2021 Houston Astros Thread

[InkaUtexas 25426]

Good game Astros. 

[Player 4575]

Suck it chowdahs

[HtownHorn 14446]

How the fuck do I go to sleep to wake up at 630 to head to the game tomorrow?

[TexArcher 37455]

[Revolution512 1479]

Anybody see the vagisil on the last Boston pitchers neck?

[alphahorn 1637]

Astros win, Bitcoin ~62K, Ethereum ~4,000, what a day

[Wulaw Horn 18963]

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

How the fuck do I go to sleep to wake up at 630 to head to the game tomorrow?

Yeah- me too. 

[Guadaloopy 10903]

Next time you are tempted to bitch about the shift, remember those last two outs.  

[TexArcher 37455]

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

Next time you are tempted to bitch about the shift, remember those last two outs.  

Who bitches about the shift?

It became the norm against pull hitters for a reason.

[tx ind 6996]

3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

How the fuck do I go to sleep to wake up at 630 to head to the game tomorrow?

yup, just cracked another beer to watch postgame

[HtownHorn 14446]

1 minute ago, Guadaloopy said:

Next time you are tempted to bitch about the shift, remember those last two outs.  

Well he got that bloop hit in the 1st because of the shift, so it evened out in the end.

[tx 3 putt 76159]

was chas or meyers on the baseball america radar ?  those two have been huge this post season 

[Scraps 13531]

How do you spell clutch?
 
 

I keep trying to tell people he WILL go down as greatest playoff player of all time when he retires

[Macklemore 2897]

Where is @Pimphand he was being a bitch earlier? Hahaha enjoy the win fucker.

Edited October 16, 2021 by Macklemore

[Gourmand 7774]

That definitely feels like a game we stole from them  BUT.....

 

HOW THE FUCK DO CORREA AND ALTUVE KEEP DOING THIS??????????

 

Are the BBGs just paying us back in joyful clutch moments for all the postseason suffering we endured with Biggio and Bagwell?

[Wulaw Horn 18963]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

7 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

How do you spell clutch?
 
 

I keep trying to tell people he WILL go down as greatest playoff player of all time when he retires

Maybe. Probably. But Altuve has a little something to say about that. 

[tx 3 putt 76159]

1 minute ago, Scraps said:

7 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

How do you spell clutch?
 
 

I keep trying to tell people he WILL go down as greatest playoff player of all time when he retires

 

either him or altuve 

[HtownHorn 14446]

Wait, Rodriguez is saying Arroyo had a shot at Chas's 100+ single in the 6th? Lulz, three men that used a shit load of steroids.

Edited October 16, 2021 by HtownHorn

[Pimphand 5587]

3 minutes ago, Macklemore said:

Where is @Pimphand he was being a bitch earlier? Hahaha enjoy the win fucker.

Have you ever heard of the reverse jinx bitch?

[Burt 4062]

7 minutes ago, Revolution512 said:

Anybody see the vagisil on the last Boston pitchers neck?

See the substance Maldonado hid in his lip while whispering to Pressly after the last out?

 

[runthebone 7929]

Man, I hope Garcia goes 6 strong tomorrow.

[Macklemore 2897]

2 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Have you ever heard of the reverse jinx bitch?

Haha. I’m fucking pulling your chain. I still have PTSD from last weekend too.

[tx 3 putt 76159]

should the astros even show up tomorrow, i mean evaldi is unhittable and all that ?

[At Ease 44]

3 hours ago, At Ease said:

He finally starts throwing off his FB and makes a quality CB and then we pull him?

Dusty was right on (to pull him), and I was not. 

[UTHornFan014 710]

Should I just keep drinking all the way through the Longhorn and Astros game?

[tx 3 putt 76159]

Just now, UTHornFan014 said:

Should I just keep drinking all the way through the Longhorn and Astros game?

 

there's no reason to even stop tonight

[TonyTexas 10478]

8 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Have you ever heard of the reverse jinx bitch?

I’ve definitely heard of bitch 

[Gourmand 7774]

[Gut Wagon 8052]

That's exactly the kind of gut-wrenching game we nearly always lost in our first few years of making the postseason. Sure nice to see us on the winning side of some more recently.

Game 2 would be a fine time for Tucker and Bregs to blow up. This business of scoring only 5 runs is way too stressful. 

Edited October 16, 2021 by Gut Wagon

[TonyTexas 10478]

 

[Mantis Toboggan, MD 1499]

Altuve is my favorite Astro of all time. Love that little man!

[UTexasFight 9369]

13 minutes ago, Burt said:

See the substance Maldonado hid in his lip while whispering to Pressly after the last out?

 

112, 116, 108, 101 mph exit velo’s in the 9th

they need better substance 

[Gourmand 7774]

[TexArcher 37455]

4 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

112, 116, 108, 101 mph exit velo’s in the 9th

they need better substance 

Yeah, I don't think chewing tobacco is gonna help the pitcher much.

[mrhorn 1376]

Biggio’s response to Correa standing at the plate after his HR was priceless. He stood up to cheer when it was hit then immediately stopped when he looked at Correa and was all wtf is he doing?

[tx 3 putt 76159]

you newbies need to post less or go to the game thread. thanks 

[tx 3 putt 76159]

MLB says it was also Correa’s 4th career go-ahead home run in the 7th inning or later in a postseason game. That’s most in postseason history.   

Correa also has 55 postseason RBIs,, the most among active players. 

The home run was Altuve’s 20th career postseason home run.  With that dinger, according to MLB Stats, Altuve became the fastest player in league history to get to 20 home runs.  He joins three others who have hit 20 or more postseason home runs -- Manny Ramirez (29), Bernie Williams (22) and Derek Jeter (20).

 

[TonyTexas 10478]

Anyone birching about Carlos’ celebration can go fuck themselves. 

[UTHornFan014 710]

Anyone birching about Carlos’ celebration can go fuck themselves. 

Full heel mode!

[runthebone 7929]

Apparently, we have no chance against Eovaldi.

[perfectchaos007 6593]

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

Anyone birching about Carlos’ celebration can go fuck themselves. 

Word. When the next Breggy Bomb is hit, I want him to trot around the entire diamond with bat in hand. Keep them hoes mad

[Gut Wagon 8052]

10 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

...and OU still sucks. 

[tx 3 putt 76159]

5+ out of garcia would be damn greatness 

[TexArcher 37455]

2 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Word. When the next Breggy Bomb is hit, I want him to trot around the entire diamond with bat in hand. Keep them hoes mad

He should do cartwheels all the way around the bases then fuck the pitcher's wife against the dugout railing.

[Gourmand 7774]

Cristian Javier was the fucking unsung hero tonight. I hope he has turned a corner with his control because if he can limit the walks, he can be a huge weapon.

[UDontKnow 10439]

Hope Maldy is good to go tomorrow. That pitch grazing his chest slowed down the ball before it hit his right wrist/forearm. 

[tx 3 putt 76159]

5 minutes ago, Gourmand said:

Cristian Javier was the fucking unsung hero tonight. I hope he has turned a corner with his control because if he can limit the walks, he can be a huge weapon.

 

garcia / javier / maton / raley / stanek / graveman. fucking nails !!!

[Dondrysdale1 363]

Anyone know where I can find a stream of mlb network? I turn on sportscenter to see coverage and I get a Zach errs trade and WNBA finals press conference.

Edited October 16, 2021 by Dondrysdale1

[Da Fino 2719]

Slowest game I’ve ever attended. Lines sucked. Don’t care. Got the win. Drank a bunch. Ate chick fil and hot dogs. Saw the H‑E‑B guy, Andre Johnson and some fat guy that looked like the wolverine. Hopefully won’t be back for a couple of weeks.

[Gourmand 7774]