebone 8322]

16.20 ERA means he'll probably mow the Astros down

[Wulaw Horn 19560]

There are certain things that only count if the game goes 9 innings, correct?  Otherwise it’s “an accomplishment of note? 

[elfenix 34658]

Raining hard.

[runthebone 8322]

What the fuck are you doing mentioning it?

 

Need a 9 inning game

 

[elfenix 34658]

Drying the mound:

[Wulaw Horn 19560]

1 minute ago, elfenix said:

Raining hard. Still a no no if it only finishes 7?

I don’t think so. I think as of 6 years ago or something they said only complete regulation games. 
MadBum has 7 no hits in one of those DH games and they didn’t call it a no-no. I’m not sure if that’s because it was scheduled 7 vs rain out after 7 though. 

[runthebone 8322]

The definition is a 9 inning game

[perfectchaos007 6766]

Just now, runthebone said:

The definition is a 9 inning game

In softball it's 7. Women have it easier than men confirmed!

[TexArcher 38816]

4 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

There are certain things that only count if the game goes 9 innings, correct?  Otherwise it’s “an accomplishment of note? 

I don't know what "certain things" you're even talking about.

[runthebone 8322]

To be clear, the team doing the thing needs to have pitched 9 innings.  A visiting pitcher who went 8 innings but somehow ended up losing to the home team would not get credit.

Edited June 22, 2021 by runthebone

[Guadaloopy 11129]

1 minute ago, perfectchaos007 said:

In softball it's 7. Women have it easier than men confirmed!

I think we found the cause of the pay gap.  

[elfenix 34658]

Coming down hard

[Wulaw Horn 19560]

2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

To be clear, the team doing the thing needs to have pitched 9 innings.  A visiting pitcher who went 8 innings but somehow ended up losing to the home team would not get credit.

That’s different than it’s been all through history of MLB but I think you are correct. Which is stupid. But whatever. 

[Guest]

For our H-town homies at the game... hope you make it back to your car without drowning.  That park in particular has a long ass walk across those double bridges to the parking lots.  Godspeed to ya...

[Gourmand 7778]

 

Come on Angel

[Wulaw Horn 19560]

4 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I don't know what "certain things" you're even talking about.

There is a certain column on the scoreboard for the orioles which might or might not have any data in it. 

[cabowabo 4645]

Lol. They need to suspend play here.

[perfectchaos007 6766]

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

There is a certain column on the scoreboard for the orioles which might or might not have any data in it. 

he knows....

[TexArcher 38816]

Just now, Wulaw Horn said:

There is a certain column on the scoreboard for the orioles which might or might not have any data in it. 

I still don't know what the fuck you're talking about, man.