2021 Houston Astros Thread

[tx 3 putt 77273]

boom !

[Gourmand 7774]

I'd like to report a murder

[perfectchaos007 6677]

We scored runs!

[WBT 20649]

On 9/2/2021 at 6:52 AM, WBT said:

Those hits were expertly scattered.

We've scored in 3 of our last 36 innings.  Cool, cool.

4 out of 40!  Moving on up.

[Scraps 13570]

Lets go ahead and do it again

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Brooks Raley you should have worked on the bonfire

[WBT 20649]

what a bullshit hit

[Hornsbay22 470]

FUCK DUSTY BAKER

[HtownHorn 14758]

I really do hope that front office decides that Raley doesn't need to pitch in the playoffs.

[Scraps 13570]

Let Siri PH for Maton

[Hornsbay22 470]

If I see one more hitter take a center cut pitch then swing at a ball the very next pitch I'm breaking the tv.

[David Dennison 18941]

What the fuck is your deal, guy?

[WBT 20649]

Double steal?  What is this, 1987?

[Smax 3800]

Do you guys think in these mound pow wows with infield and the umpire come in,that the players ever tell tbe ump, hey we are going to work up and away on this next batter so watch for that. Or no?

[HtownHorn 14758]

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Double steal?  What is this, 1987?

Better than grounding into 120 double plays

[WBT 20649]

It would be nice if Emo could get locked back in sometime soon.

[David Dennison 18941]

Abraham Toro broke Kendall Graveman.

[Guadaloopy 11003]

B’laké!

[tx 3 putt 77273]

taylor !!!!!

[WBT 20649]

Nice!  Thank god for Hosmer.

[tx 3 putt 77273]

tucker !!!!!

[Guadaloopy 11003]

TED!

[Horny Bull 2766]

Tucker!!

[rvm96 1643]

President of the Ted fan club checking in 

[Honeysucklerose 990]

Atta boy Tuck!

[WBT 20649]

Ted!!

[Chuckie Finster 22712]

Some really encouraging ABs these last two innings.

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

"If you like extended at bats, this is the game for you." -- Ford 

[Pimphand 5824]

Are we tryn to set the 2021 record for most pitchers used?

[Pimphand 5824]

Oh no that would still be Dave Roberts...

[Guadaloopy 11003]

Hey Siri, score a run.  

[HtownHorn 14758]

Altuve is lost right now.

[Rimbo 26031]

"Stay classy, San Diego." --Rob Ford

[Guadaloopy 11003]

6 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Altuve is lost right now.

He just had a ten pitch at bat earlier and spoiled a lot of good pitches.  I don’t think he’s that far off.  

[Guadaloopy 11003]

ASTROS WIN!

[Hornsbay22 470]

Un-Fuck Dusty Baker

[runthebone 8027]

Nice, it feels like we haven’t won a lot of these types of game this year.

[runthebone 8027]

A's scored 10 and lost?  Haha.  Still have to respect them as defending 60 game champs.

[HtownHorn 14758]

9 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

He just had a ten pitch at bat earlier and spoiled a lot of good pitches.  I don’t think he’s that far off.  

The at bat where he swung at 5 or 6 balls?

 

 

[henrygandorf 29194]

2 hours ago, runthebone said:

A's scored 10 and lost?  Haha.  Still have to respect them as defending 60 game champs.

i think they finish 3rd, their bullpen is trash. 

[UTPhil2006 3809]

14 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i think they finish 3rd, their bullpen is trash. 

Yeah seems the 5 playoff teams are set just a matter of seeding now 

[TonyTexas 10520]

6 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Yeah seems the 5 playoff teams are set just a matter of seeding now 

I don’t even think the matchups are in question. TB plays NYY/Bos WC winner. We play the White Sox. 

[UTPhil2006 3809]

True. I don’t even wanna catch the Rays. 

[runthebone 8027]

We won't. Rest days!

[Scraps 13570]

Yall are giving Boston way too much credit.

[runthebone 8027]

Does anyone have the list of teams <85% vaccinated?

[Scraps 13570]

Musgrove beer collab with The Resident Brewing......No No Joe

Also home of the Wisconsin watch party lmao

[TonyTexas 10520]

Altuve with the night off. Probably a good thing. He hasn’t been good lately. 

 

[Scraps 13570]

Father Ted so looking for another Tuck homer tonight

[Guest]

Unless they are a gotdam catcher or injury risk, the days off bullshit is just stupid.

It's fucking baseball... they're not laying brick or digging ditches.

 

 

Ohhhhhhhhh.  They're so fucking tired.

Edited September 4, 2021 by slorch