2021 Houston Astros Thread

[Mo Horn 8807]

Way too many pitches. Gonna have to use a lot of the pen tonight

[billfromlaketravis 11364]

Double play forthcoming. 

[Stros121 4]

Boom!!!

[Mo Horn 8807]

Tuve

[WBT 20425]

Tuve!

We should hit more 3-run homers.

[elfenix 34182]

i literally love jose altuve

[Scraps 13543]

Manaea fucked around and found out

[Guest]

[perfectchaos007 6596]

CRUSH city

[Wulaw Horn 18984]

I love that little midget. 

[Gourmand 7774]

Altuve is God

[billfromlaketravis 11364]

11 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Double play forthcoming. 

For Maldy, obviously. Not Altuve. 

[HtownHorn 14491]

Great AB from Altuve. When he's locked in and hunting FBs he is a Top 5 hitter in baseball. When he starts swinging at everything not so much.

[Guadaloopy 10927]

Y’all think this Altuve kid will be any good?

[Guest]

Listening to A's broadcast, "You can scout pitchers all you want, but you're wasting your time if you don't scout the guy behind the plate."

Big props to Maldy by the green and gold guys.

[Gourmand 7774]

6 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

When he starts swinging at everything not so much.

He swings at pitches like I look at asses in yoga pants.

If he's seeing the ball well he's barreling it up and hitting it hard. He's always free swinging though and I'm ok with that. 

[WBT 20425]

Correa messed up a pretty dp

[Mo Horn 8807]

From what should have been an inning ending DP to 2nd and 3rd. 

[WBT 20425]

it ain't easy!

[Mo Horn 8807]

There you go Garcia

[Guest]

gritty.Garcia

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Sit down lil kemp

[Mo Horn 8807]

Every umpire sucks at calling pitches. Every last one of them. 

[Mo Horn 8807]

Well fuck 

[Mo Horn 8807]

Javier comes in and so far shitting the bed

Edited July 8, 2021 by Mo Horn

[David Dennison 18661]

Wonderful.

[Scraps 13543]

Javier understand the object is to get outs?

[Guadaloopy 10927]

Flat, belt high fastballs don’t get it done, son. 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Don't worry. Scrubb is warming up. 

[Scraps 13543]

Lets just get a triple play

[cabowabo 4453]

Pull thus fuck stick

[David Dennison 18661]

What a complete disaster of an appearance.

[Scraps 13543]

Nice pitch dingleberry

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Javier is ass my dude

[cabowabo 4453]

Fuckin A.

[WBT 20425]

Uncle Mike!!  Professional thrower.

Edited July 8, 2021 by WBT

[Scraps 13543]

Fuck you Laureano

Pussy

[Guest]

Nice work.

[elfenix 34182]

Professional assister

[Mo Horn 8807]

Professional fielder

[Wulaw Horn 18984]

If we get out of this tied it’s a minor miracle. 

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Fuck you Laureano

Pussy

Hope he tries to fight one of our bench coaches for a sweet suspension lol

[Mo Horn 8807]

Nice block of the plate by machete

[perfectchaos007 6596]

Somehow only gave up 2 runs that inning. 

[Guest]

WTF is Laureano still grumbling about?

 

Oh yeah...You're an omnipresent bitch.  Maybe some day your balls will drop you fucking pussy.

Edited July 8, 2021 by slorch

[Guadaloopy 10927]

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Fuck you Laureano

Pussy

[Wulaw Horn 18984]

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

Somehow only gave up 2 runs that inning. 

I will take it man. 

[tx 3 putt 76420]

WoW 

[Mo Horn 8807]

Really Jose? We're doing everything we can to throw this game away. 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Not this shit again.