2021 Houston Astros Thread

[Mo Horn 8933]

Way too many pitches. Gonna have to use a lot of the pen tonight

[billfromlaketravis 11786]

Double play forthcoming. 

[Stros121 3]

Boom!!!

[Mo Horn 8933]

Tuve

[WBT 20887]

Tuve!

We should hit more 3-run homers.

[elfenix 34661]

i literally love jose altuve

[Scraps 13749]

Manaea fucked around and found out

[Guest]

[perfectchaos007 6766]

CRUSH city

[Wulaw Horn 19562]

I love that little midget. 

[Gourmand 7778]

Altuve is God

[billfromlaketravis 11786]

11 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Double play forthcoming. 

For Maldy, obviously. Not Altuve. 

[HtownHorn 15243]

Great AB from Altuve. When he's locked in and hunting FBs he is a Top 5 hitter in baseball. When he starts swinging at everything not so much.

[Guadaloopy 11126]

Y’all think this Altuve kid will be any good?

[Guest]

Listening to A's broadcast, "You can scout pitchers all you want, but you're wasting your time if you don't scout the guy behind the plate."

Big props to Maldy by the green and gold guys.

[Gourmand 7778]

6 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

When he starts swinging at everything not so much.

He swings at pitches like I look at asses in yoga pants.

If he's seeing the ball well he's barreling it up and hitting it hard. He's always free swinging though and I'm ok with that. 

[WBT 20887]

Correa messed up a pretty dp

[Mo Horn 8933]

From what should have been an inning ending DP to 2nd and 3rd. 

[WBT 20887]

it ain't easy!

[Mo Horn 8933]

There you go Garcia

[Guest]

gritty.Garcia

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Sit down lil kemp

[Mo Horn 8933]

Every umpire sucks at calling pitches. Every last one of them. 

[Mo Horn 8933]

Well fuck 

[Mo Horn 8933]

Javier comes in and so far shitting the bed

Edited July 8, 2021 by Mo Horn

[David Dennison 19441]

Wonderful.

[Scraps 13749]

Javier understand the object is to get outs?

[Guadaloopy 11126]

Flat, belt high fastballs don’t get it done, son. 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Don't worry. Scrubb is warming up. 

[Scraps 13749]

Lets just get a triple play

[cabowabo 4646]

Pull thus fuck stick

[David Dennison 19441]

What a complete disaster of an appearance.

[Scraps 13749]

Nice pitch dingleberry

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Javier is ass my dude

[cabowabo 4646]

Fuckin A.

[WBT 20887]

Uncle Mike!!  Professional thrower.

Edited July 8, 2021 by WBT

[Scraps 13749]

Fuck you Laureano

Pussy

[Guest]

Nice work.

[elfenix 34661]

Professional assister

[Mo Horn 8933]

Professional fielder

[Wulaw Horn 19562]

If we get out of this tied it’s a minor miracle. 

[Tommy Nobis 905]

Fuck you Laureano

Pussy

Hope he tries to fight one of our bench coaches for a sweet suspension lol

[Mo Horn 8933]

Nice block of the plate by machete

[perfectchaos007 6766]

Somehow only gave up 2 runs that inning. 

[Guest]

WTF is Laureano still grumbling about?

 

Oh yeah...You're an omnipresent bitch.  Maybe some day your balls will drop you fucking pussy.

Edited July 8, 2021 by slorch

[Guadaloopy 11126]

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Fuck you Laureano

Pussy

[Wulaw Horn 19562]

Just now, perfectchaos007 said:

Somehow only gave up 2 runs that inning. 

I will take it man. 

[tx 3 putt 78478]

WoW 

[Mo Horn 8933]

Really Jose? We're doing everything we can to throw this game away. 

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Not this shit again.