2021 Houston Astros Thread

[Scraps 13540]

2 hours ago, HtownHorn said:

I have to think after last night's division clinching winning performance, Lance McCullers becomes a dark horse CY award candidate.

 

If Lance could've gotten his shit together with all the walks he would be the best pitcher in the AL and potentially in the whole MLB

[perfectchaos007 6596]

So our magic number for the #2 seed is 1?

[Scraps 13540]

Slammin buds last night = this shit

[tx 3 putt 76314]

light them up boys. fight for your roster spot 

[Pimphand 5594]

52 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

So our magic number for the #2 seed is 1?

Yes.  Three games to go 1 win needed or 1 white sox loss but the Tigers are running out the dregs of the earth this weekend so likely not going to get any help from LaRussa/Hinch there.

[WBT 20415]

22 hours ago, Hornsbay22 said:

Cruz has hit like he should be on the Astros all series. 

 

22 hours ago, Scraps said:

22 hours ago, Hornsbay22 said:

Cruz has hit like he should be on the Astros all series. 

Yeah going a whole series without giving up a bomb to him seems like a new strategy for us

Lulz, homered his first AB against the Yankees tonight

[perfectchaos007 6596]

1 hour ago, Scraps said:

Slammin buds last night = this shit
 

Errbody getting rest. I would prefer to hold off on resting guys until we clinch the 2 seed but what do I know 

[Scraps 13540]

Siri gives zero fucks

Helluva AB to lead off

[tx 3 putt 76314]

he was out lol

[tx 3 putt 76314]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

Siri gives zero fucks

Helluva AB to lead off

 

that's exactly what you want out of your lead off hitter, wear down the pitcher 

[Guadaloopy 10918]

Oof.  Alvarez needs a slumpbuster.  

[Mo Horn 8807]

That was one ugly at bat by Yordan

[Scraps 13540]

Tucker in RF

[UTPhil2006 3790]

8 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

that's exactly what you want out of your lead off hitter, wear down the pitcher 

I’m good with leaving him off the playoff roster. Would rather carry 3 catchers 

[Guadaloopy 10918]

Siri hurt or did he run through another sign?

[Gourmand 7774]

Siri got pulled from the game, most likely for that baserunning decision I'm guessing.

[Scraps 13540]

Probably fucked up his shoulder or something sliding into Harrison

[tx 3 putt 76314]

Just now, Scraps said:

Probably fucked up his shoulder or something sliding into Harrison

 

this 

[UTPhil2006 3790]

For being a jackass on two separate deals on one play 

[Gourmand 7774]

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

Siri hurt or did he run through another sign?

He ran through a sign with the way Lopez was pointing at third base after his slide

[WBT 20415]

Framberlamps is dealing early

[Mo Horn 8807]

He didn't look hurt the way he was celebrating

[Gourmand 7774]

Actually I watched the replay again and it looked like he was grimacing as he made a fist with his left right hand

Edited October 2, 2021 by Gourmand

[Mo Horn 8807]

Wtf Carlos

[Scraps 13540]

His neck got bent up so it is probably either neck or shoulder.

If he got pulled for going to 3rd thats chickenshit.

[tx 3 putt 76314]

framber is in the zone, he needs short night 

[Scraps 13540]

framber is in the zone, he needs short night 

No hitters usually take close to 3 hours sir

[Gourmand 7774]

2 minutes ago, Scraps said:

His neck got bent up so it is probably either neck or shoulder.

If he got pulled for going to 3rd thats chickenshit.

I think he jammed his hand on the base sliding into third.

 

 

[WBT 20415]

7 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Wtf Carlos

slammed too many buds

Why is Yordan in left and Chas at DH?

Edited October 2, 2021 by WBT

[Scraps 13540]

slammed too many buds
Why is Yordan in left and Chas at DH?

Do you even WS prep bruh?

[Scraps 13540]

I was kind of upset Tucker didn't start anyway since he owns this dork

[Gourmand 7774]

4 minutes ago, WBT said:

slammed too many buds

Why is Yordan in left and Chas at DH?

Chas is single, got wasted had sex.

Yordan is married with kids.

[Guadaloopy 10918]

30 HR is a nice round number for a season.  Just sayin’, Tucker. 

[WBT 20415]

4 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Chas is single, got wasted had sex.

Yordan is married with kids.

Chas did tell Sparky in the locker room that he was already getting buzzed.

[Mo Horn 8807]

Yordan is lost right now

[Mo Horn 8807]

Good thing we cinched last night

[Guadaloopy 10918]

11 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Good thing we cinched last night

Plenty of ball to play tonight.  Manaea will be out soon and the A’s pen blows.  

[HtownHorn 14468]

White Sox up 3-1. Just absolutely no reason with 3 days off before the playoffs that the regular lineup should not be playing tonight and tomorrow.

[Mo Horn 8807]

15 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

White Sox up 3-1. Just absolutely no reason with 3 days off before the playoffs that the regular lineup should not be playing tonight and tomorrow.

Dusty gonna Dusty

[HoustonFrog 368]

Yeh the division was a forgone conclusion, having home field is what matters

[Scraps 13540]

That was clocked

[Mo Horn 8807]

And we may be done here

[tx 3 putt 76314]

that was deep 

[HtownHorn 14468]

This is why half the city hates Dusty Baker.

[tx 3 putt 76314]

Just now, HtownHorn said:

This is why half the city hates Dusty Baker.

 

dusty threw that pitch ?

[perfectchaos007 6596]

2 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

dusty threw that pitch ?

Nope but he’s responsible for resting half our starters today 

[Scraps 13540]

Come on Jake show a pulse

[Scraps 13540]

Atta boy

[WBT 20415]

Rake farm!

[Honeysucklerose 957]

Nice jake