2021 Houston Astros Thread

[TexArcher 37455]

Fucking shit

[henrygandorf 29174]

get out of this down a run, plenty of time left and gio has ~1 inning left. 

[David Dennison 18606]

If you're religious, pray.

[VinyVango 677]

what did kaat say?

Something about it would be great to get a 40 acre field full of players like Moncada


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[YChang 3430]

This fucking bullpen

[David Dennison 18606]

That's our bullpen!

[Chuckie Finster 22583]

Dusty thinking Yimi is any good is the most infuriating development of the season.

[kevwun 15595]

This is what happens when you try to build a bullpen with loose change and rookies.

[David Dennison 18606]

It's a Dusty Baker special!

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Our bullpen is the reason we won’t win shit. 

[UTexasFight 9369]

In the top of the first inning, with the White Sox threatening and Yoan Monada at the plate, Kaat and Showalter launched into a discussion on Moncada. Kaat brought up his potential, which Showalter used to springboard into a discussion of his physique. That’s uncomfortable enough, but it got worse quickly

 

:

Kaat: “I don’t’ know how much you’ve seen of Moncada, but everybody talks like this guy should be a star, an All-Star.”

Showalter: “That’s what they look like. I don’t know about the rest of it. The first time I saw him in the big leagues I looked around the dugout and said ‘Can we have one of those?’ That’s what they look like.”

Kaat: “Get a 40-acre field full of ’em.”

 

 as there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that’ll be a home run”

Edited October 8, 2021 by UTexasFight

[WBT 20397]

Fucking wp

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Sweet job Garcia. Fucking shitheel 

[Smax 3799]

fuck, need our bats to come alive

[TexArcher 37455]

Bullpenning is hard.  Scares you to death.  Etc.

[David Dennison 18606]

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

In the top of the first inning, with the White Sox threatening and Yoan Monada at the plate, Kaat and Showalter launched into a discussion on Moncada. Kaat brought up his potential, which Showalter used to springboard into a discussion of his physique. That’s uncomfortable enough, but it got worse quickly

 

:

Kaat: “I don’t’ know how much you’ve seen of Moncada, but everybody talks like this guy should be a star, an All-Star.”

Showalter: “That’s what they look like. I don’t know about the rest of it. The first time I saw him in the big leagues I looked around the dugout and said ‘Can we have one of those?’ That’s what they look like.”

Kaat: “Get a 40-acre field full of ’em.”

 

 

He's so fired.

[henrygandorf 29174]

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

He's so fired.

off to walmart he goes. 

[UTexasFight 9369]

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

He's so fired.

It’s not that hard.

Anytime your brain uses the word “they” or “them” you stop talking.

and if your partner uses the word, you just sit there in silence 

[runthebone 7929]

Come on, offense.  We probably need 6 more runs.

[VirginiaLonghorn 4750]

Hard to believe Kaat found time to interject anything with Showalter’s nonstop drivel …

[Limp Brisket 546]

I didn’t think anything of it but I wasn’t looking for it either.  

[David Dennison 18606]

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

It’s not that hard.

Anytime your brain uses the word “they” or “them” you stop talking.

and if your partner uses the word, you just sit there in silence 

And if the University of Texas isn't involved, maybe lay off the 40 acre talk.

[TexArcher 37455]

Deadspin and Twitter are all over the booth comments about Moncada.

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

That Brantley almost homer is how I feel about todays game. Our shit bullpen is gonna end up giving up another 4 runs.

[WBT 20397]

Do it to 'em Yordan

[elfenix 34168]

need to get these freebies home

[TexArcher 37455]

Come on, come on, come on, come on....

[kevwun 15595]

Bringing in a lefty.

[UTexasFight 9369]

2 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

That Brantley almost homer is how I feel about todays game. Our shit bullpen is gonna end up giving up another 4 runs.

Good thing their’s is about to give up 7

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Good thing their’s is about to give up 7

They’ll have too for us to win this game. Feels like a 13-12 game if we win.

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Let’s hit crotchet right where it hurts.

[tx 3 putt 76159]

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Let’s hit crotchet right where it hurts.

In the 40 acres ?

[Fudge Nuggets 19118]

Time for Yuli to nut the fuck up. 

[VinyVango 677]

Fuck off Buck


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[elfenix 34168]

mr. bases loaded up

[runthebone 7929]

Yuli with a runner on 3rd, fewer than 2 outs...come on, BA champ.

[UTexasFight 9369]

Let’s go Mr. .500 BA with bases loaded 

[TexArcher 37455]

Come on, Yuli, DO IT !

[WBT 20397]

The Yuli!!

[elfenix 34168]

through!

[Fudge Nuggets 19118]

Hell yeah 

[mbtex 683]

Yes La Pina

 

[runthebone 7929]

La Pina!

[TexArcher 37455]

PINA, PINA, PINA, PINA, PINA!!!!!

[UTHornFan014 710]

Nice time for his 1st hit of the series!

[tx 3 putt 76159]

[Ojo Rojo 1882]

Hnnngggg!!!

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Like I said right in the crotchet..

[UTexasFight 9369]

 Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

….and a soft Gurriel single when all that’s needed is a groundball to the outfield 

[David Dennison 18606]

Womp womp.