2021 Houston Astros Thread

[Scraps 13821]

Damnnnn Machete

[elfenix 34823]

machete flashing the D

[TonyTexas 10814]

Someone explain to me why none of the Rays’ runs are earned. 

[elfenix 34823]

hate playing these fucking spidermonkeys

Edited September 30, 2021 by elfenix

[Scraps 13821]

Someone explain to me why none of the Rays’ runs are earned. 

Wut

Siri error with 2 outs

[Hornsbay22 487]

We go from having two bad ass Abs to win a game to shit after shit again.  

[WBT 21167]

33 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Trying to follow last nights game plan and get no hit half the game....bold strategy

Perfect game should work better than no-hitter right?

[TonyTexas 10814]

4 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Wut

Siri error with 2 outs

So any runs scored after a 2 out error are unearned?  Seems dumb. 

[Guadaloopy 11161]

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

So any runs scored after a 2 out error are unearned?  Seems dumb. 

Not the pitcher’s fault.  Why should he be charged?   

[WBT 21167]

Good talk Strommy

[Guadaloopy 11161]

Well there are some earned runs.  

[Rip76 5024]

Those were earned.

Garcia throwin’ Tee Ball.

[Seasick Sailor 3747]

Fuck. Maybe the A's won't be fucking worthless tonight. 

[WBT 21167]

7 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

So any runs scored after a 2 out error are unearned?  Seems dumb. 

Are you a Helo sock?  Quite the long con

[TonyTexas 10814]

2 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Not the pitcher’s fault.  Why should he be charged?   

Then logically, even if an error occurs with zero or 1 outs then any run that’s scored with 2 outs should also be unearned. Because it’s not the pitchers fault because without the error , he’d be out of the inning 

[cabowabo 4693]

Tonight would be as good a night as any to get no hit. I guess.

[WBT 21167]

5 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Then logically, even if an error occurs with zero or 1 outs then any run that’s scored with 2 outs should also be unearned. Because it’s not the pitchers fault because without the error , he’d be out of the inning 

Correct

[Scraps 13821]

Fuck yo shit Raspussy

[WBT 21167]

Pina wants that batting title

[Hornsbay22 487]

at least one hitter in our line up knows to try and go opposite field when they can't get a hit

[tx 3 putt 78955]

Go A’s 

[Guadaloopy 11161]

19 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Go A’s 

Nah.  Would rather celebrate after a win.  

[Scraps 13821]

Nah.  Would rather celebrate after a win.  

Fuck that just get it wrapped up already

[tx 3 putt 78955]

I have playoff gear to order !!!!

[WBT 21167]

Go M's.  There's still a chance they could break their playoff drought.

[tx 3 putt 78955]

Correa !

Edited September 30, 2021 by tx 3 putt

[WBT 21167]

Lulz, I guess Maverick thought he was invisible 

[Hornsbay22 487]

Brett phillips most annoying player in the MLB?

[HtownHorn 15249]

Wow TonyTexas's inability to understand simple baseball scoring explains a lot.

[Wulaw Horn 19604]

So,

Y’all been focused on the division title that was always going to happen losing sight of the fact that we are about to piss away HFA when we were something like 6 up, with the tiebreaker with like 9 or 10 games to play. If we open on the road in Chicago I’m going to have to slit my wrists. 

[Guadaloopy 11161]

22 minutes ago, Hornsbay22 said:

Brett phillips most annoying player in the MLB?

Arraez

[WBT 21167]

13 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

So,

Y’all been focused on the division title that was always going to happen losing sight of the fact that we are about to piss away HFA when we were something like 6 up, with the tiebreaker with like 9 or 10 games to play. If we open on the road in Chicago I’m going to have to slit my wrists. 

2 up in the loss column plus the tiebreaker.  Nothing is fucked.

[Scraps 13821]

[Guadaloopy 11161]

4 minutes ago, WBT said:

2 up in the loss column plus the tiebreaker.  Nothing is fucked.

[Guadaloopy 11161]

Get em tomorrow boys.  

[David Dennison 19585]

That was just awful.

[Gourmand 7778]

Not liking this limp dick boner heading into the postseason.....

[Gourmand 7778]

Oh man the hpu in the A's M's game just got his ass drummed by a foul ball undercut. 

[Gourmand 7778]

This I do not like

[TonyTexas 10814]

1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

Wow TonyTexas's inability to understand simple baseball scoring explains a lot.

Fuck off. And don’t bother to respond. Your whiny, negative ass is joining cabowabo as my only ignored posters. Y’all are two peas in a pod. 

[Gourmand 7778]

3 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Fuck off. And don’t bother to respond. Your whiny, negative ass is joining cabowabo as my only ignored posters. Y’all are two peas in a pod. 

Juicy, what did I miss????

[perfectchaos007 6791]

I don’t want the Mariners to give us the division anyways. We still have 4 more chances to win the division on our terms with a victory. Let’s do that 

Edited September 30, 2021 by perfectchaos007

[Scraps 13821]

Well Oakland just tied it at 2 so I hope you end up disappointed tonight

[Scraps 13821]

Seattle sac fly

3-2 b7

[Gourmand 7778]

A's aren't gonna do us any favors tonight.

[Gourmand 7778]

FUCK YOU OAKLAND

[Scraps 13821]

Lol i knew Toro was about to go yard

[Gourmand 7778]

5 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Lol i knew Toro was about to go yard

Mfer has a .692 OPS but his OPS in gms where he can buttfuck the Astros is 1.018 with 29 HRs and 156 RBI.

[Scraps 13821]

Welp the red sox are shitting bricks now

[Gourmand 7778]

FUCK

YOU

RAT

ENABLING

COCKSUCKER (nttawwt)

OAKLAND

A's