2021 Houston Astros Thread

[tx 3 putt 78843]

And of fucking course 

[Mo Horn 8945]

 Yea, saw that coming 

[Pimphand 6383]

Game blouses! 2018 redux is here.

[David Dennison 19574]

Ray Charles could see that coming.

[runthebone 8380]

Fuck you, Garcia.  Stupid fucker, throw fucking strikes.

[Macklemore 2947]

Awesome. Shit sandwich from the Horns with a cum chaser by the Astros 

[beer 3295]

Looking like a banner day for sports

[alphahorn 1637]

FUCK YOU OCTOBER 16th, FUCK IN THE FUCKING ASS

[TexArcher 39080]

Sigh.  Whatever.

[Js1 87333]

Just gonna go to bed until tomorrow 

[Zeus 6887]

Same shit happened last game

Fuck these Bawston turds

[Macklemore 2947]

Just now, Pimphand said:

Game blouses! 2018 redux is here.

LOL you couldn’t wait to do that. Is this another reverse jinx?

[patrickdrinksbeer 858]

stupid nibbling fucking moron

[Lat22 4100]

Swell

[UTexasFight 9838]

Welp, kinda wish Bielak was on the roster right about now 

[tx 3 putt 78843]

[Wishbone 4958]

1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

FUCK YOU OCTOBER 16th, FUCK IN THE FUCKING ASS

Not another one of these fucking Saturdays dammit.

[TexArcher 39080]

I feel like destroying something beautiful.

[runthebone 8380]

Dumb cunt, walking those two. 

 

Garcia shouldn't start again in the playoffs.  He's shitty now.

[Longhornlove 5231]

Awesome, maybe I should just get shitfaced. 

[cabowabo 4692]

35 minute half inning. 

[Mo Horn 8945]

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Just gonna go to bed until sports no longer exists

FIFY

[tx 3 putt 78843]

Start chipping away 

[tx 3 putt 78843]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

35 minute half inning. 

[Scraps 13814]

Start chipping away 

Yep...time to hit boys

[Gut Wagon 8219]

A couple runs here would improve my mood quite a bit. Then again, so would drinking antifreeze. 

[Macklemore 2947]

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I feel like destroying something beautiful.

Find an innocent college girl to bang and make her your whore and side piece. That’s good start.

[WBT 21039]

2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Dumb cunt, walking those two. 

 

Garcia shouldn't start again in the playoffs.  He's shitty now.

I have no idea why they have him ahead of Urquidy in the pecking order.

Fucking walks.  If these guys won't trust their stuff and attack, we're not going to make it.

[Rockethorn1978 6206]

Our SP isn’t anywhere near championship level.

[tx 3 putt 78843]

He’s ‘better’ at home 

[oh_snap 694]

Just now, WBT said:

I have no idea why they have him ahead of Urquidy in the pecking order.

Fucking walks.  If these guys won't trust their stuff and attack, we're not going to make it.

Because his splits suggest he’d serve an even bigger shit sandwich in Fenway 

[runthebone 8380]

Nice 24.30 postseason ERA. 

[Mo Horn 8945]

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Our SP isn’t anywhere near championship level.

Especially without LMJ

[Brisketexan 107063]

So….it’s a nice day outside. Need to do stuff out there, I guess.

[Gourmand 7778]

the ex-Astro grand slam again

[Scraps 13814]

So….it’s a nice day outside. Need to do stuff out there, I guess.

Like watch the game through the window.

Don't be a bitch(yet) it's 1st inning

Lets fucking go.

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

10 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Game blouses! 2018 redux is here.

Indeed.  Boston vs. LAD in the World Series.   

Vegas had the Dodgers winning the title in the summer just when Mookie Betts returned.  LAD will get revenge on Boston this time with Betts. 

[Scraps 13814]

Indeed.  Boston vs. LAD in the World Series.   
Vegas had the Dodgers winning the title in the summer just when Mookie Betts returned.  LAD will get revenge on Boston this time with Betts. 

Go chase cars bro

[Macklemore 2947]

Also annoyed as fuck watching Baylor kicking BYU’s ass and realizing they’re better than us 

[Gourmand 7778]

1 minute ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

Indeed.  Boston vs. LAD in the World Series.   

Vegas had the Dodgers winning the title in the summer just when Mookie Betts returned.  LAD will get revenge on Boston this time with Betts. 

 

 

[Scraps 13814]

Also annoyed as fuck watching Baylor kicking BYU’s ass and realizing they’re better than us 

Pretty sure the Astros would beat BYU in baseball

[Planet Houston 4955]

Y’all are a bunch of pussies

[elfenix 34809]

no clue where the strike zone is

[tx 3 putt 78843]

Fucking Garcia 

[cabowabo 4692]

Wake up Dusty. 

[runthebone 8380]

Correa should just slap him in the face then walk back to SS.

[Scraps 13814]

Greinke or odorizzi gotta come in

[Scraps 13814]

Torn vagina?

[cabowabo 4692]

Lol. Going to the injury card. 

[elfenix 34809]

no bueno