2021 Houston Astros Thread

[tx 3 putt 78789]

boom !

[Gourmand 7778]

I'd like to report a murder

[perfectchaos007 6780]

We scored runs!

[WBT 21001]

On 9/2/2021 at 6:52 AM, WBT said:

Those hits were expertly scattered.

We've scored in 3 of our last 36 innings.  Cool, cool.

4 out of 40!  Moving on up.

[Scraps 13813]

Lets go ahead and do it again

[Honeysucklerose 1008]

Brooks Raley you should have worked on the bonfire

[WBT 21001]

what a bullshit hit

[Hornsbay22 485]

FUCK DUSTY BAKER

[HtownHorn 15235]

I really do hope that front office decides that Raley doesn't need to pitch in the playoffs.

[Scraps 13813]

Let Siri PH for Maton

[Hornsbay22 485]

If I see one more hitter take a center cut pitch then swing at a ball the very next pitch I'm breaking the tv.

[David Dennison 19571]

What the fuck is your deal, guy?

[WBT 21001]

Double steal?  What is this, 1987?

[Smax 3800]

Do you guys think in these mound pow wows with infield and the umpire come in,that the players ever tell tbe ump, hey we are going to work up and away on this next batter so watch for that. Or no?

[HtownHorn 15235]

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Double steal?  What is this, 1987?

Better than grounding into 120 double plays

[WBT 21001]

It would be nice if Emo could get locked back in sometime soon.

[David Dennison 19571]

Abraham Toro broke Kendall Graveman.

[Guadaloopy 11139]

B’laké!

[tx 3 putt 78789]

taylor !!!!!

[WBT 21001]

Nice!  Thank god for Hosmer.

[tx 3 putt 78789]

tucker !!!!!

[Guadaloopy 11139]

TED!

[Horny Bull 2766]

Tucker!!

[rvm96 1643]

President of the Ted fan club checking in 

[Honeysucklerose 1008]

Atta boy Tuck!

[WBT 21001]

Ted!!

[Chuckie Finster 23103]

Some really encouraging ABs these last two innings.

[MaybeACoordinator 8350]

"If you like extended at bats, this is the game for you." -- Ford 

[Pimphand 6382]

Are we tryn to set the 2021 record for most pitchers used?

[Pimphand 6382]

Oh no that would still be Dave Roberts...

[Guadaloopy 11139]

Hey Siri, score a run.  

[HtownHorn 15235]

Altuve is lost right now.

[Rimbo 27092]

"Stay classy, San Diego." --Rob Ford

[Guadaloopy 11139]

6 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Altuve is lost right now.

He just had a ten pitch at bat earlier and spoiled a lot of good pitches.  I don’t think he’s that far off.  

[Guadaloopy 11139]

ASTROS WIN!

[Hornsbay22 485]

Un-Fuck Dusty Baker

[runthebone 8380]

Nice, it feels like we haven’t won a lot of these types of game this year.

[runthebone 8380]

A's scored 10 and lost?  Haha.  Still have to respect them as defending 60 game champs.

[HtownHorn 15235]

9 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

He just had a ten pitch at bat earlier and spoiled a lot of good pitches.  I don’t think he’s that far off.  

The at bat where he swung at 5 or 6 balls?

 

 

[henrygandorf 29230]

2 hours ago, runthebone said:

A's scored 10 and lost?  Haha.  Still have to respect them as defending 60 game champs.

i think they finish 3rd, their bullpen is trash. 

[UTPhil2006 3930]

14 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

i think they finish 3rd, their bullpen is trash. 

Yeah seems the 5 playoff teams are set just a matter of seeding now 

[TonyTexas 10796]

6 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Yeah seems the 5 playoff teams are set just a matter of seeding now 

I don’t even think the matchups are in question. TB plays NYY/Bos WC winner. We play the White Sox. 

[UTPhil2006 3930]

True. I don’t even wanna catch the Rays. 

[runthebone 8380]

We won't. Rest days!

[Scraps 13813]

Yall are giving Boston way too much credit.

[runthebone 8380]

Does anyone have the list of teams <85% vaccinated?

[Scraps 13813]

Musgrove beer collab with The Resident Brewing......No No Joe

Also home of the Wisconsin watch party lmao

[TonyTexas 10796]

Altuve with the night off. Probably a good thing. He hasn’t been good lately. 

 

[Scraps 13813]

Father Ted so looking for another Tuck homer tonight

[Guest]

Unless they are a gotdam catcher or injury risk, the days off bullshit is just stupid.

It's fucking baseball... they're not laying brick or digging ditches.

 

 

Ohhhhhhhhh.  They're so fucking tired.

Edited September 4, 2021 by slorch