2021 Houston Astros Thread

[tx 3 putt 76158]

boom !

[Gourmand 7774]

I'd like to report a murder

[perfectchaos007 6593]

We scored runs!

[WBT 20397]

On 9/2/2021 at 6:52 AM, WBT said:

Those hits were expertly scattered.

We've scored in 3 of our last 36 innings.  Cool, cool.

4 out of 40!  Moving on up.

[Scraps 13531]

Lets go ahead and do it again

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Brooks Raley you should have worked on the bonfire

[WBT 20397]

what a bullshit hit

[Hornsbay22 461]

FUCK DUSTY BAKER

[HtownHorn 14446]

I really do hope that front office decides that Raley doesn't need to pitch in the playoffs.

[Scraps 13531]

Let Siri PH for Maton

[Hornsbay22 461]

If I see one more hitter take a center cut pitch then swing at a ball the very next pitch I'm breaking the tv.

[David Dennison 18603]

What the fuck is your deal, guy?

[WBT 20397]

Double steal?  What is this, 1987?

[Smax 3799]

Do you guys think in these mound pow wows with infield and the umpire come in,that the players ever tell tbe ump, hey we are going to work up and away on this next batter so watch for that. Or no?

[HtownHorn 14446]

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Double steal?  What is this, 1987?

Better than grounding into 120 double plays

[WBT 20397]

It would be nice if Emo could get locked back in sometime soon.

[David Dennison 18603]

Abraham Toro broke Kendall Graveman.

[Guadaloopy 10903]

B’laké!

[tx 3 putt 76158]

taylor !!!!!

[WBT 20397]

Nice!  Thank god for Hosmer.

[tx 3 putt 76158]

tucker !!!!!

[Guadaloopy 10903]

TED!

[Horny Bull 2759]

Tucker!!

[rvm96 1643]

President of the Ted fan club checking in 

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Atta boy Tuck!

[WBT 20397]

Ted!!

[Chuckie Finster 22583]

Some really encouraging ABs these last two innings.

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

"If you like extended at bats, this is the game for you." -- Ford 

[Pimphand 5587]

Are we tryn to set the 2021 record for most pitchers used?

[Pimphand 5587]

Oh no that would still be Dave Roberts...

[Guadaloopy 10903]

Hey Siri, score a run.  

[HtownHorn 14446]

Altuve is lost right now.

[Rimbo 25752]

"Stay classy, San Diego." --Rob Ford

[Guadaloopy 10903]

6 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Altuve is lost right now.

He just had a ten pitch at bat earlier and spoiled a lot of good pitches.  I don’t think he’s that far off.  

[Guadaloopy 10903]

ASTROS WIN!

[Hornsbay22 461]

Un-Fuck Dusty Baker

[runthebone 7929]

Nice, it feels like we haven’t won a lot of these types of game this year.

[runthebone 7929]

A's scored 10 and lost?  Haha.  Still have to respect them as defending 60 game champs.

[HtownHorn 14446]

9 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

He just had a ten pitch at bat earlier and spoiled a lot of good pitches.  I don’t think he’s that far off.  

The at bat where he swung at 5 or 6 balls?

 

 

[henrygandorf 29174]

2 hours ago, runthebone said:

A's scored 10 and lost?  Haha.  Still have to respect them as defending 60 game champs.

i think they finish 3rd, their bullpen is trash. 

[UTPhil2006 3790]

14 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i think they finish 3rd, their bullpen is trash. 

Yeah seems the 5 playoff teams are set just a matter of seeding now 

[TonyTexas 10478]

6 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Yeah seems the 5 playoff teams are set just a matter of seeding now 

I don’t even think the matchups are in question. TB plays NYY/Bos WC winner. We play the White Sox. 

[UTPhil2006 3790]

True. I don’t even wanna catch the Rays. 

[runthebone 7929]

We won't. Rest days!

[Scraps 13531]

Yall are giving Boston way too much credit.

[runthebone 7929]

Does anyone have the list of teams <85% vaccinated?

[Scraps 13531]

Musgrove beer collab with The Resident Brewing......No No Joe

Also home of the Wisconsin watch party lmao

[TonyTexas 10478]

Altuve with the night off. Probably a good thing. He hasn’t been good lately. 

 

[Scraps 13531]

Father Ted so looking for another Tuck homer tonight

[Guest]

Unless they are a gotdam catcher or injury risk, the days off bullshit is just stupid.

It's fucking baseball... they're not laying brick or digging ditches.

 

 

Ohhhhhhhhh.  They're so fucking tired.

Edited September 4, 2021 by slorch