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12 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

That's a fucking pinned tweet if there was ever one to steal.

i've never really been a twitter guy, even though i've had an acct for a decade.  really just started being active over the past few months.

interacting with astros twitter can be a really satisfying bonding experience.  it really is us against the world and we represent well on social media.  color me impressed with the fact that we take zero shit, show zero contrition, and basically say fuck the haters.  helps that the team does what they do.

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there's so much to unpack from today, so i'll just start listing them. tuesday was devastating for oakland, today was twice as devastating for the yankees.  they had just started to play better. 

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Enjoy it. Old Altuve, no more Correa means this is the very end of the road for your tainted dynasty. 

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the triggered responses from idiot fanbases with colossally dumb takes about Correa and Altuve being scared of 1) facing other players or 2) being booed by fans is worth some afternoon microwaved popcorn. 

 

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Chuckie Finster

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9 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

the triggered responses from idiot fanbases with colossally dumb takes about Correa and Altuve being scared of 1) facing other players or 2) being booed by fans is worth some afternoon microwaved popcorn. 

 

My favorite take is that this is a slap in the face to the fans.... who didn't vote them into the game.

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Just now, Chuckie Finster said:

My favorite take is that this is a slap in the face to the fans.... who didn't vote them into the game.

Lol yeah the only fans that give a fuck about them are the Astros fans, and I highly doubt the majority give any fucks about them playing in it.  

MLB Radio was giving a news update earlier and they said "Correa won't play in the game......also Altuve will not play in the game." Then they went to a whole other topic, then came back with "Unlike Correa, Brandon Crawford will be attending the All Star game"  ummm ok weird flex crybaby.  

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4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Lol yeah the only fans that give a fuck about them are the Astros fans, and I highly doubt the majority give any fucks about them playing in it.  

MLB Radio was giving a news update earlier and they said "Correa won't play in the game......also Altuve will not play in the game." Then they went to a whole other topic, then came back with "Unlike Correa, Brandon Crawford will be attending the All Star game"  ummm ok weird flex crybaby.  

"First-time dad wants to spend time with his pregnant wife" would be a feel-good story for 99% of the players in the league.  But orange team bad.

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21 minutes ago, Scraps said:

They brought in their closer for a 6 out save?  

Melvin is bugging so bad right now.  

 

(Unless they swapped and Diekman is now going to close)

Flipped them so Diekman would pitch to Yordan and Tucker.

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Just checking in this morning to say....

FUCK THE YANKEES

FUCK CHAPMAN

FUCK JETER

FUCK AROD

FUCK ESPN

FUCK JOE TORRE

FUCK BOONE

FUCK JUDGE

FUCK DINGLEBERRY WHO HITS THE DUGOUT WITH HIS BAT

FUCK HELOBODORK

FUCK JAY Z

FUCK LEBRON

FUCK ODOR

FUCK THEM ALL

 

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3 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

So there is a 100% chance that Yankee fans try to start a "fuck Altuve" chant in our ballpark tonight.  Gonna be a wild weekend.

Yeah typically I am not really down with people doing profanity around kids at sporting events etc., but this is thunderdome this weekend.  if I don't hear a FUCK THE YANKEES chant on tv I will be disappoint.  

 

(and spare me the "we are better than that" shit....no we aren't....chant it for 3 innings straight) 

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