2021 Houston Astros Thread

[tx 3 putt 76159]

And of fucking course 

[Mo Horn 8795]

 Yea, saw that coming 

[Pimphand 5587]

Game blouses! 2018 redux is here.

[David Dennison 18608]

Ray Charles could see that coming.

[runthebone 7929]

Fuck you, Garcia.  Stupid fucker, throw fucking strikes.

[Macklemore 2898]

Awesome. Shit sandwich from the Horns with a cum chaser by the Astros 

[beer 3215]

Looking like a banner day for sports

[alphahorn 1637]

FUCK YOU OCTOBER 16th, FUCK IN THE FUCKING ASS

[TexArcher 37455]

Sigh.  Whatever.

[Js1 85056]

Just gonna go to bed until tomorrow 

[Zeus 5943]

Same shit happened last game

Fuck these Bawston turds

[Macklemore 2898]

Just now, Pimphand said:

Game blouses! 2018 redux is here.

LOL you couldn’t wait to do that. Is this another reverse jinx?

[patrickdrinksbeer 788]

stupid nibbling fucking moron

[Lat22 3990]

Swell

[UTexasFight 9369]

Welp, kinda wish Bielak was on the roster right about now 

[tx 3 putt 76159]

[Wishbone 4731]

1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

FUCK YOU OCTOBER 16th, FUCK IN THE FUCKING ASS

Not another one of these fucking Saturdays dammit.

[TexArcher 37455]

I feel like destroying something beautiful.

[runthebone 7929]

Dumb cunt, walking those two. 

 

Garcia shouldn't start again in the playoffs.  He's shitty now.

[Longhornlove 4779]

Awesome, maybe I should just get shitfaced. 

[cabowabo 4449]

35 minute half inning. 

[Mo Horn 8795]

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Just gonna go to bed until sports no longer exists

FIFY

[tx 3 putt 76159]

Start chipping away 

[tx 3 putt 76159]

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

35 minute half inning. 

[Scraps 13531]

Start chipping away 

Yep...time to hit boys

[Gut Wagon 8052]

A couple runs here would improve my mood quite a bit. Then again, so would drinking antifreeze. 

[Macklemore 2898]

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I feel like destroying something beautiful.

Find an innocent college girl to bang and make her your whore and side piece. That’s good start.

[WBT 20397]

2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Dumb cunt, walking those two. 

 

Garcia shouldn't start again in the playoffs.  He's shitty now.

I have no idea why they have him ahead of Urquidy in the pecking order.

Fucking walks.  If these guys won't trust their stuff and attack, we're not going to make it.

[Rockethorn1978 6061]

Our SP isn’t anywhere near championship level.

[tx 3 putt 76159]

He’s ‘better’ at home 

[oh_snap 694]

Just now, WBT said:

I have no idea why they have him ahead of Urquidy in the pecking order.

Fucking walks.  If these guys won't trust their stuff and attack, we're not going to make it.

Because his splits suggest he’d serve an even bigger shit sandwich in Fenway 

[runthebone 7929]

Nice 24.30 postseason ERA. 

[Mo Horn 8795]

1 minute ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Our SP isn’t anywhere near championship level.

Especially without LMJ

[Brisketexan 104465]

So….it’s a nice day outside. Need to do stuff out there, I guess.

[Gourmand 7774]

the ex-Astro grand slam again

[Scraps 13531]

So….it’s a nice day outside. Need to do stuff out there, I guess.

Like watch the game through the window.

Don't be a bitch(yet) it's 1st inning

Lets fucking go.

[Make em eat Taco Bell 1549]

10 minutes ago, Pimphand said:

Game blouses! 2018 redux is here.

Indeed.  Boston vs. LAD in the World Series.   

Vegas had the Dodgers winning the title in the summer just when Mookie Betts returned.  LAD will get revenge on Boston this time with Betts. 

[Scraps 13531]

Indeed.  Boston vs. LAD in the World Series.   
Vegas had the Dodgers winning the title in the summer just when Mookie Betts returned.  LAD will get revenge on Boston this time with Betts. 

Go chase cars bro

[Macklemore 2898]

Also annoyed as fuck watching Baylor kicking BYU’s ass and realizing they’re better than us 

[Gourmand 7774]

1 minute ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

Indeed.  Boston vs. LAD in the World Series.   

Vegas had the Dodgers winning the title in the summer just when Mookie Betts returned.  LAD will get revenge on Boston this time with Betts. 

 

 

[Scraps 13531]

Also annoyed as fuck watching Baylor kicking BYU’s ass and realizing they’re better than us 

Pretty sure the Astros would beat BYU in baseball

[Planet Houston 4922]

Y’all are a bunch of pussies

[elfenix 34168]

no clue where the strike zone is

[tx 3 putt 76159]

Fucking Garcia 

[cabowabo 4449]

Wake up Dusty. 

[runthebone 7929]

Correa should just slap him in the face then walk back to SS.

[Scraps 13531]

Greinke or odorizzi gotta come in

[Scraps 13531]

Torn vagina?

[cabowabo 4449]

Lol. Going to the injury card. 

[elfenix 34168]

no bueno